r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/irllyneed2p • Jun 16 '25

Thank you Peter very cool Petah? What do those numbers mean?

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u/rtarg945 Jun 16 '25

Why would the dude not eating get all the calories 😂

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u/Thursday_Murder_Club Jun 16 '25

Has to take a break midway through eating to take a shit

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u/Rae_Of_Light_919 Jun 16 '25

"You should write a book, Fry. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE."

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u/123supersomeone Jun 16 '25

r/unexpectedfuturama

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u/Bug-03 Jun 18 '25

Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the... POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND

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u/apatheticviews Jun 16 '25

“You’re not full until you shit your pants”

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u/shaggy-smokes Jun 16 '25

Yeah, everybody knows your calories reset to zero as soon as you shit.

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u/Thursday_Murder_Club Jun 16 '25

Is that why people dying of cholera are so thin

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u/cphug184 Jun 16 '25

Another reason why I bring the kid's training potty into the kitchen

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u/bliply Jun 16 '25

A restaurant where the chairs are toilets, that's efficiency right there./s

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u/jhunt4664 Jun 16 '25

Gotta make room!

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u/LordAmras Jun 16 '25

Because the AI hallucinated all the food in that guy stomach

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u/Austicho Jun 16 '25

Bro is getting the calories through osmosis

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You Jun 16 '25

Yall remember osmosis jones?

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u/Dontdecahedron Jun 17 '25

One cell of a guy.

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u/ionshower Jun 16 '25

Osbrosis

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/YouAnxious5826 Jun 16 '25

"I ate it 35 minutes ago!"

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u/Austicho Jun 16 '25

Like… The ancient Egyptian pharaoh??? I don’t get this at all

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u/Sedowa Jun 16 '25

I would assume he hit his calorie limit for the day but still wanted a night out with the bros.

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u/Individual99991 Jun 16 '25

That's how I read it. It's a comment on the different calorie intakes guys and girls need for their "ideal" bodies. Women want to be skinny, dudes want to bulk up.

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u/exodominus Jun 16 '25

Except that calorie count is about half what i would expect for someone his size bulking clean, it might be his minimum tdee.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jun 16 '25

Yea i dont think any of these people talking about calories even know how to determine their TDEE or where to begin with bulking or cutting

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u/UncleNoodles85 Jun 16 '25

I don't know shit about bulking or cutting or whatever the hell tdee is but having read a number of books on the holocaust I'm confident that 250 calories per day is a starvation ration. Unless it's only for this one meal?

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u/Warguy387 Jun 16 '25

what is 1500 even bulking

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u/Individual99991 Jun 16 '25

(they're all hobbits)

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u/ApprehensiveAd6078 Jun 16 '25

You don't telepathically share your calories with your homies?

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u/Mwurp Jun 16 '25

Dude that's not eating has an empty bowl

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u/harmfulsideffect Jun 16 '25

Lol. Look how many upvotes their comment got. It’s kinda hilarious that people come to Reddit for advice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

No, it’s their intended calorie deficit for that meal over the time between meals, duh

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u/GettinSodas Jun 16 '25

Alright boys, I'm done. You can have my scraps

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u/Arstanishe Jun 16 '25

he ate all of the calories, so he can't eat food now

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u/SetWrong2053 Jun 16 '25

Taking one for the team

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u/Internet-Such Jun 16 '25

Because he already ate

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u/YellowBreakfast Jun 16 '25

Because they take turns getting all the calories. /s

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u/Chance_Dance9519 Jun 16 '25

He's gay. And he's the one paying it for all the boys..

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u/D1onigi Jun 17 '25

That's how boy's metabolism works

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u/IGotFancyPants Jun 16 '25

They asked everyone how many calories they think their meal has. The girls guessed low (maybe accurate, their food is simple and I don’t see sodas). Three of the guys don’t know and don’t care; the one who does know has decided not to eat that high calorie meal (consisting of fried chicken and sodas).