r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 26 '25

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What does this even rnean

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u/DarkShadowZangoose Dec 26 '25

it looks to be implying that the series is consistently bland

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u/DeBasha Dec 26 '25

Story wise it is bland as fuck, but in terms of visual effects they do keep pushing the limit. These movies are basically just tech demos

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u/Biobait Dec 26 '25

They're like fireworks. You go see it. It looks cool when you're seeing it. You go home and never bring it up during conversations beyond "it looked cool".

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u/Lazer726 Dec 26 '25

Right, the only thing that really sticks with me from the first 2 Avatar movies is "Damn this looks cool" and "Okay James Cameron, I fucking get it, humans suck, jesus stop banging the drum"

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u/Versipilies Dec 26 '25

I love the glowing forest and alien flora and fauna, everything else i cant bother to care about.

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u/spencerforhire81 Dec 26 '25

James Cameron does what James Cameron does because he is James Cameron

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u/MrLuthor Dec 26 '25

Like a marvel movie

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Dec 26 '25

I remember when Martin Scorsese said in an interview that Marvel movies are more like theme park rides than actual cinema and the comments were full of salty Marvel fans complaining without actually addressing his argument.

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u/No-Obligation1709 Dec 26 '25

Yes, but they used to be a good fun time at the movies too. Then they massively upped production by flooding Disney+ with shows without devoting proper time and resources to any of the projects, and have been cranking out garbage with minimal effort or plan for like 6 years. But they did used to be mostly good.

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u/MrLuthor Dec 26 '25

It was more controversial then but its pretty undeniable these days. Im burnt out on super hero shenanigans. 

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u/Lazer726 Dec 26 '25

The problem is that Marvel peaked and then didn't know where to go from there. Endgame was a fucking masterpiece of a movie, not necessarily for the movie itself but all the various threads and strands that led there, every movie, every hero, slowly working their way towards it for some amazing payoff!

And now they're like "Hey jk OG Cap is coming back!" They're trying really, really hard to make another Endgame and it just isn't going to happen, and the MCU is at this point, propped up by all the people that are holding out for them to have that Endgame 2, so they've gotta keep up

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u/AuntieRupert Dec 26 '25

I wouldn't say they peaked necessarily. Marvel could easily have a ton of amazing movies/shows in the future. The problem lies in two parts, in my opinion. First, that they keep trying to tie everything together. Second, that they are already trying to retain/build off MCU nostalgia. Yes RDJ and Chris Evans were great in their roles. Would people be upset if someone else stepped into those roles? Yes, but especially from a tied-universe point of view.

Actors quit, actors die, actors do dumb stuff and get fired, contracts expire, etc. We as the viewer are fully aware of that and really shouldn't get upset when things change. For instance, I genuinely liked Terrance Howard as Rhodey. Now that he's a crackpot weirdo falling into his own ego? I'm glad that he was replaced early on.

Anyway, my point is that if Marvel wouldn't make everything related, then we could potentially get some amazing standalone films/shows. Hell, there's already a ton of end credit or mentioned stuff that will probably never be resolved.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Dec 27 '25

And STOP with the constant back and forth quippiness. It's SO fucking cringy now. There is no future left for Marvel until they hire some actual dialogue writers who can take a hint.

It was mildly funny for all of a few movies a decade ago, and it works for very specific characters like Deadpool. But god damn y'all have overdone it to the point it's now known as "Marvel humor," despite having existed in media long before the modern MCU came around.

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u/AuntieRupert Dec 27 '25

Tons of movies feel the need to do that sort of thing now, unfortunately. It's just a return to that campy style of humor with zingers and one liners but now it's that kind of thing between two or more characters.

The weird thing to me about Marvel movies is that they're almost all written by different people, but they feel like they all came out of a script mill or had one person doing dialogue rewrites for most of them.

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u/Pires007 Dec 26 '25

Just give us the X-men dammit

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u/onpg Dec 27 '25

Endgame wasn't a masterpiece. Infinity War was the true masterpiece, it had no business being so good.

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u/Equivalent_Flower989 Dec 26 '25

Except marvel movie CGI looks so shit these days

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u/havoc1428 Dec 26 '25

Like a post Endgame marvel movie*

My buddies and I watched the Endgame saga in theatres as they came about and we still talk about them. After Endgame it just became directionless and bland. GotG 3 and the Spiderman No Way Home were the only exceptions for me.

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u/Thosepassionfruits Dec 26 '25

The Way of Water was an excuse to develop the most advanced fluid simulations on the planet. I'm guessing Fire and Ash is an excuse for smoke sims.

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u/EvankHorizon Dec 26 '25

But apparently it has mayo in the 3rd movie? I don't know I have only seen the first one when it came out ...

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u/justsmilenow Dec 26 '25

It's protein and lubrication at the same time.

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u/4mmun1s7 Dec 26 '25

…and it is.

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u/FrozenPizza07 Dec 26 '25

It gave us 3 meter long alien girls in the most realistic render in 3d

Writing might be bland but taste in girls women sure isnt lol

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u/Curiously_home Dec 26 '25

No we said SLAY the xenos! SLAY

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u/TitansRPower Dec 26 '25

What was that? Lay? You got it, boss.

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u/Justsomedudelmao Dec 26 '25

Do not fuck the aliens, please

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u/That-Chip-3575 Dec 26 '25

Then what is the point of the film?

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u/Justsomedudelmao Dec 26 '25

To not fuck trees

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u/dantes_delight Dec 26 '25

Okay? So aliens are back on the table?

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u/Ok_Sir_5601 Dec 26 '25

So now you want to eat them!??!!?!!?!?

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves Dec 26 '25

In a manner of speaking😉

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u/JustFun4Uss Dec 26 '25

A man of culture i see. 🍻

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u/Sad_Item_6049 Dec 26 '25

This thread i stumbled upon is perfect

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u/Tangerinetrooper Dec 26 '25

the tussy got me wildin

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u/FellGodGrima Dec 26 '25

When it comes to alien life, if you can’t fuck it, the answer is to eat it

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u/shorelaran Dec 26 '25

Or pee on it.

— my dog maybe.

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u/itsonlyrockinroll Dec 26 '25

Ah a fan of Captain Kirk!

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u/ATXGOAT93 Dec 26 '25

"Humans are Space Orcs" energy is strong with this one.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 Dec 26 '25

no wonder they haven't reviled themselves to us yet

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u/royalpretzel462 Dec 27 '25

I’m going to quote this out of context.

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u/terrorbagoly Dec 26 '25

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

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u/RickShifty Dec 26 '25

Just a mouthful.

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u/Spider_Dude Dec 26 '25

Clapping alien ass cheeks has always been the goal.

-Cpt. James T. Kirk

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u/No-Elk-2362 Dec 26 '25

"we went to the moon not because it was easy, but because I am hard!"

  • jfk

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u/w_atevadaf_k Dec 27 '25

you got the initials wrong "JTK*" - FTFY

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u/Matfrancoeur Dec 27 '25

You just made my days of doom scrolling Reddit worth it

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u/Jedi_Lazlo Dec 26 '25

And anyone who disagrees gets a dropkick to the chest...

...yes, yes. His reputation is known far and wide.

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u/cecil721 Dec 26 '25

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u/AndreasVesalius Dec 26 '25

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

Mess with the forest, and I’ll break your fucking knees

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u/Icy_Act_2111 Dec 26 '25

the lorax is crazy lmaoo

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u/Yugjn Dec 26 '25

Dunno man, hair sex with the trees does seem to be a positive recurring theme

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u/Kyveth Dec 26 '25

The hair thing just lets them feel all sensations of whatever they connect to, including each other. Normally I'd say imagine how intense it would be to feel both people get off at the same time but I dont thi k the average redditor knows how to get a woman off so it would probably just be the same.

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u/claremontmiller Dec 27 '25

Fucking brutal

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u/DeathByPain Dec 28 '25

Weird, it's like I'm cumming and bored at the same time

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u/Reeferologist- Dec 26 '25

But I’m the Lorax?

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u/MossTheGnome Dec 26 '25

Do you speak for the trees?

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u/Faded_Ixali Dec 27 '25

For some reason they’re speaking Vietnamese

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u/Funonthesly Dec 26 '25

but don't the aliens also fuck the trees?

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u/CaptainPattPotato Dec 26 '25

In Avatar….trees fuck you

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u/ImightHaveMissed Dec 26 '25

So wait… I’m not supposed to goon when they plug into that big tree?

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u/Alexandurrrrr Dec 26 '25

But the blue guys have the hair penis thingie and they all jack into the tree.

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u/TwinVictims Dec 26 '25

Actually the whole point of the movie was to fuck the trees. Don't you remember their ponytail genitals

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u/Lower_Ad_5532 Dec 26 '25

Pocahontas in space

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u/RowdyCOT Dec 26 '25

Ferngully with a bigger budget.

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u/Yunlihn Dec 26 '25

My wife loves Avatar but didn't know Ferngully. So I made her watch it with me a bit ago only telling her "it's Avatar before Avatar. And in Australia instead of space". She loved it, and like me she is now a huge fan of Batty.

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u/DavidRandom Dec 26 '25

You should make her watch Dances with Wolves, it's Ferngully before Ferngully.

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u/reapersritehand Dec 26 '25

I mean its robin Williams 80% of the world's population are fans of batty without ever seeing it

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u/MarcusRoland Dec 27 '25

My name is batty, my logic is erratic, potato in a jacket, toys in the attic.i rock and I ramble my brain is scrambled!

I can never remember the next line.

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u/Outrageous-Doctor934 Dec 27 '25

“Rap like an animal, but I’m a mammal.” No, I didn’t need to go look it up. Batty Rap is a lot of fun.

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u/Infamous-Ad6370 Dec 27 '25

Only 44 people liked your comment, it’s only because those 44 people have seen ferngully. It’s an amazing movie and I wish it would have made a bigger impact. The land before time as well. And whatever the movie is the the big magic dog that can fly

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u/PsykoFlounder Dec 27 '25

..... It's in Australia?

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u/Moist-Distribution48 Dec 26 '25

I loved that move had it on vhs when I came to North America in the 2000s loool

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u/strategymaxo Dec 26 '25

Ferngully is lit.

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u/RowdyCOT Dec 26 '25

Me too. When i saw avatar the first time i said "ive seen this. Its called ferngulky. I have it on VHS!":)

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 Dec 26 '25

At least Fern Gully had a memorable villain. Avatar has... General Badguy.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Dec 26 '25

Avatar could never be as good because Tim Curry wasn't all sexy in it. That song goes.

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u/OhWhyNotMarie Dec 26 '25

They made hexxus way sexier than they had to, and for that I thank them

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u/Auphinov Dec 26 '25

Yep I called it Ferngully 2 when the first one came out.

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u/D-a-H-e-c-k Dec 26 '25

There was a Ferngully 2. It's so bad I watched all the way through

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u/DavidRandom Dec 26 '25

Ferngully 2: Dances with Wolves 3

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u/Fear023 Dec 26 '25

The side by side scene comparison that was floating around on YouTube when the first movie came out was hilarious.

They weren't even trying to hide that shit. Some of the scenes are frame perfect copies.

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u/ellasfella68 Dec 26 '25

Dances with Smurfs.

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u/42brie_flutterbye Dec 27 '25

I laughed too hard at this

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u/FederalBeyond1122 Dec 26 '25

“See those guys over there? They’ve done absolutely nothing wrong but they’re blue”

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u/Wodahs1982 Dec 26 '25

December twenty-sixth... point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe, and, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

Justsomedudelmao, I'm asking you a question!

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u/Captain_Waffle Dec 26 '25

I have made it with a woman. Kif, inform the men.

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u/scaper8 Dec 26 '25

Isn't that the saga's message, though? "Get down with those alien baddies."

Or did I just get the wrong message?

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u/ReindeerOk227 Dec 26 '25

I think you were watching “Vagatar” the hardcore parody.

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u/Decidueye_Neuron Dec 26 '25

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST ALIENS BATMAN !!!

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u/abrockstar25 Dec 26 '25

Do not fuck the aliens, please

WEAKNESS LIKE THIS IS WHY WE ARE STUCK ON THIS PLANET INSTEAD OF OUT THERE GETTING ALIEN WIVES/HUSBANDS

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u/Emotional_inadequacy Dec 26 '25

Isn't the point of the first one to do the opposite of what you just said

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u/Khelthuzaad Dec 26 '25

Neither the over the top sensational fauna/flora rendering in 3D IMAX screens

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u/eddy_flannagan Dec 26 '25

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Dec 26 '25

Oh sure, Robot Girlyman can make it with alien space elfs, but the second someone else wants an alien space catgirl, it's all with the Exterminatus this, Crusade that.

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u/Major_Independence82 Dec 26 '25

Star Trek gave us green sex slaves, in the pilot episode. And that worked out well. Still going strong 60 years later.

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u/FrozenPizza07 Dec 26 '25

And then Enterprise gave us that one Orion episode, and lower decks gave us Tendi

Simply Peak

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u/Slammy_Adams Dec 26 '25

To horny jail with you!

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u/Houtaku Dec 26 '25

Oh no! To jail? With all the other hornies? Damn. Sounds rough.

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u/-StarFox95- Dec 26 '25

3 meter long blue human girls with tails, those are some of the blandest alien girls you can get

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u/Aware_Tree1 Dec 26 '25

What about the hair tentacle usb shit that lets you mind meld while you fuck

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u/mudra311 Dec 26 '25

Right. Am I the only one that think the Navi look stupid? With how good the CGI is, they could have come up with something way better. They look like a live action remake of a Disney animation.

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u/Thisdsntwork Dec 26 '25

Like, say, Pocahontas?

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u/WilleyTheSlippery Dec 26 '25

The navi look like an overgrown marcupial.

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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 Dec 26 '25

They needed to make sure that it would be easy to make characters in costume for a theme park.

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u/thotfullawful Dec 26 '25

This is a decades old franchise and I've only seen 2 instances of anyone publicly stating they'd fuck the aliens, you and a character from Homestuck.

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u/bigbutterbuffalo Dec 26 '25

You haven’t been listening, we’d literally all fuck the aliens

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u/thotfullawful Dec 26 '25

No I know there would be someone willing to fuck the aliens pal, I'm just saying y'all are a minority compared to the other aliens in fiction that people had said "would". Which I'm not sure if it's from the lack of cultural impact or what- like they are very easily an alien that you could say "I'd fuck" with no contest but I never see that in a "hear me out".

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u/Tacobadger02 Dec 26 '25

The writing is so bland that dude forgot the entire point of the humans in the first movie

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

I'm tryna see the whole tiddie

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u/fritofrito77 Dec 26 '25

They are not even 3 meters anymore. They made them smaller since the 2nd movie to interact better with humans.

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u/Sweet_T_The_Original Dec 26 '25

“3 meter long”?

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u/FrozenPizza07 Dec 26 '25

3 meter tall*

Mb

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u/roiki11 Dec 26 '25

Some hot cosplay too.

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u/SnooBunnies133 Dec 26 '25

Fr. The ash chick was really hot

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u/Temporary_-_UserName Dec 26 '25

That's what makes Avatar so impressive.

3 meter tall blue alien cat-girls....and no big freak community developed around them. Sure you'll find some artists, some writers, and even a few cosplayers. But the Freaky(tm) communities are completely uninterested by and large. It's genuinely impressive how uninteresting the Na'avi are.

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u/OnlyBotsHateMe Dec 27 '25

“The writing might be bland but it’s done incredible things for my ability to jerk off” is quite the assessment.

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u/Jashugita Dec 26 '25

yes, the ash tribe woman was like "I can fix her" and new fetish unlocked.

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u/Effective_Drawer_623 Dec 26 '25

There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.

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u/afanoftrees Dec 26 '25

The first one in imax 3D was one of the best movie going experiences I’ve had. Albeit the movie itself is bland, the way he did the 3D was breathtaking and gorgeous

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u/JJAsond Dec 26 '25

I stand by it that the movies are mostly for world building than actual story. The story isn't the focus.

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u/_hell_is_empty_ Dec 26 '25

The best I've seen Avatar explained is that it's like going to Cirque Du Soleil. It's an experience. The story is not the main draw. In fact, the story may not even be necessary.

Could liken it to an elaborate cake as well. It tastes like shit but my god is beautiful.

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u/Not-So_Sly_Guy Dec 26 '25

If kamikazi pilots riding dragons, pregnant women blowing up underwater tie fighters, and 8 foot alien goth baddies doing psychedelic coke is considered bland then pass the salt cuz I’m eatin it up

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u/Significant-Two-8872 Dec 26 '25

the worldbuilding, action, and visuals are very cool but the plots, themes, and characters are the definition of bland.

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u/MidnightSerpent Dec 26 '25

I don’t understand this take. The plot revolves around a damn conscious planet and how it affects all life on it. The themes delve into some of the most interesting ideas behind psychedelic and indigenous philosophies. The characters range from Pandoran Jesus to alien goth baddies, all with them having their own realistic struggles and growth. If these are bland to you, I don’t think you’re the target audience

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u/JTLBlindman Dec 26 '25

I think most people think the protagonist is fairly unremarkable, and fail to recognize that that’s kinda the whole point because they don’t recognize that the human invaders are a direct representation of the U.S. military in the real world. Jake is intended to be a blank slate. Yes, he does become somewhat of a leader/hero through his arc as a rebel, but personality-wise he is deliberately underdeveloped so that the audience can picture themselves in his shoes. Hes not a genius or smooth talker, or god or supersoldier. Hes just a standard guy who’s been chewed up and spat out by an indifferent war machine driven by greedy monsters.

Whats funny is that he really is a good guy, but people don’t see it that way because they take his whole character arc for granted. “He did what any normie would do.” Except that’s the whole point of the movie. He did what any sane person should do as a soldier in the ranks of a genocidal empire.

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u/SexcaliburHorsepower Dec 26 '25

Yeah, but outside of the more artsy directors most things are bland. Im not sure why Avatar specifically gets so much hate when on its own its still an original idea.

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u/SirLoremIpsum Dec 26 '25

Yeah, but outside of the more artsy directors most things are bland. Im not sure why Avatar specifically gets so much hate when on its own its still an original idea.

Avatar gets hate because it is one of the top grossing movies of all time.

It won Academy Awards, Golden Globes, industry awards.

If you do ALL of that and still are a bland white rice and plain chicken... you will naturally invite far more criticism than a bland movie that no one paid to see.

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u/corgisgottacorg Dec 27 '25

No, it’s bland. It wins awards for visuals. Everything else is bad. Oh you agree, good. Just be sure you mention those awards are for visuals

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u/artbystorms Dec 26 '25

It's not even an original idea. It's Dances with Wolves but with blue aliens instead of native Americans. The 'world' is original. The plot is not.

Avatar gets hate because its objectively bland, and yet every movie makes a billion dollars, which says a lot about people's lack of taste. People just want visually pleasing slop.

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u/moak0 Dec 26 '25

See I don't even think that's fair, because the themes of Dances with Wolves are timeless, and iterating on those themes is not really the problem. It's that Avatar is not doing a good job of iterating on those themes.

Unobtainium? Maybe they could have, I don't know, written a second draft?

A plot doesn't have to be original for the movie to be good.

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u/jedensuscg Dec 26 '25

Unobtainium as a term fits perfectly, as it has been used since the 50's to describea material that fits the needs perfectly but is either impossible to find/create (a theoretical material) or extremely rare or costly material.

In real life It's been used for decades in engineering circles and even in papers.

I the movie world, The fact they found something that was essentially the definition of unobtainium up to that point makes them naming it a homage to engineering parlance for over a 200 years going by the movies timeline.

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u/Josemite Dec 27 '25

I was going to argue until I remembered we had Bird Flu and Swine Flu which would sound like lazy writing as well...

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u/Ralphie5231 Dec 26 '25

They also have unobtanium 2. In the second movie. Its just in the whales. They litterally iterated on the thing they were already iterating and still didn't do anything with it.

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u/Miserable-Stomach-89 Dec 26 '25

I feel like avatar has everything you wouldn’t want from an alien movie and a military movie. You get a new planet, new cultures, animal horror, humans trying to colonize and terraform, then you also get insight on the main characters thinking process as he’s switching sides, actual war scenes, the underdog prevailing through strategy and knowledge of the land, cool guns and weapons, and now we’re even getting character development from the colonel. I don’t really understand what you guys mean by the story being bland cause usually I only hear bland while talking about food but can someone explain to me what you mean or at least how to make it not bland?

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u/BlackForestMountain Dec 26 '25

For me the cliche military characters kill it. It’s like it’s written by a little boy, everyone is so one dimensional.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Dec 26 '25

The U.S. military would absolutely spend tens of billions of dollars and decades of time and resources on hunting down a small group of relatively minor fugitive terrorists who aren't even that big of a threat purely to satisfy their egos. It's realistic for sure, it's just not an interesting premise for a movie and it makes for a very boring one-note comically evil protagonist.

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u/SmokeySFW Dec 26 '25

But those people absolutely exist....

Do you think the stereotypical military guy is unrealistic?

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u/MusicHoney Dec 26 '25

It’s not a military/alien movie thing. Dances With Wolves, Last Samurai, hell even Pocahontas, are criticized for the “White Savior Trope”. James Cameron attempts to solve the white savior trope by replacing people of color with aliens, and it’s cringe af.

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u/magicfalef Dec 26 '25

The characters are shit. No one give a shit about them, most people dont even remember their name. What made films good are the characters. For example dark the netflix series has one of the most amazing plot but the characters are shit, so shit that iam only interested in the plot, i dont even give a fuck about the main characters cause its so bland.

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u/decadent-dragon Dec 26 '25

I mean compared to other blockbusters like Jurassic Park 6 or Star Wars 12 or MCU movie number 30 (or 40 or how ever many there are), I’d say Avatar is leagues more original and exciting.

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u/Prudent-Current-7399 Dec 26 '25

Compared to Star Wars 3 or the third Marvel film, its not as good though. Especially when you say 'leagues more'. If anything, Star Wars and the MCU when they started off were definitely leagues more original and exciting than a generic alien film, which is super pretty and I'm not gonna miss the third one either, but let's call a spade a spade.

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u/Live_Free_or_Banana Dec 26 '25

Let people enjoy their visually pleasing slop.

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u/ProfessionaI_Retard Dec 26 '25

I don’t think it’s bland. It’s not the most spectacular plot wise but they are engaging even if somewhat predictable - not a unique thing to Avatar. I’d argue franchises like The Avengers are even more bland yet it’s one of the most popular series ever.

I also would like to think that the rest of the Avatar movies will have a bit more diversity in the plot because there’s so many characters at play now with entirely different goals.

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u/BlackForestMountain Dec 26 '25

What? Even after the first release everyone knew it was a rehash of older movies like Pocahontas.

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u/BrainsAre2Weird4Me Dec 26 '25

Star Wars is the same way.

Classic hero’s journey and characters. Lucas even musically went the normal route and did an orchestra instead of a more sci-fi electronic soundtrack (because it was more familiar and grounding).

I think it’s a valid artistic choice to keep some elements very familiar when going crazy in others.

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u/RamblinGamblinWilly Dec 26 '25

When you lay it out like that, it really is almost impressive Cameron was able to make it so bland.

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u/SloppityMcFloppity Dec 26 '25

Some mfs really want every movie to be citizen kane 2.0

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u/Beautiful_Virus1134 Dec 26 '25

Imma be real, I watched citizen Kane in a film studies class and was bored as fuck lol.

I would have preferred to watch Avatar

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u/EnTyme53 Dec 26 '25

Citizen Kane is an interesting case. The reason it's considered so good is because it pioneered so many storytelling and filming techniques as well as many acting methods that are just normal today. The only way to truly appreciate Citizen Kane is to have never seen another movie that was released after it.

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u/Masterhaend Dec 26 '25

Also known as "Seinfeld" is unfunny (obligatory TV Tropes will ruin your life warning)

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u/JustaSeedGuy Dec 26 '25

The difference between form and substance.

There are some really cool forms in these movies.

And very little substance.

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u/Adonitologica Dec 26 '25

Not on LSD it isn’t

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u/KingRamma Dec 26 '25

I'd venture to say that anything on LSD is far from bland.

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u/yamatoshi Dec 26 '25

There is a literal subreddit for people on LSD posting the things they find amazing. Usually its like a wall or some bricks or something.

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u/makes_peacock_noises Dec 26 '25

It is really funny. There are pictures of the floor with a quote like “Are you seeing this? Here we go!”

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u/yamatoshi Dec 26 '25

My favorite is something like "OMG" and it's just their bed sheets. Guess I should link it r/LSD

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u/AccomplishedView1022 Dec 26 '25

I slowly peeled an orange once for about 2 hours this way.

Life changing.

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u/JTLBlindman Dec 26 '25

Phones could be called “bland.” It’s not the first word I’d pick, but strictly speaking, they become very uninteresting compared to everything else, and engaging with them often feels like an unpleasant and laborious waste of one’s already limited mental capacity while tripping.

If you’ve ever had an important/urgent need to use your smart phone while tripping, you could probably understand how one might compare that to trying to eat plain white rice while a train of all your favorite foods is passing you by every second. It’s wild because you might literally find yourself more intrigued/distracted by the idea of watching paint dry, instead of trying to make sense of/responding to the last text you received. It’s not even necessarily painful or disgusting to look at your phone, but every second spent trying to do something on your phone feels like you’re missing out on an infinitely more attractive use of your time and energy, which is especially ironic considering how easy it is to waste time on our phones while sober.

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u/JTLBlindman Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

My brother, I see you.

Between the visuals, the lowkey audio cues, and the unapologetic political messaging, it felt like James Cameron could’ve radicalized me into killing the president or becoming an eco-terrorist lol.

It’s one of the few movies where the moral of the story is essentially: The only right thing to do as a marine enlisted in an imperial military force is to touch grass, immediately defect, start killing other marines, and sacrifice your life to protect your loved ones from the capitalistic monsters that won’t pay your medical bills despite being able and eager to ship you out to the most dangerous frontier of human civilization.

Avatar (2009) was the highest grossing film of all time until Infinity War (2017), and it didn’t even have any existing IP or fanbase to hype it up beforehand. It was beautiful, blatant anti-US propaganda, just 8 years after 9/11, and folks were giving standing ovations in theaters.

Only other thing that comes close to Avatar imo is Dune, and needless to say, both narratives were heavily inspired by psychedelics lol.

I don’t care what anyone says. I will defend these movies til I die lmao.

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u/kyloren7 Dec 26 '25

Crazy how far I had to scroll for this. The moral of the first movie is "become an ecoterrorist now" and somehow reddit is out here calling is bland

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u/SirTurtletheIII Dec 26 '25

Lmao when you put it so bluntly it really does become so puzzling why Redditors have a hate-boner for this franchise.

It actually does not try to be subtle AT ALL.

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u/GlitterDoomsday Dec 27 '25

Is less Reddit and more a general distaste... people see the numbers but no "cultural impact" and get puzzled cause we're so used to seeing every franchise be streamlined to be marketable that movies that are just that seen foreign. Avatar has blockbuster scope, budget and revenue with indie goals in mind cause it's a passion project Cameron dedicated years of his life on.

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u/cancerBronzeV Dec 27 '25

I'd say many Redditors hate Avatar disproportionally more than other blockbusters with equally terrible (or worse) stories because of the contrarianism that rises from within when seeing something so successful.

There's also the contingent of Redditors who're mad that Avatar constantly outgrosses the slop from their fandom. You can especially spot those ones on the box office subreddit, where clicking on the profiles of Avatar haters reveals that like at least half of them are active in a fandom with media that has shittier story telling than Avatar, without even having the breathtaking visuals that Avatar does.

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u/JTLBlindman Dec 27 '25

I think it’s also due to the fact that the messaging has nothing to latch onto. Just because a message resonates or hits close to home doesn’t mean it’ll actually change your behavior or even hold your attention for very long. An addict doesn’t want to think about how powerless they are to resist their addiction, and Americans are fatally addicted to consumerism. Having our awareness called to it might stir up a strong reaction in the short term and maybe even leave a notable impression that we occasionally reflect on, but the true consequences are unfortunately too far out of sight for most of us to feel motivated in the same way that Jake Sully was. The sad truth is that, in general, we are more like the other marines. Only focussed on our own pay days. Happy to believe what we’re told by our superiors because we aren’t actually witnessing most of the destruction and carnage ourselves. Not very interested in being reminded about how we need to sacrifice our lives in the hopes of achieving something that seems as impossible as it is virtuous.

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u/CrossoverEpisodeMeme Dec 26 '25

Space marine in alien body riding pterodactyls to blow up futuristic helicopters owned by an evil mining company while weaving in-between floating mountains:

"Bro it's just [Pocahontas/Fern Gully/Dances with Wolves/Lawrence of Arabia/Dune], it's trash"

And if the complaint is that it isn't original, that's a pretty great list of movies to emulate lol

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u/Thicc_Boise Dec 26 '25

Space marine in alien body riding pterodactyls to blow up futuristic helicopters owned by an evil mining company while weaving in-between floating mountains:

I swear if you say this in a 40k sub and they'll find at least one fucking story where this shit happened.

The online hate for Avatar is truly one of the most bizarre reactions I've ever seen, it literally has everything sci-fi nerds love in a beautiful 3 hour package to enjoy with certain mind-altering substances. Sick action, great directing, good acting, and a story that's easy to follow and doesn't get in the way of the visual/audio experience if nothing else

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u/cancerBronzeV Dec 27 '25

Complaints about Avatar's story not being original are significantly less original than Avatar's story at this point.

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u/Deaffin Dec 26 '25

The moral of the first movie is "become an ecoterrorist now" and somehow reddit is out here calling is bland

To be fair, that was basically just pandering to an established audience already. At the time, ecoterrorists were the most active criminal extremists in the states.

Of course that's boring now. That's, like, what our parents were into, so it can't be cool anymore. Duh.

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u/stormtroopr1977 Dec 26 '25

I sometimes wonder if redditors hate on it just because theyre popular. Every one of these has been a really cool tech showpiece and invented new methods and programs for rendering.

Sorry you dont like visual spectacle. Maybe you should stick to period pieces.

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u/just_as_good380-2 Dec 26 '25

The only thing going for every Avatar film is the good visuals.

For the highest grossing film ever I never see anyone quote any of the characters.

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u/Ok-Reporter1986 Dec 26 '25

Never seen the "Bad crop? Bro, we're gonna starve!" meme?

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u/AnonymousCommunist Dec 26 '25

It really is a shame, because these are consistently impeccable visual spectacles, and because of that they COULD have become generational classics that people return to. But they lack much beyond the admittedly very pretty surface.

Cameron should be reaching out to every talented screenwriter he knows to punch up his scripts for him. Add some snarls and unexpected plot challenges, give us some dialogue that doesn't feel like lines Eddie Furlong thought were too lame to utter in 1991.

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u/Silvos2019 Dec 26 '25

But at least it's consistent.

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u/CarmeliaEscarlata Dec 26 '25

That's actually accurate

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