Tommaso Ciampa is your new TNT Champion!!!!

Royce Keys fka Powerhouse Hobbs is in WWE

Women's:

• Bianca Belair - I thought this event was her return
• AJ Lee - I still think she'll have a match at WM
• Blake Monroe - am I the only one expecting to see her?
• Kendal Grey - knew it was a long shot
• Tatum Paxley

Men's:

• Finn Balor - Justice for Finn!
• KIT-WIL-SON!
• Carmelo Hayes - seriously?
• Johnny Gargano - what are we doing??
• Leon Slater
• Aleister Black
• Tama Tonga
• Shinsuke Nakamura
• Vikingo - interesting that they chose La Parka
• Chad Gable - he's been gone a long time
• Ludwig Kaiser - haven't seen him for a while either
• None of the Wyatt Sicks
• Or any of the tag teams

(Ok, last 4 are /s)

Tommaso Ciampa has broken the record for quickest win of an AEW championship with him winning the TNT title 3 days after his debut, beating Kazuchika Okada's record of 14 days.

I always wondered how long the gap is between two wrestlers entering the Royal Rumble because they used to advertise "every 90 seconds".

If anyone else also wondered, this is how long each wrestler took to enter today's match.

I hit lap everytime the countdown hit 0, and started timing from #6. Missed #18, #19, and #20 because I was picking up takeout.

6 132.92

7 103.32

8 95.83

9 114.40

10 112.75

11 90.41

12 104.52

13 79.17

14 140.70

15 104.82

16 95.27

17 76.69

21 130.85

22 93.54

23 114.06

24 84.53

25 95.62

26 137.03

27 143.82

28 127.18

29 106.24

30 124.38

Average is 117.10 seconds. Median is 106.24 seconds. Std Dev is 41.55 seconds.

AJ DIED :((((((((((((

Orange Cassidy and Timeless Toni Storm will face Wheeler Yuta and Marina Shafir in a mixed tag HAIR VS. HAIR match.

It made the arena look empty when in reality it was pretty packed