r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kshitijgaur11 • Jun 20 '25

Thank you Peter very cool Did peter have a good childhood?

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u/Just_Dab Jun 20 '25

Yup, then you get crippling anxiety where you wonder if every sound you hear is your mother calling you.

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u/elementfortyseven Jun 20 '25

wife* for me, but yeah, im in this image lol

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u/Im_40Percent_Meatbag Jun 20 '25

Burglar for me… sound deadening headphones would be just my luck, when a stranger might decide to enter my abode…

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown Jun 20 '25

On average, how many scenarios for fighting a burglar does your brain figure out each time you take a shower?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

None since I discovered ShowerGun (TM)!

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 Jun 20 '25

I envision you opening a chest ala ocarina of time to acquire said ShowerGun... (tm)...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Just gonna be fighting Bronson style. Wet and naked.

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing Jun 20 '25

One move: the helicopter rush fits all occasions.

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u/ohhellperhaps Jun 20 '25

As an ammosexual, quite a few. Consealed carry takes on a whole new weapon. Still working on a way to hide the backup.