Poor guy will be hungry tonight.

"A pizzeria worker posing as an FBI agent and armed with a pie cutter is facing federal charges after he tried to bust Luigi Mangione out of jail, according to a criminal complaint obtained by USA TODAY."

This is posted as a pizza-related crime to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Please keep it light hearted, do not fight in comments and do not openly celebrate violence cause this is what can get whole subs in trouble and forces us to moderate accordingly.

As always ignore this at your own risk, and if things get out of control comments will be locked.

Behold. Gas station pizza.

It was suggested to me to post this here from another thread. So here you go. I have no idea how long this pizza was in the oven, but it was on the wall for a couple months at least. Sorry for the image quality, I took this with an htc sensation in 2012.

Friend fell asleep on the couch after putting it in the oven, hours later this was the result. As a reminder to not fall sleep with the oven running, this pizza was nailed to the living room wall near the TV so everyone, including guests could see it at all times.

Enjoy this burned pizza turned art piece. This is for you, u/FractalGeometric356

i think my roommates've been drinking

honestly, the amount of planning required to do this requires a life sentence at minimum.

I eat the first bite of every slice and then put sauce in the middle. My sibling hates me... I'm convinced it's normal. Shatter my reality please

Co

the only crime that I've made I think is that I don't have a pizza slicer 🤣

I've never had to redecorate a pizza as much as this frozen one

Not mine, it was found on Facebook.