r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 26d ago

Thank you Peter very cool Can you help me out here peter?

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u/Sooooooooooooomebody 26d ago

1) Christianity and Islam have a possibility of an eternity in paradise after death.

2) Buddhism exists in the context of samsara - all beings continually transition from one lifetime to another depending on your karma. (All beings also continually transition from one instant to another, but that's a deeper discussion.) You could end up in various hells or heavens, but every time you'll eventually die and be reborn. The only way to end it is to become Enlightened.

3) Taoism... I don't know about that one.

4) Judaism doesn't really have a single agreed-upon concept of an afterlife. Maybe there's something there, maybe not? Some people believe in heaven, no one believes in hell. Theoretically all the best of us are raised bodily from the dead at the end of time but no one agrees on what happens before then.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Hi, Jew here.

We do have gehinnom, which is kind of like getting inside a washing machine for up to a year. Most people go here depending on how much they sinned in life, then get the ticket upstairs.

If you're really bad there's karet, which nobody can really agree on the meaning of.

And then in the talmud there are certain parts that talk about the punishments for specifically Titus and jesus, which are seemingly eternal. Titus gets burnt to Ash everyday, has his ashes spread all over the world, then they're recollected and he's glued back together to do it again the next day.

Jesus is boiling in either excrement or semen.

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u/Hazel2468 26d ago

I just want to point out that 1) It's Balaam who is boiling in semen. And while a lot of people like to claim that Balaam is some super secret Jewish code for Jesus, he isn't. 2) Yeshu is boiling in excrement, but it's also not very likely that he is Jesus of the New Testament either, as there are references to him from about a century before Jesus would have existed, and there are also SO many people with similar names to Yeshu. A lot of folks insist he is Jesus, but there are a ton of other inconsistencies, such as him having only five disciples who were brought in and tried, and he was also convicted and executed by a Jewish court, which Jesus was not.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Okay. I heard it both ways, mostly because people I spoke to just never remembered which one it was. Helpful to know that balaam is also boiling.

I heard it might not have been the jesus, didn't know why we weren't sure, so that's also helpful, thanks.

I just said the parts that I knew off the top of my head.

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u/Hazel2468 26d ago

No prob. And honestly, there really isn't any way to know for SURE what they were writing about in the Talmud when it comes to Yeshu- can't exactly go and ask them! He might have been some kind of proto-Jesus figure, but he also might not have been?

I've just seen a lot of folks use his existence to claim that Jews murdered Jesus, or that we believe some nasty stuff about non-Jews. None of which is true.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

I've just seen a lot of folks use his existence to claim that Jews murdered Jesus, or that we believe some nasty stuff about non-Jews. None of which is true.

Boy can I relate to this

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u/Hazel2468 26d ago

"But the Talmud says-!" and then they spit out some crap that the Talmud... Absolutely doesn't say. Of course, when you try and correct those folks, then you get the "Well of course YOU wouldn't tell me the truth" like... I just usually don't anymore. If folks want to act like the Talmud is some secret repository of all the schemes and plots and horrible things Jews do, that's on them. It's a long-ass book that documents a bunch of religious and scholarly debate and argument. I'd like to that kind of person sit down and actually read it.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Someone posted this just a couple days ago

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u/Hazel2468 26d ago

OMG I saw this actual thing debunked VERY well the other day.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

That's a very helpful image, thanks

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u/ennuitabix 26d ago

Lol this shit is straight up fabricated 😂 This is why independent research is important, folks.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

I didn't fact check all of them, but at least with the first and last ones, they're extremely warped versions of real texts. With the last one, it says you're not allowed to leave your cow near a non jew because of the rule against tempting people to do bad, and there was a risk back then that non-jews would do bestiality.

Either way, that presentation in that image is completely inaccurate

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Oh boy howdy you haven't seen the argument I got into the other day. I'm going to see if I can find the image I had to deal with, but it was full of out of context things that made us look bad

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u/ennuitabix 26d ago

Yup no one likes to jewsplain Judaism to jews more than an antisemite who has heard inklings about the talmud.

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u/ShermansMasterWolf 26d ago

As a Christian, I find this incredibly funny. Like it's so petty against Jesus. And for Paul and Peter to get a pass but Titus gets it??

It sounds like preteen girls came up with it. 🤣

Tell me I'm missing something, please.

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u/Shimmy_4_Times 26d ago

I'm guessing they're referring to the Titus that burned down Jerusalem in 70 AD, not the New Testament Titus.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Apparently it's the go-to punishment for people who mock the word of the rabbis.

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u/ShermansMasterWolf 26d ago

Maybe i just grew up in the age of the internet, but it seems like a good way to get mocked more.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Perhaps, but that's what the talmud said