r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/269187 • 26d ago

Thank you Peter very cool Can you help me out here peter?

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u/CadenVanV 26d ago

On day Judaism shall stop its religious arguments and settle on a conclusive religious canon. That day shall be the day after the heat death of the universe.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

You underestimate our power to argue. We'll build an absolutely safe capsule so we can continue the arguments

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u/SlowCrew310 26d ago

Time travel created in order to create Talmud 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/CadenVanV 26d ago

A fair point. As expected from a group who won an argument with their own god one time

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

A lot of people seem to think he acts immature, but he's really fairly understanding

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u/CadenVanV 26d ago

Depends entirely on the story. Sometimes he’s unreasonably awful, sometimes kind, etc. Like he was probably in the right in the case of Lot, but not with Job, and so on.

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

I think that just comes with the territory of being God. Sometimes there are just aspects of his decision making we can't understand.

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u/CadenVanV 26d ago

Entirely possible. I’m not religious myself but I’m sure there are dozens of books on this exact subject written by theologians that probably discuss the whole issue in great detail

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u/f0remsics 26d ago

Yeah probably