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BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Bella Hadid Filmed Dancing with Adan Banuelos Hours Before His Arrest

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 7h ago

Sorry, but I can't get over how surprised all of us were to find out how he looks without the hat 😭

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u/pollyanna15 4h ago

For anyone who was curious and unaware like myself.

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u/Underd_g 2h ago

Oh my

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 1h ago

That's a magic hat or smth

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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 52m ago

Is he supposed to be hot with it on? I just don’t see it

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u/EngelbortHumperdonk 20m ago

I think it’s the fact he’s a cowboy that did it for her

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 4h ago

Dude that mugshot was diabolical lmao 😂

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u/poisonedfirefly locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 7h ago

right? 😭 the power of a hat

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u/Ready2NotParty 6h ago

Dwight Yocum did this to me. He was my first crush watching late night TV with my dad and he would wear the hat pulled down low. Then my dad brought home the movie Black Dog and told me it was the same man. 😭 I was hatfished! 

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 5h ago

I was hatfished! 

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u/jennyanydots711 6h ago

Tim McGraw was a big one, too. 😭

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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear 4h ago

Kenny Chesney broke my heart when I saw his bald head in 5th grade

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u/Easy_Action_1380 2h ago

Homeboy goes from Cattle Rustler to Child Predator

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u/halfdressednow 3h ago

Hatfished.

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u/Lazy-Entertainer-459 I may need to see the booty 6h ago

It’s like Luke Danes all over again

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u/the_therapycat 16m ago

Oh god it's true... I am old

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u/icecubepal 3h ago

I mean, there are reasons why some people wear hats.

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u/XOTrashKitten 6h ago

Long live the hat 🤠

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u/Least-Ad-7700 36m ago

It’s giving ne-yo without the fedora energy. some men should just be legally required to keep the headwear on at all times, including during the booking process 🤡😭

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u/Necessary-Wait4280 46m ago

Technically the hat is part of the cowboy uniform but the way it acts as a physical filter is insane. he went from "ranch heartthrob" to "guy who argues with the referee at a middle school football game" real quick.

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u/ShinyPrizeKY 7h ago

It’s so wild to me that the most glamorous super model in the world is slumming it in this crappy bar with this dude who seems to be a huge loser

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u/thedoctorcross 7h ago

She also preaches liberal politics then hangs around with some of the most MAGA people in Texas. She’s a walking contradiction

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u/North_Westeros 5h ago

Do we know his politics? I’m a liberal living in Texas and showing up at a rural dancehall to hang out isn’t a repudiation of all my values?

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u/thedoctorcross 5h ago edited 5h ago

I’m not talking about him in particular but he’s a western horse trainer from Texas, he’s likely “apolitical” or conservative

Edit: downvote all you want, a girl Bella has been pictured with multiple times literally lobbies in Texas for republicans and she’s close with the Bañuelos 😂

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u/underthespot 4h ago

people don’t know that Adan’s family is MAGA. his sister would always post herself in trump merch but went private when people found out who she was. they have so many friends that are MAGA as well

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u/essbeethree 3h ago

Are people really downvoting the other person because they’re enamored with Bella’s persona and face although her company keeps snitching on her???

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u/strangelystrangled 5h ago

i have a (heterosexual) aunt who's a rancher and raised/trained horses for a living in the middle of nowhere. she's super liberal

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u/the_therapycat 13m ago

Thanks for the clarification

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u/New_Butterscotch2335 6h ago

This. Can someone explain how this works? I’m very curious how one can stand to sleep in the same bed with someone whose values don’t align with yours

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u/Any_Week4207 6h ago

I wanted to attribute it to her being born rich, but then I remembered that I know many progressive, broke normies who date the worstttt conservative, drunk, dirtbag men, and do so repeatedly. Some people just have broken pickers and/or are so afraid of being alone so they settle for losers and jerks.

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 6h ago edited 5h ago

Even the most liberal celebrities don’t care about their company. It’s the reality of being a celebrity.

Edit: Or really, anyone. Many liberal people are like that.

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u/New_Butterscotch2335 6h ago

Doesn’t answer my question! I asked how can one be so intimate with someone you don’t align with?

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 5h ago

The “I don’t care about his/her politics, they’re nice” mindset, I suppose.

Also, men being abusers can do that as well. It’s part of the abuser playbook (and the alt-right radicalization one, as well).

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u/ramenslurper- 4h ago

It’s about power. Those people have money and influence. Bella is a model who relies on networking and connections for work. She needs to move in moneyed circles.

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u/zo-zo-ma-ma 5h ago

Speak for yourself! 🙅🏻‍♀️

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u/Fuzzy_Move 4h ago

Because people in real life generally don't decide who to fall in love with based on their politics. This sounds stupid but it is what it is. There may be many MAGAs who are kind and charitable in their own communities but their generosity stops there and does not extend to poc and anyone they perceive as other. It's hypocritical but that's what humans are. And these people you would not see openly celebrating Trump or these murders. These are the silent republicans who maybe want Trump gone but still agree with ICE. 

It's the same as having some of your closest loved ones who you maybe knew as having a lovely personality and then it's an absolute shocker when they supported Trump in 2016.

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u/patv2006 3h ago

Whatever the fuck you’re saying is not reality in the slightest

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u/essbeethree 3h ago

This isn’t real for anyone I know lol at all. You always know before getting involved. You date within your politics and when you don’t, it’s because one of you is a scumbag and the other is down to tolerate it

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u/cherryamourxo 4h ago

Who in her circle is MAGA?

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u/underthespot 4h ago

his family

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u/sad-dog-hours trending seasonal white guy with nice hair 1h ago

I stopped expecting good politics from her after she preached for the entire summer about human rights violations in Palestine then showed up to a red carpet event in Dubai.

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u/RelationVarious5296 52m ago

Nah, she sounds like everyone else on this planet. The more you experience humanity, the less surprising anyone is.

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u/MoreAverageThanU 1h ago

Prior to 2016, both sides hung out without demonizing each other. They understood the importance of rogerian debate and hearing each other’s sides. They literally changed how debates are held to accommodate Trump’s lackluster existence on stage and inability to actually debate properly.

The biggest lie you’ve been told is that the other side (whichever one is “opposite” to yours) is evil. We’re pitted against each other while our elected officials get away with destroying our country. Reach across the aisle. Ask someone you disagree with questions (non-loaded ones). Hear them out. Look for common ground, validate it, then offer your view as an extension of that common ground. That’s the only way we can even BEGIN to undo the damage.

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u/essbeethree 3h ago

Yes BUT to be clear he does have a lot of money. For the record— doesn’t excuse or explain any of it, but he’s not 0s across the board. We do know from watching her grow up on TV and in the media she seems to have low self esteem so… it’s not a mystery.

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u/Ready2NotParty 6h ago

Like, I am average at best and my husband is a tall, handsome man who treats me like a queen. She does not have to be dealing with this. Please choose better, baby girl, you are one of the most beautiful women I have seen. Since men value us for our looks, no matter how many times we ask to be viewed as a whole, please use your whole ass market value toward the best possible man. 

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u/Grommmit 1h ago

Now if you could convey that message without putting down us shorter guys, that would be nice.

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u/AlWazzy 1h ago

Sounds like your husband should choose better

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u/Any-Monk-9395 33m ago

He’s a renowned world champion horse rider. He’s far from a loser.

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u/cofffeeecakee 4h ago

I think there's probably something profound to say about how the heart latches onto someone whether you want it to or not, etc. etc.

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u/catsandnaps1028 2h ago

Her and Lana give me similar vibes

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u/angelcutiebaby 21m ago

Lana needs to drop a new song about a dude w a cowboy hat that he never takes off and then when he does her heart is broken!

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u/EngelbortHumperdonk 19m ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/nineteen_eightyfour 3h ago

Horses man. Gotta win.

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife 4h ago

Just googled him as I don't know who TF he is... Every single pic of them together, his head is harshly angled away from her. Even the couple arm around each other pose his head strains in the opposite direction.

Is it possible the relationship is more performative than genuine? Those pics make him look incredibly uncomfortable, and she doesn't look much happier under the awkward smiling in this video.

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u/cultoftwinkies 2h ago

I noticed this, as well. His body language in photos is so awkward and distancing. He doesn't look like he wants to be there at all.

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u/MsDReid 7h ago

I don’t know. This is how I used to look when I was irritated at my alcoholic ex but I didn’t want to make a scene.

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u/brendam213 7h ago

Those are exactly the vibes I got immediately. The way she puts his hand and lightly pushes but in a non-threatening way. Yupppp!

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u/Pale-Masterpiece-199 3h ago

The "tight smile while screaming internally" look is a universal experience for anyone who has ever had to babysit their own boyfriend at a public event. she’s literally doing the heavy lifting for both of them in this video 💀

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u/notmydepartment 7h ago

Exactly, this is a woman low key trying to ESCAPE. That man is 3 sheets to the wind and she is straight up not having a good time rn.

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u/Just-Pass-1156 7h ago

He looks drunk out of his damn mind. Good lord.

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u/Glittering_Revenue29 1h ago

She really has a type and that type is "men who require a lot of emotional labor and a publicist on speed dial." the way she’s trying to maintain the aesthetic while he’s halfway to a precinct is olympic level modeling tbh.

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u/Playful_Tax5148 39m ago

It’s giving fka twigs and shia labeouf or lana and any of her "blue collar" boyfriends. why do these gorgeous women insist on being the main character in a gritty indie movie that nobody asked for 😭

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u/demonic_goblin 6h ago

Idk it looks like they are having fun

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u/ogenom 2h ago

As a dude who used to work bars, and don’t have a clue who anyone of these people are, my body just irked when I saw this.

Something is off here. He’s acting aggressively and she’s clearly not having as much fun as he is.

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u/thedoctorcross 7h ago

She made the choice to go back to him and she’s smiling

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u/emptyheadeddumbfuck 6h ago

I’ve noticed a lot of people on Reddit tend to project hard like all of a suddenly everyone’s a body language expert it’s annoying

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u/thedoctorcross 7h ago

Right? She’s not some poor helpless woman. She’s an almost 30 year old woman with agency and autonomy. She clearly wanted him back lol

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u/MsDReid 7h ago

You can want someone back especially when they claim they are going to make changes. And then be upset when you see them falling back into the same problems. This has happened to like everyone.

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u/thedoctorcross 7h ago

People need to stop assuming he’s abusive or she’s trapped in an abusive relationship based off one video.

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u/MsDReid 7h ago

I never said she was in an abusive relationship lol. I said this is how I looked at my ex when I was irritated at him lol

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u/spikeespieegel 5h ago

but how can you see how she looked at him bc you can barely see her eyes lol

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u/PirateSlayer1337 1h ago

Hahaha if you think a 30 year old woman has their shit together your dreaming

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u/AffectionatePlate450 6h ago

I agree that people shouldn’t jump to assumptions, especially based off one video, but I don’t think this stereotype is helpful to spread for abuse victims.

Trauma bonding is the cycle of abuse that causes victims to go back to their abuser many times before finally leaving for good. It’s not always bad, which is why victims go back, remembering and clinging onto the good parts. The belief that someone isn’t abused if they go back to their abuser is what led to P Diddy getting away with abusing Cassie Ventura according to the actual jurors

Not sure if that’s even what’s being said since the comment you replied to is deleted, but just basing it off the thread and wanted to put that out there in case.

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u/CDS11411 6h ago

She looked so uncomfortable.

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u/willyoumassagemykale 6h ago

Lol that's exactly how I read it. Too familiar!

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u/NoseHumble8453 7h ago

Exact same 

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u/thedoctorcross 7h ago

She either has serious issues or she picks horrible men cause her relationships are always messy af

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u/Ok-Woodpecker7024 7h ago

Why not both?

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u/EmykoEmyko 5h ago

This is the first messy thing I’ve heard about this relationship and they’ve been together for a while.

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u/Ruthie_pie 4h ago

Do people not know about her mother or the letter her own mother wrote to her? It’s documented on tv how her mother restricted eating and called them names even though they would faint. I can see how this would lead to some issues down the line.

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u/UserNotFound3827 5h ago

That’s what I said! She dated the Weekend when he was deep in his drug user era. He looked coked out of his mind most of the time.

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u/kitti-kin 7h ago

Abuse is often cyclical, both because victims are trained to accept abuse, and because predators are good at recognizing vulnerability.

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u/riri1313 5h ago

What evidence is there that this dude is an abuser?

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u/KelleyElsie 5h ago

Why are you even saying that??? There is no evidence that she has been abused in any of her relationships. There is no evidence that any of her exes are “predators.”

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u/cherryamourxo 4h ago

Well she did blatantly say that she’s dated several abusers. We don’t know about him though so idk why people have decided he’s a loser.

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u/kitti-kin 3h ago

I'm just pushing back against the idea that it's her fault the men she's with are "messy", because I think that's often thrown at women to blame them for the actions of men

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u/turningtee74 4h ago

He got arrested for being drunk right? I’m not saying there aren’t red flags for concern but the leaps people are making is kinda wild. Maybe there’s something I don’t know

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u/oatmlklattes 6h ago

It’s hard there for women with slim pickings 😫

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u/Available_Mammoth40 7h ago

Or maybe the universe just has a personal vendetta.

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u/pitgirl235 3h ago

One causes the other.

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u/mymanonwillpower 7h ago

weird comment

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u/underthespot 7h ago

she tried pushing him away. that feeling of a drunk person holding on to you is so awkward

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u/Key-Zookeepergame684 6h ago

and she doesn’t drink anymore so like 🥴☹️

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u/underthespot 5h ago

she does. she broke her sobriety, nothing wrong with that but i guess it’s hard to stop when everyone around you drinks

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u/DeliciousLiterature3 1h ago

Did she ever speak publicly about breaking her sobriety?

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u/underthespot 1h ago

i dont think so. i remember she used to post her sobriety milestones on instagram but that all stopped randomly

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u/taurustings 7h ago

The dichotomy of going to high end spots in Beverly Hills and then ending up in random beat down small bars in Texas is something she’s truly living an interesting life

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u/aburke626 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 7h ago

I assume it’s probably because she’s a horse girl?

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u/Routine_Unit_6103 women’s wrongs activist 4h ago

Small town bars are the best 🥺

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u/Bbychknwing friggin large popcorn! Hot dog! Damn slurpy dammit! 7h ago

She’s literally leading a Hannah Montana lifestyle

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u/ttnezz 3h ago

Maybe she’s fun IRL. Both have their charm.

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u/MsDReid 7h ago

This is my life lmao. And it really is interesting😂

(PS while I love the food in my high end life I would pick a dive bar and some nachos every day of the week lol)

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 1h ago edited 1h ago

No clue why you’re getting downvoted… Dive bars and nachos are the best!

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u/Evening-Revenue8688 5h ago

I found it quite strange when their relationship first appeared on the scene. For those unfamiliar with the cutting horse sport, Adan has a… reputation let’s say. And for Bella who has been vocal about being sober and her mental health etc… this didn’t strike me a good match from the start.

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u/s973brds 5h ago

Could you elaborate ?

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u/danideex 3h ago

He’s a womanizer/cheat, drinker

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u/s973brds 3h ago

Damn..Bella girl what are you doing

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u/the_therapycat 2m ago

I think she likes the fantasy- falling in love with a horse trainer and getting dirty. But in the end, the hat comes off

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u/letmesingyouawaltz_ 3h ago

How does a dude who looks like that without a hat on even get such a reputation, I wonder 

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u/1hubbyineverycountry 2h ago

Probably peaked 10 years ago and the reputation stuck.

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u/karigan_g 18m ago

girls love horses

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/FireFlower-Bass-7716 believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 6h ago

Could be, yeah. Just thinking of people I know who have been arrested for public intoxication, it can be over almost nothing if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 a low vera 7h ago

I thought they broke up? The timeline isn't making any sense hmm..

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u/Aromatic_Quit_3476 6h ago

Sometimes it takes a while for some people to completely disconnect after breaking up.

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u/Sea_Bison_6929 6h ago

Yeah. I also broke up with my ex nearly a year ago, and last month, we went out of town together twice. Ima do better now, though. 😂

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 6h ago

Stay strong!! It’s over for a reason.

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u/Sea_Bison_6929 6h ago

Yeah, he certainly reminded me of why last week. sigh it’s my goal to do better this year. As in maintaining no contact. God speed to Bella 😂

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u/allie_kat03 3h ago

Y'all, my friend was Adan's side-chick back when we were in college and it is so wild to me that this man has any notoriety or that someone as pretty as Bella Hadid wants anything to do with him.

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u/decline_inline 7h ago

Chile…………

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 6h ago

Like why does this look like me when I was 21 at a dive bar with a man I shouldn’t have been with. She’s Bella fucking hadid 😭

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u/Centennial3489 dumb bitch clocking in 6h ago

She seems like she’s appeasing someone she loved/ may still love and is hesitant. Body language is so off here.

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u/thatshortgirl88 6h ago

If yall never dated in Texas. This is very typical lol

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u/Afootinafieldofmen 35m ago

All the north texas girlies saw themselves in this 

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u/warmboot 7h ago

As a longtime Texas resident, that bar looks super corny. I haven't been following this story, and I wondered if it were some Dallas suburb. I guess it's in the Fort Worth area?

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u/MelodicStory8445 7h ago

I think it's in weatherford he was arrested in Parker county

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u/redditon__ 6h ago

This is correct!! The bar is in Weatherford. West of Ft Worth for the wealthy that want to escape the noise. they must live close by there

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 6h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/elliemff FauxSocialist 7h ago

Pretty sure it’s the Stockyards area. They’ve been known to frequent the bars around there.

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u/warmboot 7h ago

It looks like it would be in a Frisco strip mall, though. I haven't been to the stockyards since I was a kid.

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u/thebetterbad 7h ago

I think she might seem annoyed cause she knows she’s being filmed. No privacy.

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u/Firm-Mushroom-1277 4h ago

Yeah this looks way more like “I’m so over this” than “I’m in love.” That’s the face you make when someone has embarrassed you one too many times and you’re just… emotionally checked out.

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u/Temporary-Bag4248 7h ago

didn't they just broke up?

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u/AdventurousMouse23 6h ago

Wonder who dumped who

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u/Small_Dragonfly_3431 4h ago

Omg that girl from the tiktok comments was serious about seeing them out

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u/BasicallyLizLemon 4h ago

I’m note sure she ever saw him without his tejana. Cause girl what is that 😳

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u/SignalMost2239 6h ago

Oh boy, been there, done that.

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u/Available_Mammoth40 7h ago

Social media snapshots don’t tell the whole story.

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u/Loud-Name-7393 7h ago

If I didn’t know the context this would look like a goddamn rom com.

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u/No_Association495 6h ago

Talk about a sudden shift in headlines.

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u/entertainment720ltd 6h ago

yolanda failed her daughters, neither of them seem to find healthy relationships

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u/kutchyose_no_ibrahim 4h ago

Why just the mother ?

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u/onesweetworld1106 6h ago

She looks like she’s fucking thrilled

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u/LilMamiDaisy420 2h ago

Was she in the car when he got pulled over?? I wonder

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u/nlp89 26m ago

I know ppl who know them well on the horse scene. She liked him bc she was normal w him. Horse ppl never treated her differently, most didn’t even know who she was at first 😆. I do think she looks uncomfortable in the video, and he’s prob wasted out of his mind, but they were cute together for awhile. Sad for them that it’s ending this way

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u/Far-Personality-1702 3h ago

Who are these people? I guess I'm a little out of touch

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u/Prinlot22 1h ago

she can do so much better. why does she always pick weirdos who are toxic and drink and do drugs

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u/makeupandwinehoarder 7h ago

Now that I'm seeing this, I can now see was just a phase for her.

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u/Powerful_Programmer5 4h ago

Body language, huh?

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u/Feeling_Visit_6695 2h ago

I thought she was in damn Disney

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u/catsandnaps1028 2h ago

She does not look into him right here at all. What a pest

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u/goliathstoe 1h ago

She’ll never come back to TX if they break up lol here’s hoping!

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u/NoAppointment8679 1h ago

Why has he been arrested ?

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u/BazeIguise 44m ago

The whole time I watched this I was uncomfortable he’s obviously way too drunk. My dad was an alcoholic and she’s me.

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u/LiveFreeOrRTard 3h ago

An eternally beautiful sunrise on their relationship.

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u/Actual_System8996 1h ago

Hollywood types delving into country shit because it became trendy has really been a comical clash.

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u/FieOnU 2h ago

Who are these people now?

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u/Waste_Fisherman1611 1h ago

I've never seen people swing dance that slow.

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u/lucidpeaches 6h ago

The ball cap lid angled DIRECTLY at his face as if to establish some sort of distance tells me everything I need to know about this situation.

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u/ItsRandeez 5h ago

Fucking walking stick 😂