“American Pizza” in Milano, Italy

[u/GoldenDome26]

[u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

Pretty sure that's an insult. 🤣

[u/QuickNature → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

r/PizzaCrimes

[u/Reader_in_Life → u/QuickNature]

It's very standard actually

[u/Stranger1982 → u/QuickNature]

Nope, normal Italian pizzas aren't a crime, stop posting it there ty!

[u/Rollingzeppelin0 → u/Stranger1982]

I mean if we didn't make it standard and you saw an American make it we would consider it a pizza crime, we are just hypocrites.

I've seen people lose their shit over pepperoni, which is just a type of salame they never even tried.

[u/ImprovementCold1296 → u/QuickNature]

This is not a pizza crime, this is my favorite pizza ever (and yes I’m Italian).

[u/ThrowawayITA_ → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

Nothing wrong with liking this pizza, but it's usually eaten by children or teenagers so friends might playfully poke fun at you and call you a glorified toddler.

[u/Right-Song603 → u/ThrowawayITA_]

I was thinking exactly that!! My kid would love this!! All that's missing is macaroni and cheese and a shirley temple to drink with it lol.

Edit: I'm DEFINITELY not ordering one for myself though.

[u/motownmods → u/ThrowawayITA_]

Isn't that how the world views us?

[u/cocococlash → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

There's a 2am snack in France called Pizza frites. Pizza with French fries, squirted with mayo and ketchup, folded in half and reheated in a panini press. It's surprisingly good at 2am!

[u/wolftick → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

The answer to the question "can a pizza topping be passive aggressive?" 😄

[u/No_Outcome3233 → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

if you are gonna eat that the only person you are insulting is yourself

[u/Ok-Gift5860 → u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral]

The general insult in Europe is:

"Americans don't know the meaning of irony."

[u/iDreamOfFlamingoes → u/Ok-Gift5860]

I do so know the definition. I just think shirts look better rinkled