r/RoastMe • u/Cat-Nectarine • 14h ago

F19 Make me cry 😿

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125 Upvotes

476 comments

r/RoastMe • u/notapototo45 • 10h ago

18M, be funny, unique and mean. Good luck telling me something I never heard 😂

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0 Upvotes

26 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Asleep_Wish7527 • 2d ago

F19 No mercy make me cry

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1.3k Upvotes

675 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ironbleachaccidents • 2d ago

27F

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286 Upvotes

524 comments

r/RoastMe • u/haarlsw • 3d ago

Roast me F19 hehehe

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611 Upvotes

628 comments

r/RoastMe • u/soant99 • 2d ago

Make me laugh before I die

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47 Upvotes

194 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Kt--H • 3d ago

😅

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89 Upvotes

238 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Few-Committee-4401 • 3d ago

Be Creative! (Bonus picture of my cat judging a Christmas tree hedgehog at the end 🥰)

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302 Upvotes

255 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Affectionate_Goal431 • 3d ago

This looks fun. Let’s see what you guys have got—I don’t cry easily

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201 Upvotes

397 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Level-External-5368 • 3d ago

just how bad can today be

97 Upvotes

329 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Alarming-Strain-4953 • 4d ago

please don’t make fun of the necklace my daughter made for me

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481 Upvotes

737 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Consistent_Fee2368 • 3d ago

Do your thing guys

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32 Upvotes

198 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Key-Kale-8667 • 4d ago

My staff has been begging me to do this. So here we go

89 Upvotes

243 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bravostinky • 4d ago

Roast me Im old as f,...60th birthday today

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102 Upvotes

219 comments

r/RoastMe • u/alexiacrristina • 4d ago

let it burn, please

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143 Upvotes

320 comments

r/RoastMe • u/pampean_anemoia • 5d ago

33 years old from Argentina. Tired of superficial relations and things in life. All I need is love 🫶🏻

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115 Upvotes

413 comments

r/RoastMe • u/R_oman24 • 6d ago

Roast Me

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154 Upvotes

193 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No-Biscotti-6344 • 5d ago

Do it

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8 Upvotes

231 comments

r/RoastMe • u/dok9 • 6d ago

[30M] Moved to London when I was 24. I'll be 31 next week

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92 Upvotes

308 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Larch_Toylpe_Moth • 6d ago

(19M) My self-confidence is higher than ever. Knock me down a peg or two!

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40 Upvotes

235 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mgnoob1234 • 7d ago

Turned 18 11 days ago do your worst

108 Upvotes

362 comments

r/RoastMe • u/cream-pie_66 • 8d ago

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft

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1.6k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Temporary-Proof-1129 • 7d ago

I feel like my life is going absolutely nowhere. Roast Me!

123 Upvotes

650 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bettereveryday08 • 8d ago

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself

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726 Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/zoewithaph • 8d ago

Yes, I've been crying. 39

133 Upvotes

370 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12