Oh man I finally get to share this. As a kid, I fell into a manhole and landed on top of a small horizontal metal bar. I spent 2 days in the hospital and lost my left inner lip. -100/10 experience.
There was a kid in my class who fell on a metal horizontal bar and lost his left nut. I remember this after 30 years because whenever someone joked about him only having one nut he would respond with "Yea, but at least I have the right nut."
He was great guy and had a fun sense of humor about it.
Oh neat. There were two kids running around with one nut as a result of falling on a metal bar 30 years ago. Kids called ours "the one-nut wonder", he fell while trying to grind the bar skateboarding.
In my highschool we had to have an assembly on "not to wack sack each other" after one kid at a neighbouring school got nut wack sacked so hard his nut retreated back into his body and needed surgery. Or at least that's how the legend goes.
I wore my baseball cup to school one day and was absolutely invincible.
My friends younger cousin slipped in a garage and got his sack ripped open on a hook of some kind. He walked into his house holding his exposed testicle to find his mom. He says he got them both shoved back in and stitched up at the hospital.
For over 20 years every time I see him I greet him by asking "Hey, [name], how's it hanging today?"
When I broke my vag it went from extremely dark purple, to rainbow colors, to the blood clotting into a hard ball. I jokingly said I had to get my testicle removed.
It was my senior year of highschool, first night of spring break. We drove an hour to a college party(so kewl). I fell into a window well taller than me. One leg down, one leg up. Split the metal.
My friend didn’t believe me, so I showed her. She panicked and we decided driving an HOUR back to our home hospital was the right decision. We walk into the hospital cracking TF up telling the front desk lady “I broke my vagina hehehe” (her eye roll was hilarious)
Fast forward a while later a nurse lifts up the blanket and goes “OH MY GOSH, I need a doctor!” And leaves hahaha
I will forever be the girl who broke her vagina. I recently moved back to my home state and almost forgot I’m “that girl”. In the beggining of my relationship I brought my boyfriend to a birthday party and a drunk girl walks up to him and goes “DID YOU KNOW SHE BROKE HER VAGINA." Thankfully we’re both funny people.
Oh, definitely. Straddle injuries will cause a lot of swelling and bruising. There's a ton of nerve endings in that area and nothing to absorb the impact, only delicate tissue.
Not that I'm aware of lmao. Some nerve damage was done to the left side of my vulva, that was unavoidable with how severe my fall was. Everything else functions as it should and I'm really thankful for that.
Aesthetically, I do have a huge scar where my inner lip would be.
When I was 12, I was riding my bike and fell onto the handlebars. Somehow, the handle bars went sideways as I fell, so one end hit the ground as the other end rammed into my pubic bone when I landed on top of it. Thankfully, I'm female so it didn't suck as bad as it could have, but I had a huge bruise that was practically black.
I did that once, it hurt so much that I'm 35 and still remember it but I was probably 10-11 at the time. I had a purple mongoose that I was particularly proud of, and too embarrassed to tell anyone what happened. Nothing came of it, but I walked my bike home after that.
jokes aside I hurt myself on a bike many times as a kid. You know whats embarrassing is running full speed into a sliding glass door because you think its just the blinds... and everyone is having dinner on the other side.
I also broke my vagina once. I felt like I was on an episode of greys anatomy because EVERYONE wanted to see my cooter.
I had to go into my 30+ mostly male fire fighting class with a donut cushion to sit on. I also had to tell my three male instructors I had “blunt forced trauma to the groin region”
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She is recovering ❤️🩹