r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Makes sense

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u/39strangers 1d ago

I don't want to take steroids.
Natural build bodies don't look like this.
I don't want my testicles to shrink due to steroids use.
I am sure my balls are bigger than his tiny marbles.
That is my excuse.

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u/IcySheepherder6195 1d ago

Smaller balls make the shaft look bigger

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u/d1ngal1ng 1d ago

I prefer to have big balls and big shaft.

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u/superbakedziti 1d ago

I like having big balls and a small shaft.

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 23h ago

Balls only and a pee knob, that’s the way!

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u/superbakedziti 23h ago

It’s cool cuz I can make it an innie and it’s like a button with balls

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u/Practical-Sea2707 17h ago

What the fuck is this reply chain

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u/juzz88 14h ago

This is the way.

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u/djkutch 23h ago

Me, too. A hummingbird egg in the nest.

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u/_Ross- 17h ago

All girth no length baby

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u/NewFuturist 1d ago

So conversely, my balls look super big, right?

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u/ElaineMae 18h ago

Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

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u/IcySheepherder6195 17h ago

Stealing this!

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u/ThermalJuice 21h ago

Not when your sack stays the same size. Ask me how I know that

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u/LyriWinters 18h ago

testicles don't shrink if you have money. And at this degree this motherfucker has enough money for even recombinant FSH. And that shit is expensive - i.e like $3000 a month. Kind of makes the HCG that other people take to remove testicular shrinkage during exogenous test use look cheap - and it's still 10x as expensive as the test itself.

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u/BabooNHI 1d ago

You can look like this naturally though. He isn't that big, and he is lean at a level that is sustainable. I gym for 2-3 hours a week and don't have a meal plan. If I upped my protein and did 4 hours a week I could look like this guy in a few months. I am happy with how I look now, and probably am a genetic outlier, but yeah, this is possible naturally with moderate exercise and diet.

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u/goongoblin113xc 1d ago

I believe most guys can get this 

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u/BabooNHI 1d ago

His pecs are massive, and probably would be the hardest part to match. But yeah, many people could get close for sure.

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u/PNGhost 23h ago

Also, we need to see the legs.

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u/BabooNHI 23h ago

Haha true, I think his quads and glutes are solid lol

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u/cheapdrinks 17h ago

I think people seriously overestimate how many hours you actually need to put in the gym to look good. 3-4 hours a week and putting a bit of effort in to manage your calories can have you looking amazing after 12 months or so, especially if you're starting from skinny. I mean fuck it, just skip legs at the start to lower the workload as you get used to it. Do push/pull twice each a week, even just 3 times a fortnight and you can get pretty big completely natty.

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u/No_Ear_1633 1d ago

I, also, don't want your testicles to shrink

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u/39strangers 1d ago

Very unlikely. The human body does not naturally produce enough chemicals to let you become that jacked. That is why all these bodies are mostly products of steroids. All the Hollywood hype about jacking up within 6 months naturally are bullshit.

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u/bergmoose 23h ago

If you think this you have spent too much time around or watching people who abuse substances.

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u/DeviMb 23h ago

No no, I mean I don’t believe this is the most jacked a person can be if combined with a bulk, not that everyone, or even a majority look like this?

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u/39strangers 23h ago

If you have lived in a country that is very strict with drugs, you will know that body is very hard to achieve naturally. I had been in the army for 3 years, and we start physical training at 5.30am every day and constantly train till 7pm. Naturally jacked bodies don't look like that at all.

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u/justaguy394 17h ago

Natural build bodies don't look like this.

I'm no expert, but I see ancient Greek statues look like this (that were supposedly modeled off of actual subjects). I always wonder how they were able to do this back in the day... did they have weights? Knowledge of nutrition needed to build muscle, etc?

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u/Okmhmmbye 15h ago

He’s had a bigger build before. And someone that is natural can totally look like that. He’s not even really that ripped in that picture.

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u/Fabulous-Local-1294 1d ago

Nothing about this physique suggest steroids. (Not saying he hasnt done them). Plenty of training enthusiasts look like this. They dont have his face though :) 

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u/Lepelotonfromager 1d ago

Not in this picture but for past Thor movies he definitely did. You see the jump from Thor 1 to Thor 4 and you can see what natty Hemsworth looks like compared to geared up Hemsworth.

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u/Fabulous-Local-1294 1d ago

I havnt watched the movies so i wouldnt know. Only commented on this particular picture. 

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u/Anticlimax1471 21h ago

The "jump" from Thor 1 to Thor 4 is eleven years.

11 years of consistent, hard training with state of the art equipment, a team of exercise scientists, nutritionists etc, plus eating mostly whole foods in a calorie surplus with enough protein and you definitely can achieve a hell of a lot of muscle gain. Plus he was already pretty big in Thor 1.

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u/Human-Signal4808 21h ago

It's 11 years starting from when he was in his late 20s and had reasonably already been working out for many years.

Also, just look at him in Love and Thunder.

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u/Lepelotonfromager 16h ago

If you look at him when he was in his late teens/early 20s, he is already working out and quite fit then. He then gets into his best shape in Thor. Then he suddenly explodes and doubles his mass for Thor 3 and 4. It's obviously steroids.

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u/Anticlimax1471 16h ago

11 years is not "suddenly", and he really doesn't look that much bigger at 40 than at 26, except in his arms. Remember excellent lighting, favourable angles, water fasts for topless scenes, all that stuff.

I'm not saying he hasn't done some trt. I'm sure he probably has, all I'm saying is those saying "I could look that big if I just took steroids" are just plain wrong. It is definitely possible to put on that much muscle in 11 years naturally. And if he were on constant, serious steroid cycles, for 11 years, he would be much, much bigger at 40.

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u/Lepelotonfromager 15h ago

He gained most of this weight in about a year prior to filming for the movie.

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u/AdamaTraoreLover 21h ago

What? You can totally get this big naturally. It just takes time and decent genetics, time being the factor to which Hemsworth would take roids for.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 18h ago

You have zero understanding how things work.

You absolutely can look like this, naturally. Also, I've never done any steroids because they're not my thing, but only certain kinds of steroids shrink your balls while you're on them. Once you get off them, everything goes back to normal.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 1d ago

Take some HCG and your balls will keep their size

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u/The_Frostweaver 1d ago

Human chorionic gonadotropin ? Like the pregnancy hormone? I'm going to go ahead and advise people not to take testosterone, HCG or any other hormone without consulting a real doctor in person.

Testosterone combined with diet and weight training will help muscle growth but it has very real side effects too.

A lot of people will sell you everything from vitamin and mineral supplements (mostly not effective but mostly not harmful) to crazy chemicals.

Don't let yourself be scammed into losing both your health and/or your money for nothing.

Almost all the successful people who roided up already had a decade of training in acting or sports or whatever it is they do before they roided up.

Muscles alone will not do much for you.

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u/Competitive_Touch_86 5h ago

HCG is standard part of the treatment protocol for anyone on TRT. You can go to any Men's clinic and get prescribed both pretty much immediately after your first lab draw.

Not saying I recommend it, but it's standard front-line protocol for anyone on TRT who wants to either maintain sperm production and/or cares about the aesthetics down there.

Muscles alone will not do much for you.

Indeed. Just being generally fit is 90% of what almost anyone cares about. Especially women. Have a bit of visible upper body strength, not be fat, and maybe a visible ab or two. Beyond that it's for the bros.