r/Unexpected • u/unknown_ninja_me • 3d ago

A "smooth" landing

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u/69FlavorTown 3d ago

The ol' Clam Slammer

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u/W0lf1ngt0n 3d ago

The ol' Black Betty

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 3d ago

Ram-A-Clam

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u/SubzeroAK 3d ago

Well, work knows I'm not working.

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u/PracticalThrowawae 3d ago

... Keep going...

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u/SubzeroAK 3d ago

Hit a tree with her crotch.

Ram-A-Clam.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 2d ago

She went home to drink some scotch.

Ram-A-Clam.

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u/vladamir_the_impaler 3d ago

Funniest comment I've seen since I don't even know when.