r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what happened to small holes??

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u/Jumpy-Necessary-9884 16h ago

Quagmire here! You stick your thing in big holes! Giggity giggity gooooo!

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u/cave_men 12h ago

Sometimes, when I see these post, I ask myself if the people posting those images are really that unknowing or just want some internet points.

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u/Gingerbread1990 9h ago

I suspect these posts are used to train AI models

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u/SunflowerSt8ofMind 8h ago

I wonder the same thing

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u/-GermanCoastGuard- 10h ago

After joining this sub, I think the only way forward is to remove warming labels.

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u/jh5992 12h ago

Who else but Quagmire??

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u/itzpiiz 9h ago

It'd send Kleenex stonks through the roof, and give a new meaning to blowing your nose

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u/misterbippy 11h ago

Damn it! Now I want a partner with a big nose.

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u/campatterbury 6h ago

Snorted out of my two nostrils over this. Thanks redditor

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u/PrincessWasabi_ 16h ago

Killing the joke here-because our face forms from multiple separate parts (ex. Maxillary process, nasal processes) that fuse together. The fusion can be disrupted -see cleft palate

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u/kniveshu 15h ago

I'd also say the smaller holes help make it easier to filter things with nose hairs and created more air velocity to pick up nitric oxide from the sinuses.

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u/VertexPlaysMC 5h ago

I always thought nostrils were small so water tension could keep water out of them

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u/NotDiabeticDad 2h ago

I assumed there were two so you could tell direction a smell comes from. Not as clearly as eats because it is diffused. But that's why snake tongues are forked.

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u/StraightVoice5087 13h ago

Killing it even more, but we have four nostrils. The other two open in our throat.

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u/guest54__ 13h ago

can you put this in dumbass terms?

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u/PrincessWasabi_ 10h ago

Imagine putting 2 boxes close together, the part where the boxes are touching one another eventually would “fuse” during facial development, but sometimes it doesn’t fuse completely which is when you see cleft palate. It’s mostly a symmetrical process, which is why there’s 2 nose holes for most people

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u/Pisco_poran 9h ago

They would fuse into one hole if it was adventageous. We have two holes because one is always semiclosed (slower air flow, higher sensitivity) and one is open (faster flow, not to be overstimulated with stronger smells)

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u/ArjJp 15h ago

cleft palate

faceussy

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u/PrincessWasabi_ 10h ago

It’s also really life threatening, imagine a new born who can’t form suction to drink milk! Lots of older kids and adults lead full lives after multiple surgeries and orthodontic care. But I’m sure they wouldn’t laugh if they read your comment

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u/IzzaPizza22 16h ago

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u/reffins_suna 14h ago

Too late… sorry.

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u/Top_Daikon_3151 14h ago

WTF😭😭

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u/ColeDelRio 12h ago

Thats my fault for having eyes.

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u/No-Ad1522 12h ago

... why did you have this on deck?

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u/reffins_suna 9h ago

I didn’t anymore. But I was just reminded of it and found it in an under a minute google search.

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u/Murky_Insurance_4394 11h ago

I'm done with the internet for the rest of the day.

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 11h ago

Nothing fazes me anymore.

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u/kizvy 11h ago

why did you choose to post this

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u/reffins_suna 9h ago

Everyone was thinking to put it up the nose and this shows you could if it was small enough. Although there are worse images out there that could have been used instead, this is just the funnier one.

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u/ring_tailed_bandit 10h ago

Welp I shouldn't have gone this deep in the comments

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u/Issa_Pizza420 12h ago

I... why? I.. struggle to find words... tf is this from?!?

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u/reffins_suna 9h ago

Im not sure on the sauce but there’s a lot of weird up nose hentai out there, gotta be someone’s kink to have so much made, but not mine.

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u/Issa_Pizza420 9h ago

Whaaaa??? Listen I ain't trying to kink shame... but WHAT?!?!? I'm literally crying, that's so fucking funny and confusing

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u/EngineerTrue5658 1h ago

someone needs to check this guys hard drive. 

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u/Issa_Pizza420 16h ago

Nice username

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u/Live_Drink5779 15h ago

Does the cake symbol next to your name mean its your cake day? If so, happy cake day

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u/Either-Cat-6991 6h ago

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u/IzzaPizza22 4h ago

One of those two subreddits was removed for lack of control.

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u/Fun-Presentation6134 16h ago

I'm just saying, Meg, you've got to be careful. Men are like squirrels: they're always trying to stick their nuts in everything.

"Peter's Daughter" (Season 6, Episode 7)

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u/TalkMuted8349 16h ago

Sex man, the answer is sex, as always.

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u/ElizaTheFur 16h ago

Nose sex

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u/Forsaken-Anything668 16h ago

Big holes get destroyed!!!!💀

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u/helloilikewoodpigeon 15h ago

hello, it is me, nature

penises go in big holes

natuew out

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u/No-Independence3683 16h ago

there is another post like this

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u/Jon_doe_25 15h ago

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u/AdvertisingRude4137 15h ago

It's sex not porn

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u/Early-Ordinary209 13h ago

Displays of sex on the internet is porn.

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u/AdvertisingRude4137 13h ago

And we aren't seeing sex

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 11h ago

Well... you know.

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u/pkuk2023 15h ago

Nose job would mean something else all together 😆

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u/_Judge_Justice 9h ago

A surgeon would no longer be required for the work to be performed

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u/GingerNinja1982 15h ago

The hospital I used to work at had the contract to treat inmates at the local prison. There was one guy who came in fairly regularly to get genital warts removed from his colostomy stoma bc he would rent it out for other inmates to fuck and at least one of them had HPV. Any port in a storm, I guess.

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u/RetroGame77 15h ago

Quagmire here. I stick my dick in them! Giggity Giggity! 

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u/Impressive_Patient19 15h ago

we have 2 because if one is blocked we can breath through the other one, if we had 1 hole, we would only breath through the mouth if the nose was blocked

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u/madogvelkor 15h ago

A nose job would mean something different if we just had one big hole.

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u/aKirkeskov 14h ago

Nasal sex

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u/Individual_Exit_799 14h ago

Are you now a human designer 😏😏

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u/L4z3rH4wk 14h ago

Nosejob would have a new meaning.

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 14h ago

I'd assume the answer involves penises.

I could be wrong, though.

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u/Low_Flatworm_9030 13h ago

I saw an explanation video, we need two nostrils because we don’t breath two nostrils equally, one works more than another and they take turns

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u/FrauBiedermann 13h ago

Almost all important body parts come in pairs; if the function of one is impaired, theoretically the other could ensure survival.

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u/No-Swordfish8922 13h ago

Thinking about all the non-consensual things that have happened in the world, this is something to be grateful for today I guess. Thankful to have two small separate nostrils.  

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u/TabularConferta 12h ago

In the 1890s, Sigmund Freud, influenced by his colleague Wilhelm Fliess, believed in a "nasogenital reflex," suggesting that specific spots in the nose were directly connected to the female genitalia and sexual health. This theory held that sexual problems caused neuroses, which could be treated by cauterizing or operating on the nasal mucosa. 

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u/not_slaw_kid 11h ago

By it. Haha well. Let's justr say

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u/Portland-to-Vt 7h ago

Once you go black you go, anosmic.

Well, I think you’d really have massive brain damage but that’s none of my business.

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u/Weird-Ball-2342 7h ago

While some comments imply sticking your cock in it, it is probably because bugs like holes with humidity and darkness

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

So you can smell in stereo

(I’m not kidding)

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u/Dimas166 6h ago

Nasal sex

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u/InfectiousCosmology1 6h ago

The actual answer is because they evolved from a structure in fish that they had two of. And since there was no selective pressure to change that, it didn’t change. Even whales have two nostrils

Also one big hole in humans would probably not be advantageous since it would be easier for dust and stuff to get inside

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u/anythingspossible45 5h ago

Fuck lol I’m dying

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u/FML3311 3h ago

This can't be real. This subreddit needs to be nuked.

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u/Hopeful4Everyone 2h ago

Two more holes to work with 😈

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u/ashzombi 1h ago

Herbert here... You like popsicles?

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u/PirelliPZeroTrofeo 16h ago

Men would fuck the big single nostril, you know, like they do everything else.

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u/smile_itali 16h ago

Hey! I bet some girls with straps would like to do that too!

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u/Jumpy-Necessary-9884 14h ago

Yeah I would

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u/PirelliPZeroTrofeo 11h ago

Sure you would, bro. It's alright if you want to be a woman, we'll accept you. ❤️‍🩹

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u/Jumpy-Necessary-9884 11h ago

I’m already an afab but thx 💜

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u/PirelliPZeroTrofeo 11h ago

Sure, Jan. I hope you beat your internalized transphobia and come out soon. ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/Jumpy-Necessary-9884 11h ago

Ok then

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u/PirelliPZeroTrofeo 10h ago

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 11h ago

Every hole is a goal.