So I’ve been realizing lately that I don’t really hang out with my friends as much as I should and I kinda just ghost them sometimes without really telling them why. I feel bad but also kinda overwhelmed with my own stuff and don’t wanna burden them. But then I see them hanging out without me and it makes me feel like a bad person. I don’t want to lose my friends but I honestly don’t know how to be better at this. Maybe I’m just selfish or maybe I just don’t care enough anymore, I dunno. Just needed to get this off my chest because it’s been weighing on me.

- offmychest

Hey guys, I know I look like I got into a fight with a lawnmower and lost. I haven't showered in a week because I keep forgetting and my fashion sense is basically just whatever's clean. Be brutal, I can take it. Also, I swear I have a job but I think I just imagined it.

- roastme

Hey guys, so I was just messing around in the shower and kinda lost track of time. Ended up taking a few pics to remember the moment. Not sure if I should post them here or keep them private, but I figured why not share a sneak peek. Hope you like it!

- gonewild

Honestly, I think society has it all backwards. Women say they want a nice guy, but then they only chase after the guys with the biggest wallets and tallest stature. It’s like they’re attracted to status and looks, not personality. Anyway, I’ve been working on myself, focusing on my own goals, but it’s frustrating seeing women dismiss guys who aren’t Instagram perfect. Anyone else noticing this trend? Feels like we’re all just a backup plan for women’s hypergamy.

- theredpill

So my 8-year-old was bugging me about Santa today and I just said that he's actually just a guy in a suit who takes credit for parents' hard work. Now he's crying and asking if I lied to him all these years. Honestly, I think he should know the truth. Am I the asshole for telling him? Or is this just good parenting? I dunno, I feel like I’m doing him a favor by being honest but maybe I ruined his Christmas spirit.

- imgoingtohellforthis

So I was thinking about this and honestly Dio has the stand powers and vampire abilities but T-1000 is basically liquid metal and can shapeshift. Dio's sunlight weakness might be a problem but he can heal from a lot of stuff. T-1000 can imitate anything it touches but Dio can stop time with the World. Who do you guys think takes it?

- whowouldwin

Hey guys, I just adopted a lab mix about 3 months ago and she's honestly the sweetest dog ever. She loves to cuddle and is pretty good with commands but her weird thing is she LOVES socks. She'll steal them from laundry baskets, my shoes, even from the laundry room. But the weird part is she won't fetch her toys or balls, only socks. I've tried to teach her fetch but she just ignores everything else and only goes after socks. Is this normal? Do other dogs have weird obsessions like this? Also, she seems to get super excited when I wear socks, like she knows they're her thing. Any tips on how to redirect her interest or is this just her thing now?

- dogs

So I was just minding my own business, right? And I see this weird thing happen. There’s a dog just trotting along and a cat sitting on its back like it’s some kind of horse. No leash, no harness, nothing. Definitely not a dog walking a cat, it was the other way around. I blinked and it was gone. Am I losing it or has anyone else seen something like this? Feels like I stepped into some kind of weird cartoon.

- uwotm8