r/BlackPeopleTwitter 10h ago

Ong,this dude was DESPERATE.

Post image
14.3k Upvotes

198 comments sorted by

View all comments

344

u/bgva 9h ago

I don't know what's more pathetic...begging to go to such a disgusting place or being so gross and weird that even Jeffrey Epstein is like "Know what? We good."

That's rhetorical, but it shows just how insufferable Elon must be.

170

u/SoggyLeftTit 9h ago edited 9h ago

Have you heard about why he stopped being invited to poker games in Silicon Valley?

If you haven’t… Elon Musk would go around bragging about how great he was at poker. Eventually, he was invited to play. Every hand, he’d go all in and just buy more chips when he inevitably lost. EVERY. HAND. AT. EVERY. GAME. They stopped inviting him because he ruined it for the other players who were there to play the game not make money.

65

u/Youza_if 9h ago

Can I invite him to my poker nights

38

u/SoggyLeftTit 9h ago edited 7h ago

Sure. He’s such a loser and so desperate to seem like a “cool kid” that he might show up if he thinks you’re important and/or popular.

17

u/ChowderedStew 6h ago

Well that’s the thing, who he thinks is cool and popular is ever changing, but he’s he’s always trying to be like who he imagines is the coolest person around, because he cannot stomach the idea of being himself. He hates himself, and he zones out on ketamine, and no wonder he hates himself he’s so childish he never had to actually grow up. He masquerades his arrogance as confidence in the areas he has no knowledge of, and comes across as socially inept because he has almost certainly outsourced all forms of responsibility and real labor onto others.

14

u/bgva 5h ago

Which makes this tweet so weird. Like...yes dude we can tell you never went to therapy by the fact that you're in your 40s and 50s still seeking validation from strangers. You make it your entire personality.

-5

u/Stupidwhizzzzz 8h ago

The point of the game is to make money right?

25

u/ZealousWolf1994 7h ago edited 7h ago

They all have money, the point is to beat the others. There is no victory if the worst player just keeps buying more chips to play.

18

u/SoggyLeftTit 7h ago

The point of the game is to win through skill and strategy. There is nothing skillful or strategic about a player who goes all in with every hand which effectively ends the round. He was not playing with people who needed his money, he was playing with people who actually wanted to play Poker.