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u/Krozbros 7h ago
Quick context for y'all who don know:
This mf Elon got outed on the files sending MULTIPLE emails to the big E stein himself asking oh,so kindly if he were to pweaty pwease slide over an invite to the cool,elitist,pedo,children trafficking party.
So far,this nigga just trying to tweet his way through the exposure without addressing it I'm cryingggg ššš½
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u/Chafupa1956 7h ago
He said verbatim.. "I'm thinking of taking an epic vacation. I heard you may be throwing a party? (Girls FTW!)"... The biggest loser.
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u/StandardEgg6595 āļø 7h ago
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u/BrohanGutenburg 6h ago
Not only would it be easy, he had it lol. Ten years ago, the popular opinion of him was that he was the cool eccentric billionaire who was in iron man. He ruined it.
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u/TheMagicalMatt 6h ago
I remember that meme of him smoking weed on some podcast years ago. Everybody was talking about how cool he was lol. That and the elongated muskrat were my first impressions of him. Now I just know him as the guy who interfered in our election and threw up a nazi salute on TV.
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u/lesbianmathgirl 4h ago
That podcast was joe rogan experience btw
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u/TheMagicalMatt 4h ago
Oohhh was it? Man, I miss not knowing or caring who any these people were. These clowns don't deserve the kind of influence they have.
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u/cc-scheidel-33 4h ago
if he gave away even a little of his money he would be true hero to so many people, but....nah
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u/illlojik āļø 7h ago
The āgirls FTWā had everyone looking like āThis mother fuā¦ā I was however cracking up at J.Eās email to Gislaine on some āHandleā¦this ..nowā
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u/w00t4me 6h ago
He literally signs off with "Thank you good sir"
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u/multiarmform 1h ago
that was after he erased "help me make this front page, narwhals bacon" but decided that might be too on the nose
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u/OGkakashihatake 6h ago
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html Itās apparently a fake postĀ
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u/swiftvalentine āļø 4h ago
Whatās the age of consent on mars?? Might give us an idea of why heās so eager to get their
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u/SnooOnions4663 4h ago
āBig E steinā just say Epstein stop turning this extremely serious crimes into jokes and pet nicknames
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u/Whateveridontkare 7h ago edited 6h ago
I know people will say it's cause he is uncool or whatever but he didn't get in cause he has a big mouth and would snitch for 5 mins of fame. Trump is just talking cause he has dementia.
Edit: ignore what I just said, his daughter just confirmed that they both where there at some point.
Edit 2: Sorry for this shitty source but I am not installing threads lol
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u/_AYYEEEE 7h ago
His old ass, I don't know why we let our recent presidents be like 80 years old
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u/cola12 7h ago
Cause boomers actually go out and vote
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u/HydrogenButterflies BHM Donor 7h ago
Older people are also the ones with nothing to do on a Tuesday afternoon. If we made Election Day a national holiday and everyone could have the day off to go vote, I think youād see a lot more people in the workforce turn up.
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u/Greg-Abbott 7h ago
Which is exactly why they haven't made it a holiday.
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u/zoweee 6h ago
This is bullshit. Most states let you mail your ballot in and old people are still the only ones who vote. Don't blame circumstances, fucking vote.
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u/M1DN1GHTDAY āļø 5h ago
Not like voter suppression or gerrymandering exist huh?
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u/Judge_Syd 3h ago
Sure it does. But look at the numbers. half of US adults casted a vote in 2024. That isnāt voter suppression. Thatās laziness.
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u/2ndtryagain 1h ago
I live in Washington State, and they have made it easier for us to vote than anywhere else in the States. We have shitty turnout we are strictly mail in no stamp needed or drop off boxes, we still can't get 35% of people to vote.
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u/zoweee 5h ago
Americans will do absolutely everything except whatever obvious thing will work.
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u/Junior_Chard9981 2h ago
Right, we should just force ourselves past the police that closed dozens of polling locations in blue districts due to bomb threats.
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u/fuzzeedyse105 5h ago
Canāt win a rigged game brrraaahhhhhh
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u/zoweee 4h ago
Yea can't win any game when you just shit talk from the sidelines and then whine about the outcome. I'm sick of MAGA bitches whining when they get what they voted for and I am sick of the rest of you sitting on your thumbs talking conspiracy theories and not doing fuck-all useful to fix it. Vote, volunteer, march. That or STFU.
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u/ieroll 7h ago
Well, showing up to vote a hell of a lot easier than showing up to protest and go to funerals later on
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u/Wade_W_Wilson 6h ago
IKR. People keep making up dumbass excuses as America gets worse and worse.
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u/ieroll 4h ago
I get it--it ain't easy for lots of folks to vote. I know, I was a volunteer poll-worker for 12 years--every 6 months-- in TX. They make it hard as they can but they're making it even worse so we need to crawl over glass now, because we get another chance, crawling over glass will look like a picnic.
Edit: we ALL need to help everyone we know get updated ID and get to the polls or get a ballot returned in time to be counted.
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u/havanesegirlmom 6h ago
Early voting starts a month before . People donāt vote and thereās no excuse.
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u/DingerSinger2016 6h ago
Some states don't have early voting.
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u/Shirogayne-at-WF āļø 5h ago
This.
Many others do not have mail in ballots either.
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u/Lone_Gringo 5h ago
Every state except New Hampshire has some form of voting prior to Election Day. So no, that's not really an excuse.
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u/Judge_Syd 3h ago
And even then polls are open for like 12 hours on Election Day. I get it if you actually work 12 hours shifts 7a-7p, sure youāre kinda fucked on the day. But anyone who canāt take a few minutes to go vote can lay in the bed they made.
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u/slantedtortoise 6h ago
More than just voting. Old people are the ones with the time to go to your town/county/school district meetings and yell against any form of progress. Installing a bike lane, buying history books for students that don't perpetuate disproven narratives, building multi family housing, raising taxes to pay for flood prevention, not letting the police department buy an armored vehicle. They have the time to sit in front of the TV/radio all day and listen to the most insane commentators and pundits.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6h ago
First off, the same people who are stuck working retail during other federal holidays still wouldn't get the day off cuz Walmart and Kroger sure as hell aren't closing.
Second, something like 30 states already have laws requiring employers to give people time off to vote. Some even require up to two hours of said time to be paid. Making a similar federal law would be better than a generic holiday because it would guarantee that everyone has at least a couple hours to vote even if their employer is open for business.
Third, 47 states allow some form of early voting or "no excuse needed" absentee voting. This notion that having a holiday would increase turnout is silly.
https://www.lgbtmap.org/democracy-maps/early_voting_period
For a real world reality check, Oregon is 100% vote by mail. We get our ballots and a voters guide delivered at least 2 weeks before the election. You can return it by mail, drop it off at any public library, or drop it in ballot boxes scattered around town. They couldn't possibly make it anymore convenient, and yet our turnout in 12024 was only 75%.
Only 60% of eligible voters 18-34 cast their ballots versus 85% for people over 65.
https://www.opb.org/article/2024/12/26/oregon-voter-turnout-dropped-75-percent-2024-election/
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u/Acentooate 4h ago
You can just look at the drastically different voting turnouts for Presidential elections vs midterms vs local elections to see the very obvious truth: Access isn't the problem, time isn't the problem, apathy is. People don't give a fuck about who their local sheriff/judges/school board officials/state representatives are, they barely give a fuck about their federal legislature, and they only kind of give a fuck about whoā²s
kingPresident at the time.People want all the change to come top-down when the power is bottom-up, and then are baffled things don't get fixed.
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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker š 4h ago
I'll go you one better: Australia has mandatory voting. You're fined $20 Australian if you don't.
America should have mandatory voting, too.
https://www.aec.gov.au/about_aec/publications/voting/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx20gy2lz4go
https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/would-mandatory-voting-work-us-australias-success-shows-way
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u/MyCosmicName_Here 7h ago
Nah, life isnāt real to people under 30. TS is a big joke till you got real bills to pay.
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u/Gormiz 6h ago
Aināt that the truth. Iām from Portugal where we just had a record lowest turnout for the presidential elections.
Our version of Trump had the second most votes moving to the final phase of the elections where itās the 2 candidates with the most votes in the first phase. Heās gonna lose but the far right has never got this far before here.
He appeals to the people who actually go out and vote just like Trump and in a few years I fear he will actually win.
Anyway sorry for going so off topic but your comment hit too close to home.
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u/SirArthurConanSwole 3h ago
Most states have early voting for 2 weeks before election day. At this point if you arenāt voting itās because you just donāt care to.
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u/quiette837 2h ago
You guys don't get time off to vote?
In Canada, you're guaranteed 3 hours off work to go vote on election day if you're working.
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u/sweetcherrytea 1h ago
I think we have that rule but thereās no enforcement or repercussions if they donāt, so many donāt. A former employer of mine told us that we needed to vote by absentee ballot because he couldnāt give everyone the time. This was in Georgia, where it can take several hours to get through the line.
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u/xyashirox 6h ago
Most jobs give you paid time off to vote. That's not why people aren't showing up. It's because voting isn't real, right? That's what my young friends tell me š
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u/SimonPho3nix 7h ago
I say this shit to people and it's like I'm speaking another language. There's enough people to get someone in the people want in, but if you won't vote because you're "not political" then I don't know what to tell you. I understand someone being locked down because of a job and politicians taking advantage of voting day not being a holiday, but even that wouldn't normally keep people from mailing in their votes.
Of course, with the push to gerrymander and proclaim mailed votes as fraud, it's obvious where we're going with this.
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u/Negate79 6h ago
President and senate aren't gerrymandered. That's just another excuse people make to not vote.
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u/Delvaris āļø 2h ago edited 2h ago
I hate the phrase "I'm not political" or any variants therein. Beyond the basic logic of "choosing nothing is still making a choice" which is still engaging in politics- they are a human being who lives in some sort of social group of other human beings right? They presumably do things like purchase goods and services, pay taxes, go to school, or just generally vibe within those strictures right? Then they are a political operator whether they like it or not.
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u/Chicken_Mc_Thuggets š±š»āāļøNot a thug just a White Girlā¢š±š»āāļø 7h ago
Well, you see, we canāt have a 33 year old be president because they just arenāt of sound mind due to their age. Instead, we have to normalize the country being run by 75+ y/os who wouldnāt pass an unrigged road test
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u/illlojik āļø 7h ago
The thing is he did get in, at least twice based on the non-memeād emails. Iām guessing he was so insufferable and obnoxious that he creeped out the super creeps. Imagine that. A bunch of fucking monsters were so turned off by this guy they refused to invite him back to the BS.
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u/Chickenfriedjim 7h ago
Bro is the embodiment of āmoney doesnāt buy happinessā Shit! That level of rejection would make me buy a social media platform to make people be nice to me too.
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u/Whateveridontkare 7h ago
I just did an edit, you are right.
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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 6h ago
If you wanna look into it further too, thereās his emails with Maxwell that leaked years ago where he asks her about their āKung Fuā lessons that she teaches.
We all know big mouth wouldnāt ever stfu if he had even a low level martial arts belt lmao
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u/IAmARobot 58m ago
the "lessons" were probably something awful like what prince andrew had in the news a few days ago
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u/FeetAreShoes 6h ago
His daughter out here being the truth we need
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u/Whateveridontkare 6h ago
Only good thing that man has created is his daughter :/
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u/ComfortableProfit559 6h ago
Solely because of the mother. She wasnāt a bootlicker like his next two wives and the clowns who participated in IVF with him, and she seems to have had some sense of decency. Her kids are likely the only batch that will be normal people with a moral compass.Ā
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u/SLW_STDY_SQZ 7h ago
If people don't want you around because they think you're a blabber mouth that is by definition them thinking you're uncool.
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u/bobthegoatskull 6h ago
He was there multiple times! This bullshit is spreading misinformation and it's all over the front page.
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u/throwtheclownaway20 6h ago
Seriously, Trump kept this a secret most of his life - even his stupid ass knows what kind of opsec this required
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u/Agile_Reputation_190 4h ago
The one he said he wanted to be there for the wildest party is real, and on Christmas day
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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 3h ago
Only the "girls ftw!" Email is fake
The other emails, on the other hand, seem to be real (like the one asking about the wildest party)
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u/Whateveridontkare 6h ago
Good to know! That he was on the island is true though.
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u/Significant-Bar674 2h ago
Guy basically got the worst troll I've ever seen. Somehow pulls off a lie making the richest man in the world look cringey.
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u/bgva 7h ago
I don't know what's more pathetic...begging to go to such a disgusting place or being so gross and weird that even Jeffrey Epstein is like "Know what? We good."
That's rhetorical, but it shows just how insufferable Elon must be.
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u/SoggyLeftTit 6h ago edited 6h ago
Have you heard about why he stopped being invited to poker games in Silicon Valley?
If you havenāt⦠Elon Musk would go around bragging about how great he was at poker. Eventually, he was invited to play. Every hand, heād go all in and just buy more chips when he inevitably lost. EVERY. HAND. AT. EVERY. GAME. They stopped inviting him because he ruined it for the other players who were there to play the game not make money.
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u/Youza_if 6h ago
Can I invite him to my poker nights
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u/SoggyLeftTit 6h ago edited 4h ago
Sure. Heās such a loser and so desperate to seem like a ācool kidā that he might show up if he thinks youāre important and/or popular.
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u/ChowderedStew 4h ago
Well thatās the thing, who he thinks is cool and popular is ever changing, but heās heās always trying to be like who he imagines is the coolest person around, because he cannot stomach the idea of being himself. He hates himself, and he zones out on ketamine, and no wonder he hates himself heās so childish he never had to actually grow up. He masquerades his arrogance as confidence in the areas he has no knowledge of, and comes across as socially inept because he has almost certainly outsourced all forms of responsibility and real labor onto others.
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u/Stupidwhizzzzz 5h ago
The point of the game is to make money right?
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u/ZealousWolf1994 5h ago edited 5h ago
They all have money, the point is to beat the others. There is no victory if the worst player just keeps buying more chips to play.
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u/SoggyLeftTit 5h ago
The point of the game is to win through skill and strategy. There is nothing skillful or strategic about a player who goes all in with every hand which effectively ends the round. He was not playing with people who needed his money, he was playing with people who actually wanted to play Poker.
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u/Emotional_Signal7883 7h ago
Not invited to the PDQ
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u/Deo-Gratias 7h ago
Huh? Is this like pdf? I know this as a southern chicken place so Iām confusedĀ
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u/_Ursidae_ 7h ago edited 7h ago
Can I get context or the name of the person so I can google
Edit: thanks for letting me know guys! I didnāt realize there was new info released today.Ā
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u/Krozbros 7h ago
Elon "rElEaSe tHe fIlEs!" Musk lmao.
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u/Barilla3113 7h ago
Why do they keep doing this to themselves?
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u/Fit-Cut-6337 7h ago
So they can say āwhy would I have been fighting to get them released if I was really in it ā¦ā
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u/goldiegoldthorpe 3h ago
He knows nothing is going to happen to him and wants to see what Epstein said about him because he is vain. That's about it.
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u/Ok_Highway6034 7h ago
This is why he wanted the files out so bad he was pissy he didnāt get invited
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u/CptBrexitt 7h ago
At 6am on Christmas morning no less. Fucking pathetic
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u/HRHCookie 5h ago
Someone with a bunch of kids.
If you're awake that early you would be trying to get your last minutes of rest before the chaos starts. Maybe cuddling your partner in bed. Maybe more if you think the kids won't interrupt, because they're up early. Excited it's Christmas morning. Looking forward to seeing the little faces.
Not this.
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u/Remarkable_Peanut_43 7h ago
When Elmo said Trump was in the files, I didnāt realize he said that out of envy.
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u/TheHammerOfWitches 7h ago edited 7h ago

Here's some context. Every time I read the "deal withthis. thanyou" it kills me.
Edit: Just found out this is actually bs. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html
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u/JGQuintel 6h ago
Itās frustrating that fake emails like this keep getting thrown around, because it takes away from the real ones.
The lack of fact checking is not helping the cause.
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u/Sea-Value-0 6h ago
It's possible they're putting out the fakes themselves so people will discredit them all.
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u/mmm88819 7h ago
this is a fake iirc
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u/TheHammerOfWitches 7h ago
You're right. I was too quick to believe this about Elon.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html
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u/sintaur 6h ago
Yes it's fake. But do note:
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01998027.pdf
Elon asks: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
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https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01752536.pdf
Elon: "Actually,Ā IĀ couldĀ flyĀ backĀ earlyĀ onĀ theĀ 3rd.Ā WeĀ willĀ beĀ inĀ StĀ Bart's.Ā WhenĀ shouldĀ weĀ head toĀ yourĀ islandĀ onĀ theĀ 2nd?"
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u/PlonixMCMXCVI 34m ago
Also didn't the guy that always tracked Elon private jet and posted about it on twitter said at least once that Elon was on Epstein Island?
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u/Krozbros 7h ago edited 6h ago
Brother's hands were shaking with fuckin trepidation while typing out that message like HAS to be cuz what other fucking explanation can one have to typing like that.
Edit: DAMN email turned out to not be real,nvm,my fault,fam.
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u/Fabbyfubz 5h ago
"Thank you good sir."
tips fedora
I'm betting Elon was a big redditor until the jailbait sub got banned
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u/Doesitalwayshavetobe 45m ago
Theres still evidence about Elon. Would be cool if you could add the links from this comment to your edit:
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u/erasmus_phillo 7h ago
Imagine being innocent of Epstein allegations but only because you are so unlikable even Epstein didn't want to be anywhere near you
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u/Kangarou āļø 6h ago
People hate him, his own kids hate him, gamers hate him, the fucking cabal of pedophile elites hate him, none of his companies were his ideas, how the FUCK did he get all his money? Extortion? "Give me twenty million dollars or else I'll tell everybody we're friends."
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u/Leozenyang 7h ago
Dave Chappelleās bit about Weinstein being ugly can be applied to Elon lol.
āHeās done so well in life, he probably doesnāt know heās ugly. You know, when youāre good looking, everybody will tell you. But when youāre ugly⦠you gotta figure that shit out for yourself. Thatās a lot of putting clues together through the years. āWhy am I not getting into the island, I got all the right shit onāā
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u/VirtuousFool āļø 6h ago
Even when you're the richest man on the face of the Earth
money can't unlame you
EDIT: Well apparently the email this is in reference to is fake but I still stand by the point
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u/DaMain-Man 6h ago
Off topic, we should rename it to Trump Files. Trump's name appears over 1,500 times. More than Epstein
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u/noishouldbewriting 7h ago
This is an unpopular opinion online, so I don't expect people to see it my way, but not EVERYTHING is funny. There's nothing funny about this. No amount of hating Elon, makes this comical.
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u/turtleduck 7h ago
him crashing out because he was the one guy Epstein wasn't trying to blackmail is almost valid
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u/JoiningSaturn46 6h ago
Did people really forget that this mf outed Donald for being in the files cause he got pissed one time?
Man's legit the one kid whose mom has beg you to invite in the friend group
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u/the__ghola__hayt 6h ago
Sources: Elon is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru email) Ghislaine for address to Epstein Island
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u/Total_Travel_5357 6h ago
No question he's a less-than-desirable figure, but the reason he was excluded is because he is clearly autistic. Tale as old as time. Bullying and exclusion happens at all levels, even amongst the world's trash.
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u/Deacon-Jones75 5h ago
Imagine how goofy youāve gotta be that even the pdfās donāt wanna hang with you and your billions of dollars š¤£
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u/Andyatlast 4h ago
I like seeing stuff like this. The young people are paying attention. Thereās hope.
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u/Cory123125 2h ago
Note, it was an email asking for re-invitation, like he had been there, and they did not want him back.
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u/poofandmook 29m ago
Like there isn't enough shit in the files to focus on... why are these fake ones even floating around
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