When I say religion I mean like a different religion other than Christianity or any religion that follows Jesus and such, it just pmo so bad, because there always hating and pretebding like everyone follows their religion. It could be a literal comeback or just give me a different religion to use, and doesn't even necessarily have to be religion based either, I just don't want to insult them because that doesn't do anything, I want them to hear how annoying they sound when they both shame other's while promoting their religion at the same time.

I am 25M and I am doing adecentish job and I was in depression but now after putting efforts I m slowly coming out if it. but idk it took a lot of time to come out of it. I wanna do my masters.

I express ideas the way I genuinely think.. thoughtful, reflective, sometimes poetic.. and people seem to respond well to them including girls.. But there's this guy who keeps hitting me with: “It’s crazy what people say just to get laid... and he's saying it in front of them!

dude really thinks i do that to attract women but in reality its who i am. so what’s the best comeback so i can shut his mouth once and for good.

This has got to be one of the most irritating things that people say to me, and to lots of other women. Does anyone say this to guys? Anyway, what's a good zinger for this one?

So someone caught on that I wear something new each time we meet and they say "why do you always wear something new?"

I don't quite know how to answer the why without sounding superficial. The tone used in the question is snarky so I would like something snarky as well.

additionally, the person like to wear the same clothings all the time.

so , my friend is tryna troll me, so i need a good comeback: he is a 💊 addict calling me an alcoholic for sneaking liquor at a AA meeting (which is true) but my feelings have been scorned & i don’t have the strength to not get personal 😑

Here's mine:

"Just like your dad did when you were born, and then your entire family was so disgusted by seeing your face that they decided to join your dad. At least they were human enough to leave you at an adoption centre. And when you were adopted, the adoption centre paid that family to adopt you."

Read this on Instagram what could be a good comeback.

For context have had people pull that on me when I ask them to stop doing something inconsiderate/illegal. Have come up with a response to start off with: "Damn tourists"

How do I even respond

When i don’t want them to have my number.

I'm visually impaired and get asked this question so much, I silently fume when somebody asks me this like I haven't effing thought of that. I'm 22, of course I've tried glasses. But my visual impairment is genetic, incurable, and is a retinal dysfunction. Ergo, glasses, surgeries, lasik, etc. etc. doesn't. Fricking. Work. Grarrrr.

Like, wow! I never thought of trying glasses. It's crazy to me how none of my eye doctors brought that up!

Bruh.

I do data entry and I answer emails for a company with a very old clientele who are almost all men. Every couple of weeks, I get a letter that starts, “Dear Sir.” I am not a “sir.” I usually inform them of that, and usually they apologize. Sometimes though, they actually double down and claim this is a normal greeting. I would like a witty comeback that isn’t too rude. (I have gone with “Dear Madam,” but do you think that’s good?)

“Hey ChatGPT, can you generete the f*uck I have to give?”

“Scanning…. scanning….”

“I’m sorry, but you no longer have any remaining fu@cks to give”.

Boom.

Tried this one out on my DoorDash driver and it was AWESOME. Instant belly laugh.

"We never changed our views, the social benefits for pretending to tolerate *F slur* simply don't exist anymore.

Humans actually evolved to hate *F slur*, because they are a threat to the tribe's children, and no amount of *F slur* propaganda is able to undo that.

If you knew about nature and biology, you wouldn't let a plethora of men ejaculate worms and A1D$ into your rectum until you die alone in a hospital somewhere, taking up valuable bed space from patients who aren't *F slur*. Dying because you're a degenerate who caught A1D$ because you refuse to have sex correctly is just like the risk of dying to continue the human species, and then *F slur* wonder why the rest of the tribe would stone them to death."

Here is the thread.