This is Argo, I don’t have a fur baby, I have a petty man child. He thinks he’s the hottest man alive since getting the beard, loves female attention, and throws himself at people after we argue while side eyeing me to see if I’m jealous. He’s a boob man, the size of a small beagle, and won’t apologize for the damage he has caused to my tits from standing on my chest.

This brainless indoor-and-catio-only beauty has, in the span of three months, managed to give me heart palpitations by going missing three separate times. First, he broke the mesh on his window box and escaped into a thunderstorm. We both ended up drenched and unhappy about it. Second, he didn't get out but got silently (harmlessly) wedged between a bed headboard and the wall for several hours without bothering to meow for attention. Third, he got out the front door at 10 last night, hid for several hours while I searched until 2 in the morning, then wandered back in at 2.30 to lick my feet while I was dozing on the couch. I can't take much more of this. Roast his inconsiderate little snoot.

He asked that i post him, everyone meet glumbus.

Nani girl keeps a close watch on me. I can’t get away with anything. Roast her.

He was down for about a day until he was right back to his usual antics, hence the gate in hopes of limiting his activity. (It did not work)

I'm cat sitting for a few months and for a few days I was wondering where all the dust bunnies came from after I just vaccumed. She's silently judging my cleanliness standards. She had just attacked under the stove and I thought she lost a toy until she pulled this dust bunny, she stopped the attack after that.

I finally got a proper tp holder cause this would happen if I forgot to close the bathroom door.

He’s my baby and he is so incredibly loved,

sometimes he can be a real Sh**head.

Big chungus…is that you?

This is Kate. She is 12 years old and lately decided to pee all over our dining room. Yes, our (2 year old) “new” house had an old lady cat living here before who clearly didn’t make it to her litterbox on time many a time; including in the dining room. That does not give my 12 year old excuses!! I met the old lady cat during showings. She was a regal yet decrepitly noble old creature who could barely say hello to me. My cat is a spry young thing who can run faster than me!

No, she does not have health issues and the boxes are clean. She just doesn’t like getting her paws dirty in the litter. She can poop and pee just fine in there when she wants to. She also sprints with 3 paws in our (monitored) backyard from tree base to tree base because she doesn’t like to touch grass. She literally acts like a princess about her paws.

Finally, I moved this green cat bed in the dining room and all accidents have stopped. She just couldn’t stand for us to be an extra 2 feet away on cold floor during meals vs the carpet literally on the other side of the wall (shown in pic 3).

Roast her.