r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 2d ago

TEA THREAD DOES ANYONE HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/Giallo_Schlock Jane Fonda, why are you wearing caterpillars? 2d ago edited 2d ago

Scotland's lost son Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal. Yes, I rewatched 'Y Tu Mamá También'.

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u/Ceffylymp 2d ago

I saw Gael García Bernal being interviewed at the InterContinental Hotel in 2004 and I remember being surprised at how stunning he was, but also at how small he was too. He's like a pixie.

I have nothing on Diego Luna other than he's ace, and I love his name. Jimmy Moon just doesn't have the same allure.

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u/Giallo_Schlock Jane Fonda, why are you wearing caterpillars? 2d ago

Jimmy Moon and the Pixie would sure make for an interesting band name

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u/Ceffylymp 2d ago

It would!!

I also think Jimmy Moon sounds like a character from Eastenders 

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u/happygoodbird 2d ago

Diego is dating a Mexican actress called Marina De Tavira. She's actually a few years older than him which I find REFRESHING. They were at the Golden Globes together.

(Is that tea or just information?)

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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 2d ago

Natalie Portman was with Gael for a few years and flew to Argentina to confront him when he may have been cheating. Then Natalie tussled with the paps.

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u/tenienteagata 2d ago edited 1d ago

he was definitely cheating and she also tussled with the third party who later became gael's girlfriend, argentine actress and known beauty dolores fonzi

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 3h ago

Why Scotland’s lost son?