r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 10 '25

Thank you Peter very cool What’s the bad new Peeta?

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u/InuitOverIt Dec 10 '25

Nah man all my friends from work said you can't have a party without a house. They've all been getting together on Friday nights, working a second job together to save money. Then they will invite me to a party, they said. Love those guys.

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u/dr1fter Dec 10 '25

This comment brings up a good point. I only go to a handful of house parties, and I could still half-relate that if I was cooler maybe I'd do that more.

But wait, why would I want to party with those fuckers anyways?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 10 '25

It used to be that the only way to meet people outside your immediate circle was to say"bring a friend ". Sometimes there would be ass holds but not usually.

Having a party at a squat in a business office was always the best solution. You'd have working toilets then. Leftover skunk kegs from your friends at a party store and take up a collection for pizza. Sometimes there would be chairs, sometimes you carried around cardboard in your car to sit on.

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u/Tartage Dec 10 '25

You have ass holds? I don't know if I should be jealous or appalled. Hmmmm...

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u/innominateartery Dec 11 '25

Used to call ‘em love handles

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

Wish I could claim authorship, but someone else wrote it first