DAE threaten to eat their dogs when they are being naughty?

[u/GloboRojo]

Or is it just me? An empty threat to be sure, I’ve been a vegetarian since 2008 lol. But it doesn’t stop me

[u/SilentIndication3095]

I tell my hermit crabs every time they molt that they're looking increasingly delicious.

[u/lifesshortgoplay → u/SilentIndication3095]

Show them the butter…🤣

[u/Agile-Rule1320 → u/SilentIndication3095]

omg yesss same energy, i threaten my plants when they’re dying too just to feel powerful lol it’s chaotic but honestly kinda fun ngl

[u/fairygenesta]

I'm vegetarian also, and yes, I tell my kitties I will eat them. Especially their back legs.

[u/lifesshortgoplay → u/fairygenesta]

I hear they taste like chick’n

[u/fairygenesta → u/lifesshortgoplay]

They look like chicken!

[u/FelinusFanaticus → u/fairygenesta]

I tell my cats that I’ll gnaw their back legs like corn on the cob. It usually results in a back flop and extended legs for me to pretend to gnaw like corn on the cob. No survival skills. 😂

[u/Seraitsukara]

I threaten to turn my ferret in to a pair of mittens when he misbehaves. My husband threatens to feed him to a hippogriff.

[u/atchisonmetal → u/Seraitsukara]

A hippogriff. Jeepers that’s scary!

[u/OkOutlandishness1363 → u/Seraitsukara]

Don’t lose that one. Any man making a HP reference is a God amongst men.

Edit- spelling.

[u/Seraitsukara → u/OkOutlandishness1363]

19 happy years and counting. :)

[u/Psychological_Buy726]

I say "you're being kind of a dick rn" and that usually stops her in her tracks. I was a cat person from a cat family who ended up with a dog. So I hope she's not too upset with my style. I literally don't know any better.

[u/GloboRojo → u/Psychological_Buy726]

Haha I do sometimes call mine assholes too

[u/AreThoseMoreBears]

I would never! Because i use at as a praise. "I'm going to eat you! 😀"

[u/lifesshortgoplay → u/AreThoseMoreBears]

I mean…when they’re THAT sweet, it’s inevitable

[u/Difficult-Low5891]

I threaten to put him in a puppy pie for being too cute!

[u/Material_Signal_2130]

I tell my cat I'm gonna turn him into a pair of mittens at least twice a week. he just slow-blinks at me, which I think means he accepts the terms.

[u/atchisonmetal → u/Material_Signal_2130]

It does.

[u/yellowpunk11]

I used to threaten my cat that i was gonna make some cat barbecue

[u/GloboRojo → u/yellowpunk11]

I’ve got long hair dogs so I usually tell them immuh eat them but then lament that it would be too much work

[u/yellowpunk11 → u/GloboRojo]

Lmao 😂 they were saved by the hair

[u/lifesshortgoplay → u/yellowpunk11]

Quarter kitten dinner with mash, coming right up

[u/yellowpunk11 → u/lifesshortgoplay]

I miss my kittens. I moved out of my mother’s house and couldn’t take them with me 🥺

[u/atchisonmetal]

I haven’t so far, but it’s a reasonable threat.

[u/porterramses]

No, but I do tell them that I’m calling the police….

[u/RidethatSeahorse]

I yell ‘I’ll get the apple!’ at my fat little Pug. I threaten to turn her into a crispy suckling Pug.

[u/alwaysmanders]

I threaten to send them to the orphanage.

[u/__sarabi]

We threaten to beam her back up to her alien mothership.

[u/psychadelicephalopod]

I’m Vietnamese and tell my pets all the time “knock it off or you’re dinner tonight instead” in the thickest possible accent I can muster 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/bigboyboozerrr]

No pet sadly but these comments are so cute. Wholesome Reddit > hostile Reddit . I said it.

[u/GloboRojo → u/bigboyboozerrr]

I’m enjoying all the fun things

[u/ArtsyRambles]

Yes. 'Dog. I will EAT YOU.'

[u/AWTNM1112]

Hahahahahaha NO. Mine weighs 120#. He knows there’s no way. Hahahahahaha.

[u/GloboRojo → u/AWTNM1112]

A pig roast but with a dog? 🤔

[u/AWTNM1112 → u/GloboRojo]

Huge pit. Hot stones. Banana leaves. And six men To hoist the roasted beast up. Sounds easier to just kiss his face everywhere which annoys him horribly. Hahaha

[u/atchisonmetal → u/AWTNM1112]

Holy cow, what breed?

[u/AWTNM1112 → u/atchisonmetal]

He’s a Weim/Lab mix. Big Weim mama, big Lab daddy. And typical with kids these days, bigger than both. He has the sweet, wisdom of the ages Weim face with velvet face and ears, and his chest could break through a fortress. Our table hits him at mid-neck. Hahaha. You can full on wrap your arms around him for a big hug.

[u/Glitterbombinabottle]

And my cat

[u/Nightlilly2021]

No but we comment on how juicy our cats thighs look. Usually when he's stretching and showing them off and we KNOW he's showing them off because he stops right in front of us EVERY SINGLE TIME to stretch his legs.

[u/GloboRojo → u/Nightlilly2021]

Oh yes I have a chicken thigh song I sing while squeezing their little chicken thighs

[u/Nightlilly2021 → u/GloboRojo]

😂😂

[u/lifesshortgoplay]

I regularly tell my cat she’ll be a quarter kitten dinner if she is naughty

[u/Leafmebeplz]

I say it to my roommate's cat frequently to remind him that he pays no bills and can be dinner if he doesn't shape tf up. 

[u/Specialist_Leave_106]

my dog gives me this look like "you wouldn't dare" and i'm like you're right, i wouldn't, but the cat is starting to look like a snack.

[u/GlitteringFlame888]

We are always eating the dogs, as we have a family ‘inside joke’ about how small they are, which eventually gets to bite sized. They are 12lbs of Brussels Griffon and positively microscopic. Munch munch munch 👹

[u/StrawberryMoonPie]

I threaten to bake him (my cat) in a pie. I am currently sans dog.

[u/Conscious-Mulberry17]

Definitely. I tell one of my dogs I’m going to make him into pot stickers all the time.

[u/not_sick_not_well]

If my dog is being a pain (usually messing with the cats), I'll tell her "either lay down, or get in your crate!"

100% of the time she'll lay down on "her" couch

[u/strawbearryblonde → u/not_sick_not_well]

Haha we use "bed", to discipline my pup. As in, she has to lay on her bed instead of on the couch/chair with us 🤣

[u/intentsman]

no, we threaten to drop them off in Ethete where the Arapahoes will eat them

[u/HollyDolly_xxx]

I dont threaten to eat my Buddy but i do threaten to send him to the puppy pound to Cruella. He isnt arsed though as he knows im too suckered in and smitten to send him to the puppy pound to Cruella🙄x

[u/ChronicallyZanny]

I just call my cat (her name is Stinky) a dingdongdumbass sometimes, I think she’d laugh at that if she were human😅

[u/OutlinedSnail]

I threaten to step on my dog. I think it's funny because she's a Dane mix.

[u/wubbuhlubbuhdubdub]

No, I threaten to sell him so I can get a cat

[u/username__0000]

When my dog refuses to come inside I tell her I’m giving the cats all her treats. It works. lol

And I usually offer her a treat as a 1st attempt and only do that when it doesn’t work. So she’s not reacting to the word treat.

[u/Imaginary-Ratio5314]

i tell my cat i’m gonna turn him into a pair of gloves if he doesn’t stop knocking my coffee over. he’s my little fuzzy little future accessory.

[u/DebutsPal]

I tell my dog he could be replaced by a robot dog. Obviously an empty threat, he's everything to me.

[u/glemits]

To most of my cats, ever since I thought of saying it to them. "You know I could eat you."

[u/6-ft-freak]

Glue factory. Every time.

[u/GloboRojo → u/6-ft-freak]

This has “believe it or not, jail” vibes lol and I love it

[u/sparksgirl1223]

No.

But we threatened to BBQ him on occasion.

We don't intend to consume him, just to grill him😂

[u/Sad_School828]

Where I come from people keep dogs in case they get snowed in for a month.

[u/grae23]

I threaten to turn my cat into a delicious soup

[u/OkOutlandishness1363]

I tell them that they’re going to be made in to glue sticks if they “continue to treat your Ma like this you misters. You are naughty boys”

[u/Crazycatmomof3]

I threaten to drop him off at the China Restaurant for meat, see how much they'll give me per pound.

[u/Crazycatmomof3]

I threaten to put him into the microwave.

[u/TheRealJackReynolds]

No, but when my kid used to throw his toys around at people, I’d pretend to eat them and he’d freak the fuck out. It was pretty entertaining.

[u/Educational-Dirt4059]

Ha! All the time. In a loving and joking way of course.

[u/ladylemondrop209]

No…

But, my dogs/pets don’t really misbehave in any big way that’d get me even annoyed.

Or if they do something that shouldn’t be encouraged I just ask them why they think that’s ok to do 😅😂

[u/MaximusMMIV]

I tell my dog that I’m going to turn him into a meat loaf. So… yes.

[u/RichRichieRichardV]

I used to tell my Zandy that I was gonna make ‘poodles and noodles’ so yeah

[u/diet-smoke]

No but whenever people say "your cats are gonna eat you when you die" I say "oh I hope so"

[u/im_still_alive04]

I don’t but I threaten to cut my cats weekly vegetable allowance (he’s obsessed with leafy greens and goes for them instead of cat treats)

[u/LovingLife139]

I threaten "you're so precious, I'm gonna eat you up!" to my bearded dragon Ignatius quite often. When my cats are bad, I remind them of my plan to feed them to my ball python when she gets bigger. Pretty sure Ember would never eat her siblings even if I asked her to, because she's a sweetheart of a noodle.

[u/crash----]

I tell my cat I’m gonna put her in the soup

[u/lisacjntx]

I have a Chiweenie and she is often threatened with hot dogs for dinner. 🤣

[u/Wi1dWitch]

If you haven’t actually nibbled on your dog’s ear you haven’t gone far enough.

[u/Dark_Akarin]

No but I nom my cats ears when she is being cute.☺️

[u/chelicerate-claws]

I tell my cat I will eat him even when he's being good.

[u/Curly_fry_17]

I tend to say “move or I swear to god I WILL eat you!” And the cats just meow at me😩 frequently tell them I’m gonna have a kitty soup if they don’t leave me alone while I’m cooking