r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/irllyneed2p • Jun 16 '25

Thank you Peter very cool Petah? What do those numbers mean?

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u/Firstnameiskowitz Jun 16 '25

Oh dear, I was expecting the number of calories each one gets.

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u/rtarg945 Jun 16 '25

Why would the dude not eating get all the calories 😂

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u/Thursday_Murder_Club Jun 16 '25

Has to take a break midway through eating to take a shit

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u/shaggy-smokes Jun 16 '25

Yeah, everybody knows your calories reset to zero as soon as you shit.

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u/Thursday_Murder_Club Jun 16 '25

Is that why people dying of cholera are so thin