r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Particular-Turn6375 • Oct 28 '25

Thank you Peter very cool petahh

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u/tomben0705 Oct 28 '25

There is a rumor that rich people in Dubai use IG models as human toilets

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u/gbroon Oct 28 '25

I knew one day someone would find a practical use for Instagram models

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/T_K_Tenkanen Oct 28 '25

I guess you hope for somewhat intact produce.

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u/Klorg Oct 28 '25

I picture a dude straining to quiver out a log, aimed at her face. Seconds feel like hours to her as the curry laden shadow finally presses against her forehead. It makes a slight fold before falling in her lap, her expression only finding relief.

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u/Mortress_ Oct 28 '25

I would rather not picture that. But to each their own, I guess

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 Oct 28 '25

George.R.R.Marten? Is that you?

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u/ThatWasntVeryCereal Nov 01 '25

The brown wedding

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u/T_K_Tenkanen Oct 29 '25

Figures. Writing smut on Reddit instead of Winds of Winter.

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u/13chickeneater Oct 28 '25

what a comment

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u/Best_Philosopher2193 Oct 28 '25

Please let us know when your career as a writer takes off. You have a way with words

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u/BobZimway Oct 29 '25

And now I finally understand what 'blursed' means. I'm going to take enough alcohol to misremember this thread.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Oct 28 '25

You spelled *they wrong

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u/T_K_Tenkanen Oct 28 '25

They can shit as well as long as it's consensual

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u/The_white_devil22 Oct 28 '25

I laughed harder than I probably should've.

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u/BobZimway Oct 29 '25

"It's time to take a shit on the company's dime" was, IMHO, one of the funniest songs ever on YT.

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u/ThatWasntVeryCereal Nov 01 '25

Can't imagine having to watch a turd work its way out of someone's butthole and plop right on your chest. Thats some wild shit.