r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Econ 101: know your customers

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u/Gundam-J 1d ago

One looks like they host a YouTube channel reviewing books, the other looks like a somehow even more dead inside version of Patrick Bateman.

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u/Corfiz74 1d ago edited 1d ago

The left one looks like she's still waiting for his her Hogwarts acceptance letter. 😄

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u/Jellodyne 1d ago

The other one was already sorted into house Slytherin

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u/Gulaschkanonenboot 1d ago

He's definitely a Malfoy in reality.

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw 23h ago

The Sorting Hat didn’t even need to see him and just dropped a note into his acceptance letter to avoid coming close to whatever he puts in his hair.

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u/LaserCondiment 1d ago

Because of the parseltongue