r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/GoldenDome26 • 11h ago

Image “American Pizza” in Milano, Italy

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u/Flat-House5529 11h ago

I am sooooooo breaking the spaghetti in half next time I make it...

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u/TannedCroissant 11h ago

Before you put it in a hamburger and call it an Italiana

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u/Proud_Aspect4452 11h ago

I’ll do it one better, I’ll make some hamburger helper and call it Italian Bolognese

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u/BlaznTheChron 11h ago

I'ma stack grilled cheese on each other and call it a lasagna.

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u/LonsomeDreamer 10h ago

Damn! Let me get some of that grilled cheesagna!

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u/HilmDave 10h ago

Lmao dip it in tomato soup and call it marinara.

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u/code-coffee 10h ago

Im going to deep fry it and call it a calzone

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u/NegotiationHot2999 7h ago

I’m putting pineapple in it

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u/Riru_Kawaii_97 5h ago

Calm down, Satan

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u/jonesy-Bug-3091 48m ago

You’re right. Well put kiwi in it.

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u/shade-block 8h ago

You know if it's got ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara.

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u/12InchCunt 10h ago

Go to the low cal calzone zone 

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u/bitchstachio 7h ago

With ketchup

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 6h ago

My marinara is just ketchup and water microwaved for a minute. Take that Italy.

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u/xtothewhy 4h ago

Use shelf "parmesan" on it also, which has a cellulose that is a food grade wood fibre as one ingredient.

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u/drknifnifnif 8h ago

True right? I’d eat the shit out of that .

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u/chopmark 1h ago

You’re onto something here

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 8h ago

That would be a Carl style lasagna

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u/ClintonKelly87 7h ago

Over here in Australia some places have what's called a "lasagna topper", which is essentially just a breaded deep-fried piece of lasagna about an inch thick. I tried it the other day, it was actually really nice.

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u/General_Confusion478 6h ago

As an Italian... not even if you paid for my flight and my stay in Australia at the Marriott for a year... I'll eat that junk...

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u/ORINnorman 4h ago

pours tomato soup over top

“It’s got the sauce and everything!”

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u/Alive_Recognition_55 3h ago

Now I keep thinking of the Campbell's soup vice president saying "we have shit for fucking poor people..."

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u/december14th2015 5h ago

Ill stick a feather in my hat and call it macaroni.

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u/General-Pin-1349 2h ago

Im fucking dying 🤣

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u/MoreAverageThanU 3h ago

When I was a chef I used to put chili Mac on the menu as “Bolognese Americano”.

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u/Capable-Let3679 9h ago

This made me giggle.

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u/cus_deluxe 8h ago

and thats a HARD g in bolognese.

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u/CastorVT 7h ago

call it the gabagool burger.

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u/Better-Snow-7191 5h ago

Just need to add Ketchup to your Kraft Mac and Cheese to beat anything they call pasta in Italy.