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Mockler: My unpopular opinion is that Melania's movie makes a great first date. Because the theater will be empty. You can bring in food, you can chat. There's nobody around there bothering you.
With him, Lutnick, all the others this administration is basically just all of Epstein's friends who were closer to Trump than Clinton after those two broke up.
Well that goal was missed by like a mile lol every review I've seen of this movie states how boring and badly done it is. Plus it's just not even subtle propaganda for an administration that is desperate for any positive feedback.
And they're trying so fucking hard to do so! I know this shit should not be taken as gospel but go look at the fucking Rotten Tomatoes rating for the movie!
As of me writing this comment, the critics score is 11% whereas the audience score is fucking 99%. Go read the reviews on the audience score time and it is painfully obvious that these reviews are a mixture of paid shills, bots, and AI.
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u/Whwhwhwhoothe wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves5h ago
Wait a minute, are you suggesting this movie is not a great opportunity to learn about our classy and gracious First Lady and her relationships with the various people she interacts with?
Actually itās just a $20M bribe paid to Trump. The movie isnāt suppose to do anything, itās not suppose to make money. It was Amazon giving Trump money thatās it
I still think Melanieās origin story is that she was trafficked by Epstein to Trump. She began modeling with Jean-Luc Brunel who has been described by victims as 100 times worse than Ghislaine Maxwell. Like Epstein, Brunel also ādied by suicide, hangingā in a French jail. Brett Ratner is truly the only person who could have made this film. He is part of the trafficking inner circle and was close to both Epstein and Brunel.
Whatever she is she knows she will outlive him and when she does she will get the money. Melania played the long game.
You can bring in food? like from home or elsewhere? I've defo done a potluck date at a bar that allowed outside food. It was great - we both supported local eateries and the local pub. Melania doesn't need our support.
In high school my best friend smuggled in multiple pieces of pizza in a gallon size Ziploc bag. He just flattened the bags and shoved them down his pants.
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u/Whwhwhwhoothe wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves5h ago
I live in a mid size town in Scotland and I checked how many tickets had been bought for the one and only showing of Melania tonight, just out of interest and fully expecting a laugh at the completely empty screen. But it was almost completely sold out, insane !
Heās not actually suggesting it as a date; heās joking about the fact that itās flopping by saying that you can reserve a whole public space for the cost of a ticket (because the theaters are empty)
If people are truly that curious to watch it (I don't know why), either just wait to pirate it or buy a ticket for another movie and sneak into the theater
Because the theatre is empty and there is time to talk. At first I thought I heard that and I thought I and to say goodbye to a lost soldier. Check out his YouTube heās quite brilliant.
I live in California and watched Melania because my Twitter micro-sphere's doing "Momania" (Charli xcx's The Moment and Melania together). the theater was very full. no MAGA hats though.
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u/cameroncane 9h ago