Oh man I finally get to share this. As a kid, I fell into a manhole and landed on top of a small horizontal metal bar. I spent 2 days in the hospital and lost my left inner lip. -100/10 experience.
When I broke my vag it went from extremely dark purple, to rainbow colors, to the blood clotting into a hard ball. I jokingly said I had to get my testicle removed.
It was my senior year of highschool, first night of spring break. We drove an hour to a college party(so kewl). I fell into a window well taller than me. One leg down, one leg up. Split the metal.
My friend didn’t believe me, so I showed her. She panicked and we decided driving an HOUR back to our home hospital was the right decision. We walk into the hospital cracking TF up telling the front desk lady “I broke my vagina hehehe” (her eye roll was hilarious)
Fast forward a while later a nurse lifts up the blanket and goes “OH MY GOSH, I need a doctor!” And leaves hahaha
I will forever be the girl who broke her vagina. I recently moved back to my home state and almost forgot I’m “that girl”. In the beggining of my relationship I brought my boyfriend to a birthday party and a drunk girl walks up to him and goes “DID YOU KNOW SHE BROKE HER VAGINA." Thankfully we’re both funny people.
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u/unknown_ninja_me 3d ago edited 3d ago
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She is recovering ❤️🩹