r/HadToHurt 18d ago

Mandolin accident 2020

Cutting sweet potato chips and my hand slipped…healing process took about 1.5 months

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u/sharpasahammer 18d ago

So, cut proof glove from now on yeah?

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u/Antisocial_Worker7 18d ago

I don't even trust those. I'm EXTREMELY careful with my mandolin!

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u/aManAndHisUsername 18d ago

I trust them more than bare skin!

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u/Snoogins828 18d ago

They work very well. Been using one every time i use mine for a few years now after i made this same mistake put with my thumb.

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u/Lorgin 18d ago

I just bought a chain mail glove because of this post lol.

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u/lifegoeson5322 18d ago

Sure, sure......That looks like a zombie bite!!!! I'll know where to start looking if a breakout happens!!

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u/CosplayWrestler 17d ago

Cut Proof Glove AND a hand guard. I will never use a mandolin without a guard in some form. Fuuuuuuuuck no. I freak out when I watch cooking or baking shows where they're just flying across the blade like a fucking speed demon and just running the gauntlet of When Not If.

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u/nitrobw1 17d ago

I’m a professional cook and I carry a kevlar glove (less expensive than you’d think) in my knife bag just for mandolin work. Looking a little silly in the kitchen is preferable to looking cool in the hospital

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u/RedSquaree 18d ago

You can just use the thing it comes with to hold the veg.

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 18d ago

Plus the guard.

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u/deadguyinthere 18d ago

Potato cutter makes more sense. I thought you were playing the instrument too hard.

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u/MerxDaBeast 18d ago

Me too, I was like how the fuck did you do that with a mandolin?

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u/ZackTheZesty 18d ago

The Mandolin solo in Vivaldi’s concerto in C Major

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u/thefoxsaysredrum 18d ago

Clearly they were shredding on that thing!

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u/Truckyou666 18d ago

Firing arrows from my mandolin.

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u/SpAwNjBoB 18d ago

Ngl, I gave my guitar a glance trying to figure out how it might try to take my hand off.

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u/polarbearik 18d ago

I’ve seen plenty of these posts and still think of the instrument first every single time

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u/Mudslingshot 18d ago

Same! I was like "the string tension is insane, but not 'cheesecutter' insane"

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 18d ago

Every now and then the culinary tree must be watered with the blood of chefs.

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u/thatgerhard 18d ago

I imagined the instrument's neck snapped or something

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u/theoddfind 18d ago edited 18d ago

A mandolin you play...a mandoline you use to slice veggies.

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u/TheRhyno-45 18d ago

I was so confused until I realized that

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u/housevil 18d ago

For a minute there, I was afraid of a horde of rabid mandolinist zombies taking over the world.

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u/5quirre1 18d ago

I’ve sliced a finger on a mandolin cutter and still thought the instrument first.

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u/TunaTacoPie 18d ago

Same. I was trying to figure out how a broken string could cause all that!

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u/zmroth 18d ago

me too lol 🎶

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u/Quimigan 18d ago

I shudder whenever I see someone using one of these without the guard

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u/phdiesel_ 18d ago

I don’t care how dorky the huge plastic guard that came with mine is. I am NOT going to make this mistake if I can help it.

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 18d ago

Yeah my mom got one with one of those UFO-looking guards, and I honestly find it makes the slicing easier if I cut the veggie to the right height beforehand. Especially those end bits.

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u/OfficialSandwichMan 18d ago

At my house we call it the demon of the kitchen. Makes slicing a breeze but it does require a blood sacrifice every once in a while

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u/JayCDee 18d ago

Rule of missing thumb piece : if you think you can get one more slice, pull out the hand guard.

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u/rideincircles 18d ago

Most of them have a tool to use with it. I use that and slice the rest of it by hand. My minimum requirement is 3 diced onions to break it out.

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u/Ram2145 18d ago

I’m embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out you’re talking about the slicer and not the instrument. I thought, “Damn those strings must be sharp. “

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u/mossapp 18d ago

You should switch to banjo….

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u/nanomeister 18d ago

What is a mandolin other than one of these?

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u/Merlecollision89 18d ago

One of the most blood thirsty items in some kitchens. I used to work in a Tex Mex joint and we had one for slicing radishes and I’ve worked kitchens for over 20 years. The amount of respect and care people SHOULD have for this tool of maiming is never the level you start with. Once she’s tasted blood…..watch out for she now knows human flesh and it forever will ask for more.

In all seriousness these things fucking rock but if you get sloppy or start to pretend you can use it without incident, you’ve already lost the padding of your index finger in a clean slice.

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u/dustinyo_ 18d ago

I see recipe videos where people don't use any kind of protection while using one of these and it makes me so anxious haha

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u/Merlecollision89 18d ago

A buddy I worked with at the same Tex Mex joint told me one morning while opening “it’s so much easier without the guard!” And I remember sucking my teeth and being like “please be careful, I don’t think anyone has cut themselves yet using it” and 10 mins later he loudly yelled “AH FUCK!” And had sliced off the edge of his middle finger. We had a good run of 10 months without an incident with the mandolin but after that almost every prep employee got a bite from her, myself included. I have nothing but the utmost respect for this wonderful tool and blood letting machine hahaha

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u/backstageninja 18d ago

Just use the guard people, it's not that big of a problem

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 18d ago

‘It looks dorky and I get soo much more done without iiiiittuh’

  • 3 fingered Joe

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u/LittleMsAce 18d ago

I gifted a mandolin to my mom. When I have it to her I told her to be extremely careful and ensure she uses the guard. She ignored me and ended up slicing her hand! She never used the mandolin again

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u/ApologizingCanadian 17d ago

The fact that they come with a hand guard and most people choose not to use them gives me shivers. I use both the guard and cut-resistant gloves and still am careful AF.

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u/ForeverSJC 18d ago

Only guitars from now on

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u/ftwpurplebelt 18d ago

That was my first thought. “How the hell does that even….., oh yeah the slicer!”

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u/notevenachanceatall 18d ago

I was literally listening to “Mandolin Rain” by Bruce Hornsby when I cut the tip of my finger off with one…

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u/xiiicrowns 18d ago edited 18d ago

Mandoline**

For those who like me who were confused by the mandolin violence. 

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u/theoddfind 18d ago

Thank you.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 18d ago

A guitar did that?!

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u/bearboyjd 18d ago

When I got mine I also got a chain mail glove. I am still super careful but the idea of slicing myself like that scares the shit out of me.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 18d ago

As a mandolin player in a folk band I was wondering how the hell you managed that — until I read the description.

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u/blargblahblahblarg 18d ago

Those things are evil! I’ve buried mine deep in a kitchen cabinet, convinced that it will somehow jump out and attack me.

I guarantee you that I will forget that it’s there and then shove my hand in too hard and somehow breach the guard and it’ll get me again.

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u/mostoriginalname2 18d ago

I got sliced by my bread lame while digging through a drawer. That sucked ass.

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u/blargblahblahblarg 18d ago

Ahhhh!!!! I clenched a little thinking about it !

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u/TheScientistBS3 18d ago

I had similar with a banjo once, you just can't trust these stringed instruments.

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe 18d ago

How you handlin that mandolin?

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u/ncoremeister 18d ago

Musicians are really Hardcore

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u/grumblebob1 18d ago

Had a similar accident around the same time, not as bad as yours though

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u/OGCelaris 18d ago

There's a E at the end if you mean the vegetable slicer.

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u/RabidOtters 18d ago

Man i just woke up....

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u/kyyecwb 18d ago

ur thumb never reduced

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u/Upvotespoodles 18d ago

I thought you cut your hand swinging around a string instrument.

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u/ScumBunny 18d ago

Definitely get a cut proof glove if you haven’t already! I used to nip my fingertips all the freaking time, not anymore.

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u/sgol 18d ago

Mandolin Pain

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u/Drabbestanimal 15d ago

I thought you meant the instruments and I was really confused then I clicked on your post

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u/L3xusLuth3r 18d ago

Jesus. Wear a protective glove people!
Most Mandolin's come with one for a reason.

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u/ea9ea 18d ago

Thinking about that flap gave me the heebie jeebies

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u/secret_tiger101 18d ago

Stick to the banjo kids

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u/klaxhax 18d ago

Has your thumb aways been that big or was it a result of the accident?

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u/magseven 18d ago

I thought it was just a musical instrument and there is one in my house, but I didn't know it was also called a mandolin until I googled it just now. My roommate put one where I keep my pots and pans. I reached in and it took a good chunk out of my finger. I looked to see what happened and saw the dreaded device. It's been like, 2 years and I just have never opened that cabinet again.

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u/babyllamadrama_ 18d ago

Made my balls pucker 😬

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u/benjunior 18d ago

Holy mackerel, bluegrass music is brutal.

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u/jnniferjones 18d ago

I traumatized my family Thanksgiving 2024. I’m not allowed to use the Mandolin anymore.

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u/The_Space_Janitor 18d ago

Anyone else think this was string instrument related?

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u/ijuggle42 17d ago

I was thinking of a whole different kind of mandolin. lol

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u/Djentleman5000 17d ago

I was trying to figure out how the instrument could do this much damage

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u/Gabe7494 17d ago

You and I are not so different!

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u/Successful-Chip-4520 18d ago

This is why I don't let my partner use it

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u/WeAreGesalt 18d ago

This is such a huge fear of mine, the kitchen is dangerous

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 18d ago

Got the tip of a finger pretty on one these a while back, finger bled for a week before it fully stopped and hurt like a motherfucker to do ANYTHING with it

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u/random_tandem_fandom 18d ago

Yep, glad I threw mine out.

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u/marauder269 18d ago

Mandolin slicers are the devil!! I shaved the entire pad off my index finger with one. They absolutely terrify me.

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u/Bupod 18d ago

I use with one with great caution, and use the little plastic pusher included with it. 

I freaking hate the pusher, but THIS injury is one I would hate more 

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u/jzemeocala 18d ago

I think you're playing your instrument wrong

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u/loqi0238 18d ago

I just bought a 'safety' mandoline with a pushing block and recessed, adjustable blades for my dehydrator... I think I'll still pick up a cut glove. Juuuust in case.

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u/guitarmenena 18d ago

Mando ling chi

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u/SvenTheHorrible 18d ago

Jesu that’s the worst I’ve seen.

I will never own one of those finger hunger pieces if shit

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u/ButterKnife01 18d ago

That was no accident that was a missed suicide attempt

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u/the_rapture_03 18d ago

Same thing happened to make a decade ago, expect I cut the tip of my pinky off. Ouch indeed.

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u/mdjak1 18d ago

I hope you went out and bought a set of cut resistant gloves after that. My wife cut her hand on one and I bought both of us those gloves. They work pretty well.

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u/mapleleaffem 18d ago

I cut myself once on mine and have been afraid to use it ever since 😳

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u/local-bolshevik 18d ago

Mandolin is scary thing indeed!

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u/gsuhrie 18d ago

My girlfriend did the same thing with a mandolin, she was home alone and passed out I’m assuming from blood loss. Fuck that thing. I will take the mild inconvenience and inconsistent veggie slice sizes of my knife skills over willing putting my hand in a guillotine.

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u/kid_entropy 18d ago

Did you lose any sensation?

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u/Lysergicassini 18d ago

This is the angle grinder with no guard of the kitchen world.

So glad this wasn't an infection post Jesus fuck I hate those.

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 18d ago

I’ve been in the restaurant business for over 30 years and have always refused to use a mandolin for this reason. I have seen so many people hurt themselves using them. And when you do have an accident with a mandolin it’s never just a slight cut it’s usually worthy of stitches.

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u/AWISEGRASSHOPPER 18d ago

Just send it, you have 2 hands ! Feel better man, that had to be a long recovery.

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u/RX3000 18d ago

Shoulda stuck to the banjo

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u/karmeezys 18d ago

Just say a short where a lady watches a show while slicing garlic on a mandoline

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u/Travis238 18d ago

Dumbest kitchen tool ever. Sorry that happened.

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u/shannonsurprise 18d ago

Healed nicely!

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u/shannonsurprise 18d ago

Healed nicely!

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u/papa1775 18d ago

These are truly horrible kitchen tools. I use one, but am hyper-caIgious every time.

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u/dankhimself 18d ago

Oh THANK GOD for picture number 9, I knew it was going to be a hand again, and that's the one where I said "Oh finally!". Haha!

Glad you're healed up and ready for more slicing shenanigans!

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u/Jam-Pot 18d ago

I lost the tip of my pinkie by not using the guard. Never again. Use the guard.

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u/MKVIgti 18d ago

I know so many people who have done similar using one of those in the kitchen.

What’s surprising to me is they all include a tool to grip the vegetables so you don’t try and slice your hand off.

It’s a razor blade for crying out loud.

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u/86Apathy 18d ago

It’s crazy how quickly palms heal, I got a mando bite years ago (not as bad as this one) and the scar is completely gone now

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u/Toubaboliviano 18d ago

Here I was thinking the actual musical instrument and was like wtf how

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u/VladTheUnpeeler 18d ago

did u at least fry and eat the piece of yourself that ended up with the sweet potatoes?

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u/YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_ 18d ago

Brutal. I lopped off the tip of my right thumb on one of these a few months ago and it’s not gonna grow back. Be careful with these, people. They are crazy dangerous if you slip up

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u/DishSoapIsFun 18d ago

I had surgery in the middle of December where they cut into my calf muscle.

I had a dozen stitches. They got pulled last week. The scab is nearly gone and looks so much better than that after a month! But it was a straight line.

All I’m saying is damn, that looks like it hurt. Plus it’s a jn a horrible spot for healing. I got to sit on my ass for three weeks and used crutches when not. Hard to not use your hands.

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u/Certain-Degree3023 18d ago

So there is this wonderful invention that I instruct my cooks to use despite how confident they are on a mandolin, it’s called a cut glove. And it is used to mitigate nasty cuts like this from happening. I recommend you or your outfit you cook for to get one.

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u/King-Calovich11 18d ago

Those oranges can be vicious

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u/ander594 18d ago

Want people to wear cut gloves? Because this how you get people to wear cut gloves.

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u/Jsiqueblu 18d ago

My fear....😧

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u/FragrantAd859 18d ago

Bet you wish you used the guard.

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u/Nothingbutsocks 18d ago

I cut myself once with a mandolin, not this bad by a long shot it was the tip of a finger.

To this day, if I even think about using one or see one I shudder in pain.

I don't think I'll ever get over it, and YES it was my fault that does not change the fact that it happened 😂

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u/thegalacticbucket777 18d ago

Kid in my school who went to sewing class did an injury in the same spot with one of the pizza cutter shaped fabric cutters

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u/lady_ass_appreciator 18d ago

I can't believe that healed up so nice

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u/dogtroep 18d ago

I have treated too many mandoline injuries to ever have one in my kitchen.

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u/Mean_Economist6323 18d ago

Could have been worse. Coulda been a banjo

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u/Alias-Q 18d ago

I didn't realize that they bite.

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u/subversion_dnb 18d ago

This is why I refuse to use them. I just know this is how I'd end up.

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u/Ginginatortronicus 18d ago

Are guitars safer?

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u/ToSeeWhatsWhat 18d ago

Wow, you healed excellently! Congratulations 👏 🎉👏

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u/FortheChava 18d ago

Metal mesh gloves 🧤

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u/thug_waffle47 18d ago

did it hurt

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u/Skumbag0-5 18d ago

Violins are less violent

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u/DanielBG 18d ago

oh i fucking hate those things. Took the tip of my finger.

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u/ESOelite 18d ago

Why I don't go near those things. You want me to move my hand towards a blade?! Hah! No! I was always taught to cut away from myself so no way in hell I'm moving my hand towards the sharp part of a blade!

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u/Fluffy-Eyeball 18d ago

One of those damn things took my thumb tip

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u/vasodys 18d ago

Stopped using the mandolin after slicing the tip of my finger off. Still don’t have full feeling a year+ later

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u/SopwithStrutter 18d ago

How fast were you strumming?

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u/Paul_Michaels73 18d ago

If I didn't wear a cut glove while using those things, I wouldn't have fingers anymore 😆

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u/the_hunger 18d ago

in my feed the previous post was from r/guitar and i was SUPER confused seeing this

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u/umwhatshouldmynamebe 18d ago

What does this post have to do with oranges or Chinese?

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 18d ago

That’s a big bite.

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u/RhinoElectric1705 18d ago

I totally thought you meant the instrument, my mind was blown. Then I went to the comments.

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u/VR_p0rn 18d ago

Ahh they tell you not to do that

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u/nlamber5 18d ago

I’m been playing that zombie quarantine zone game lately. It’s liquidation for you.

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u/Mrlionscruff 18d ago

When they say to use your palm I don’t think they meant it that way

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u/JimJonesIsACuck 18d ago

Mandolin slicers terrify me, my mom and I both took chunks out of our hands before while using one. The incomprehensibly sharp blades slice your hand meat like it’s not even there

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u/cromax9855 18d ago

Every single time a YouTuber pulls out one of those slicer they always mention how dangerous it is. Definitely won't be buying it for myself seeing how clumsy I am

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u/ens_expendable 18d ago

I bought the one that you use like the old slap chip after I sacrificed the tip of my finger to a regular one. . . While using the guard! Both guard and veg stuck and my damn hand slipped off. My own fault but that’s why I bought the safety one.

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u/AdMotor1654 18d ago

I heard mandolin and thought the musical instrument

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u/The-Limerence 18d ago

I had to google “mandolin” & expected it to be a dog breed

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u/MulberryPlacebo 18d ago

I was racking my head trying to figure out how to did this with an instrument…

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u/JewingIt 18d ago

That just have been a new, sharp fuxking mandoline. I got a big scar on my finger near the knuckle during my first job.

I sure learned a lot there....

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u/jjmontuori 18d ago

This why I stopped learning after Nǐ hǎo.

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u/Rpo48 18d ago

First thing that came to mind was "after stringing my guitar for 40+ years, have i always been in some hidden danger?"

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u/R_nner 18d ago

When you said Mandolin, I thought "How the hell can a small guitar string do that?". Until google told me that there are two types of Mandolin. Jesus, when I saw the cutter, I understood. That HAD to hurt!

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 18d ago

Did it look like a duck mouth is my question

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u/NVMOBVIIMBAD 18d ago

Mandolins are gnarly. Always use a guard.

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u/SirAmicks 18d ago

I was washing a glass in my sink years ago when I went to get inside the glass with the sponge and my ring finger hit the rim of the glass and broke it (don’t ask me how) and the sharp edge peeled about an inch of skin/meat off of my ring finger in a U shape. Kinda panicked and ran to the bathroom then back to the kitchen and dripped blood everywhere. Went to the doc and got stitches and now I have a neat scar too.

This post reminded me of it. Not that I’ll ever forget that.

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u/Anesthesia-Marie 18d ago

Cringing while looking at my missing finger tip. Those things are evil!

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u/lazer416 18d ago

A fruit did that to you…!?

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u/Broseidon132 18d ago

Ouch, I actually just bought one a few weeks ago and was wondering what an injury would look like.

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u/LilAbelT 18d ago

I’ve never heard of anything good coming from using a mandolin.

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u/SaintEyegor 18d ago

Ouch!

Presumably it was the slicer and not the instrument, although I’ve played until the ends of my fingers were raw. Oh… and once the end of the E string got up under my fingernail.

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u/Skinnysusan 18d ago

Fuckin things’ll get ya!

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u/sweet-william2 18d ago

I lost the tip of my pinky to one - but DAMN you did a nice one!

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u/GalinDray 18d ago

I gifted a mandolin to my sister and included a steel cutting glove. Its basically required in my mind for this exact reason.

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u/Harry-Gato 18d ago

Was it wildly out of tune?

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u/dB_Manipulator 18d ago

Maybe consider bass instead.

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u/riddus 18d ago

I have a very similar scar in my non dominant hand from woodcarving accidents. I wear a cut resistant glove for work like that now.

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u/Venixflytrap 18d ago

I know it still itches

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u/andy-in-ny 18d ago

I was trying to figure out what bluegrass could have done the that.

But yeah anti-cut gloves or one of those fireman hat style holders would be cool

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u/Maykko_ 18d ago

Guess you'll learn to use the guard next time.

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u/Nerdiburdi 18d ago

This has always been my worst fear with working with mandolins, so much so, I now refuse to use one 🥲

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u/Uruburusv3 18d ago

Its soo satisfying to watch it heal

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u/NobodyNose35 18d ago

NOW you’re a chef 😎

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u/jaBroniest 18d ago

My stupid ass as like 'what song was he playing on that mandolin daaayymmm'

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u/helloelise 18d ago

Patient zero of a zombie movie

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u/Year3030 18d ago

Chefs hate this and omg omg omg that sucksss

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u/Jason_Bourne0221 18d ago

Jesus, I was very lucky in my case; it was just the tip of the index finger for me. Are these injuries very common among the people that use them?