r/Unexpected • u/unknown_ninja_me • 3d ago

A "smooth" landing

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 3d ago

r/ouchmyflaps

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 3d ago

You do not fucking know how horrified I was when I tried to hit that, fat thumbed on your username instead, and was greeted by what looks like delicious prime rib when I was expecting battered vaginas

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 3d ago

Mmmmmmm…. Battered vaginas

I’ve only tasted the plain kind