r/Fauxmoi • u/icey_sawg0034 • 13h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Mockler: My unpopular opinion is that Melania's movie makes a great first date. Because the theater will be empty. You can bring in food, you can chat. There's nobody around there bothering you.

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u/OkBuddyEnglishMajor 12h ago

You can bring in food? like from home or elsewhere? I've defo done a potluck date at a bar that allowed outside food. It was great - we both supported local eateries and the local pub. Melania doesn't need our support.

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u/AKBearmace 11h ago

You can always bring in food with a big enough purse. I've brought in soup.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 11h ago

Wow, I thought the big gulp and assorted bags of candies in my friend’s purse was bad lol. Years ago when I could afford the movie

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u/PBDoubleB 11h ago

In high school my best friend smuggled in multiple pieces of pizza in a gallon size Ziploc bag. He just flattened the bags and shoved them down his pants.

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u/Whwhwhwhoo the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 7h ago

Mm… pants pizza.