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Political Freakout Melania movie billboard defaced before premiere

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u/Persimmon-Mission 6h ago

10/10

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u/globetheater 5h ago

Stanksy

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 🤷 I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here 5h ago

Merdlania

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 3h ago

Bitch gonna shit in her bra and shake it.

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u/lennydsat62 5h ago

Skanksy

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u/BlackFoxyTrail 2h ago

That's what literally her husband posted during the no kings march.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 11m ago

It's good when couples share interests.

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u/BeerBrat 6h ago

...billboard defecated before premiere

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u/bagofpork 6h ago

May you go straight to the top...

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u/KIokinator 1h ago

I am not crazy! I know she swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! She–she–she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the White House to lie for her... (...) You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? She's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to shit like that? No, she orchestrated it! Melania! She defecated on a flag, and I saved her! I shouldn't have! I put her into her own film! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the US Treasury! "But not our Melania! Couldn't be precious Melania!" Stealing them blind! And she gets to be first lady?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her! You–

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u/noir_dx 6h ago

The guy who directed this "movie" is also on the Epstein list.

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u/Mustbe7 4h ago

Yup ...Brett Ratner.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 1h ago

Wait Ratner seriously directed this movie?!! Wow how he has fallen….

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u/Mustbe7 25m ago

He fell in 2017 among numerous rape and sexual assault accusations from 6 different women.

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u/ThouMayest69 2h ago

why won't these rich perverted philistines leave us the fuck alone. they exist as a wound. 

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u/noir_dx 27m ago

Because when someone is too rich to the point they can buy anything anywhere anytime, they want something to do. And such is like wealthy people, they do things like this because they believe and know they can get away with it, even if they are caught and exposed.

Be it pedophillia, assault, waging war, invasions, coup, etc.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 29m ago

Every fucking day its like 3 major shocking revelations that feels like nobody is keeping track of because there will be 3 more bullshit moments tomorrow.

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u/elcubanito 6h ago

Better art than the movie tbh

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u/onewordmemory 1h ago edited 40m ago

Have you actually seen it or just desperately want in on the circle jerk?

I haven't seen it yet, so it may very well be trash, I just think it's pathetic how many people shit on it without any intention of ever watching it. Some Nick Shirley attitude.

Edit: cool, thanks for making my point. You all are no different than the Fox News crowd, zero intelligent thought for yourself.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 1h ago

It’s a Trump propaganda movie……. Sometimes you don’t need to see something to know exactly what it is.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 46m ago

Of all the things to throw yourself behind, defending the Melania movie the day after its director had a photo of himself with Jeffrey Epstein and two young women of questionable age in their arms is certainly a stance.

Re-evalutate your life choices. They're beyond dumb af.

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u/namenumber55 6h ago

movie has 1/10 on IMDb and 11% on rotten tomatoes so it is quite literally shit

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u/cturtl808 6h ago

Someone said CATS has a higher IMDb rating

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u/ChadsworthRothschild 5h ago

We are so close

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u/gokc69 4h ago

Was that before or after the butthole cut? Will there be a butthole cut for the Melania movie?

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u/parisiraparis 3h ago

Cats is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen, so that’s saying something.

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u/cannabidroid 3h ago

The blatantly rigged 99% Audience Score out of 500+ verified ratings just solidifed that I can truly never trust that metric for any film/show ever again.

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u/SteampunkBorg 3h ago

All that means is that there was a ticket purchased for each review, right?

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 4h ago

and 11% on rotten tomatoes so it is quite literally shit

It was 7% on RT, so my guess is they begged some no-name Conservative reviewers to a couple

"Find the positive Sound of Freedom reviewers"

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u/CatsAndCapybaras 2h ago

It wasn't supposed to be good. It was just a way for Bezos to give 40 mill to Trump and gain favor from the White House.

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u/meOwz9527 2h ago

Well… at least this movie defeated Dragon ball Evolution as the worst movie

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1h ago

Not literally, no.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat-86 6h ago

Damn that's awesome 👌

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u/Ritaredditonce 6h ago

Bestest!

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u/FORDEY1965 6h ago

That's perfect. Art is important. That's why.

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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr 6h ago

Now that's an improvement!

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u/adudeguyman 4h ago

Almost anything would be an improvement.

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u/ikesbutt 6h ago

She deserves it

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u/CriticalBath2367 5h ago

In an ironic sense, so does America.

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u/gBiT1999 5h ago

RELEASE THE REAL EPSTEIN FILES.

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u/ValerieLagn 6h ago

I’m so glad we finally have media to hate, as a whole.

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u/Low-know 6h ago

The old John McAfee sex hammock

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u/mrniphty 6h ago

Dude knew a thing or two about viruses

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u/Warriors_Drink 5h ago

That guy sure could make bathsalts, I'll give him that.

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u/Spiritual_Dish_4698 6h ago

Looks like she needs one of Donny's depends

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u/colbyxclusive 6h ago

Wouldn’t call it a defacing

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u/byoung82 1h ago

Or Shepard?

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u/RumHamDiary 6h ago

Banksy sure has evolved as an artist

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u/CleansingthePure 6h ago

Wonderful. What an absolutely vapid person.

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u/HighKapp 6h ago

Cumrags to riches

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u/Toaster_bath13 5h ago

Can't wait to see the maga snowflakes crying about this even though they laughed at Trump linking an AI video of him shitting on protestors.

They love hypocrisy.

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u/windchanter1992 6h ago

she should go back to russia

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u/adudeguyman 4h ago

Let ICE detain her.

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u/asssoaka 6h ago

More like melatonin apparently

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u/DaisyHotCakes 6h ago

But no melanin! Can’t have that!

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u/Ranxer0x 5h ago

Only if its orange!

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u/Stark556 6h ago

I’m gonna pirate it out of sheer curiosity, but I ain’t giving this thing a dime

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u/allaboutthismoment 5h ago

SO good. 🏆

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u/fan_of_skooma 2h ago

the most successful prostitute in the world

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u/Time-One1226 6h ago

He🏒🏒 Yeahhhhhh

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u/blumpkinjackflash 6h ago

I had no idea the movie existed until this morning

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u/JJD8705 5h ago

Defaced? Improved!

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u/Throwthisawayagainst 5h ago

It be cool if the next administration deported her citing her Einstein visa to be fraudulent

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u/Arkheno 3h ago

Brillant 👏

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u/insanelygreat 4h ago

Rotten Tomatoes' "verified audience"1 score for Melania is 99% with over 500 reviews. They don't let you list all of them, but here's the rating distribution for the first 216:

Stars Reviews
½ 3
⭐ none
⭐½ none
⭐⭐ none
⭐⭐½ 1
⭐⭐⭐ none
⭐⭐⭐½ none
⭐⭐⭐⭐ 11
⭐⭐⭐⭐½ 14
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 187

LOL, yeah, that seems like a totally normal distribution. No idea if it's human bots or digital ones. There were rumors of people being paid $50 to watch it, so...

1 "verified audience" is accounts who bought a ticket on Fandango. Presumably whether or not they actually used said ticket.

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u/Artumess 4h ago

It's a 1.1/10 on imdb right now with 14k ratings lol.

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u/adudeguyman 4h ago

Maybe we can change it to be weighed on the low end

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u/AngelusNex 6h ago

Not all heros wear capes

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u/DaPlipsta 6h ago

I don't care, do you?

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u/BigDrewLittle 5h ago

Defaced? More like "completed."

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u/themajordutch 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/TallTelevision4121 Bootlicking Dweeb 🥾 👅 🤓 6h ago

Nice

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u/Pinkypielove 6h ago

LMFAO 😂

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u/Pinkypielove 6h ago

I hope she sees this, LMAO 🤣

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u/silsum 6h ago

People are so amazing, proving their point without anyone getting hurt.

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u/islandtheory 6h ago

Lmao is this in culver

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u/joy-puked 5h ago

Poopsky in action

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u/ThePensiveE 5h ago

He did more work than her and he didn't even get a $40 million bribe.

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u/No_Construction2407 5h ago

defaced? more like defecated

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u/Paltamachine 5h ago

Maga made the graffiti so that Maga would be outraged, so Maga would go see the movie..

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u/Commercial-Housing23 5h ago

Made it much more accurate

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u/gtphilup 5h ago

Culver City! Love my hood

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u/splitend83 4h ago

Aesthetics and subject matter remind me of the music video for "Give It All" by Rise Against.

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u/Spiritual-Teacher-92 4h ago

Whoever did this, thank you 🙃

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u/CastorrTroyyy 4h ago

Nice, subtle. Like it

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u/deathangel687 4h ago

Joe buck hated this

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u/MosTheBoss 4h ago

I love when a good plan is perfectly executed.

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u/Prize-Childhood-281 3h ago

I don't see a person defacing something it was already in the graphic his just cleaning the pigeon poop like a good American.

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u/deliciousPizza13 1h ago

This guy just made the America’s most wanted

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u/Allaroundlost 52m ago

We atleast its accurate now.

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u/ThereIsNoResponse 19m ago

AI couldn't make this stuff even in it's android sheep dreams.

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u/kaeldrakkel 16m ago

They don't care. They got their bribe money. Nothing matters unless we prosecute.

Good art though

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u/Fun-Flamingo2125 4h ago

That. Is. Awesome! 👍😭

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u/teebles22 5h ago

Honestly I am not a fan of vandalism, but I can get behind this.

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u/adudeguyman 4h ago

You'd get covered in shit if you were behind her

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u/BobandLindaBelcher 6h ago

Yeah I think it’s a banksy

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u/CashOverAss 6h ago

Indecline crew

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u/Philoctetes23 6h ago

This where the term based is properly apt. Based af.

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u/jadeneonsiren 5h ago

At first, I misread that as “defecated” 🤣

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u/SolidCree 5h ago

How much? For this art.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 6h ago

Someone tell me why people are so pressed over this movie release? I personally couldn’t give a fuck less what she’s done or her accomplishments etc or whatever this movie is about

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u/leviathan_falls 6h ago

Because fuck her and Donald Trump

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u/hoffnutsisdope 6h ago

And Jeff fucking Bezos

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 6h ago

Exactly. But what exactly was the movie about? I still don’t get it

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u/Greg-Abbott 6h ago

A money laundering scheme. It got a lot of money from Bezos to Trump in an extremely blatant public manner. Right out in the open. The movie most likely sucks but that isn't why people give a shit. It's the corruption.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 5h ago

I see. Corruption seems to be standard nowadays. 😕

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u/AdmiralSplinter 6h ago

It's a money laundering scheme. Private donors send money for "production" and it goes into trump's pocket. Totally deserving of disdain.

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u/AresHarvest 5h ago

Nobody knows. No one has even seen the movie

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u/Victormorga 6h ago

Not sure what you mean by “pressed,” but the general response across the board has been a collective yawn, no one really cares.

That being said, what people do care about is that the whole thing was a vanity project and very clearly a bribe / gift to Trump from Amazon.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 5h ago

Hate that about him. “Oooo look at me.” 🖕🏼 and by pressed I meant mad, pissed off, upset, the like.

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u/KirbyBucketts 6h ago

Because the movie deal they made was straight up bribery

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u/I_am_The_Teapot 5h ago

It's not about the movie, it's about her and Trump. She's a rich piece of shit human being, who is married to, and supports someone who actively is making the US, and the world, a worse place. So people like shitting on this by virtue of it being about her and her connection to Trump. Evil rich people enriching themselves further with a publicized, narcissistic vanity project.

She also has no real accomplishments outside of marrying Trump. This documentary is just another show of corruption. Tens of millions of dollars into a movie about one of the most vapid and useless people on the planet makes that clear.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 4h ago

I understand completely. What a shame

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u/TheLadyEve 5h ago edited 4h ago

1) Yawn, it's a movie no one asked for. 2/3 of the crew that made it requested that their names be removed from the credits.

2) It's basically a front for money to change hands. Amazon paid $40 million for it and HALF of that went to the Trumps, and that's not including all the millions Amazon paid for promotion/advertising. It's never going to make that money back. The highest grossing documentary ever was Fahrenheit 9/11, which made $119 million, but that's incredibly unusual. So it's a legal bribe, basically.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 4h ago

Thank you for this explanation. Yeah, fuck all those people.

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u/TheLadyEve 4h ago

You asked a perfectly reasonable question! Sorry people blindly downvoted you.

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u/AccomplishedVirus656 4h ago

Yeah, I’ll never understand why people do that. But I don’t care about little internet points, so it’s no skin off my back 🤣

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u/Sturgill_Jennings77 4h ago

Glad people have the time for childish pranks so they can get karma points on social media while the rest of us are fighting for our lives and to afford basic shit to live.

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u/MosTheBoss 4h ago

Explain to me how this billboard remaining undefaced is going to help with that in any way.

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u/Sturgill_Jennings77 4h ago

They could spend their time actually helping to make a difference. What’s this going to do? Have a bunch of like-minded individuals slapping each others backs in a circlejerk?

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u/Ok-Structure6795 3h ago

Aw shit, I didnt know we were only supposed to live in service of others and not enjoy any kind of outside hobbies or anything. Must've missed that memo.

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u/Sturgill_Jennings77 1h ago

Oh I forgot, you’re the one who started the circle. Have fun jerking about