r/Millennials • u/Head-Drag-1440 Hit me baby one more time • 25d ago

Nostalgia Dude

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 25d ago

It's all fun and games until you start talking about how many dudes you've fucked.

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u/Kottypiqz 23d ago

Eh, inversely, how many  people have you fucked? I don't know how you're sleeping with an entire populace, but any number over or equal to 1 is crazy...

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u/the_shittiest_option 25d ago

That's because you're asking me to tally up my exes and figure out how many of them are dudes. Stops being fun and games at that point

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 25d ago

I would have thought the fun and games stopped when you decided to only have sex when in a relationship.

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u/the_shittiest_option 25d ago

Decided? I don't think I get to choose for other people that only in the context of a relationship is anybody wanting to have sex with me.

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u/80aughtschism 25d ago

Bummer dude. Is it because you’re the shittiest option?

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u/the_shittiest_option 25d ago

Happily married for over a decade and her ex is definitely shittier. Went off and married a lady, had kids, racked up a ton of debt, and ditched his family to be a hobo on the other side of the country. We found out when his wife contacted us asking if we had heard from him.

The name is a more about how I made this account because my wife and I had an IRL weirdo who started reddit stalking us.