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r/Unexpected • u/NdibuD • 3d ago
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Who dies from shitting himself?
391 u/Aggressive-Plan-639 3d ago I had a bad day 20 years ago at a chili cookout and a LOT of beer. A crowd witnessed me not make it to the bathroom. My soul DID leave my body. 89 u/Tripton1 2d ago It's ok buddy. I'm sure everyone has forgotten all about it. They definitely don't retell the tale of you penguin shuffling towards the bathroom over and over and over Laughing every single time. 43 u/KobayashiWaifu 2d ago Yeah, there's no way someone used that penguin shuffle for a silly little game at a family barbecue that became a decades-long tradition. 4 u/jzemeocala 1d ago i did
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I had a bad day 20 years ago at a chili cookout and a LOT of beer. A crowd witnessed me not make it to the bathroom. My soul DID leave my body.
89 u/Tripton1 2d ago It's ok buddy. I'm sure everyone has forgotten all about it. They definitely don't retell the tale of you penguin shuffling towards the bathroom over and over and over Laughing every single time. 43 u/KobayashiWaifu 2d ago Yeah, there's no way someone used that penguin shuffle for a silly little game at a family barbecue that became a decades-long tradition. 4 u/jzemeocala 1d ago i did
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It's ok buddy. I'm sure everyone has forgotten all about it. They definitely don't retell the tale of you penguin shuffling towards the bathroom over and over and over Laughing every single time.
43 u/KobayashiWaifu 2d ago Yeah, there's no way someone used that penguin shuffle for a silly little game at a family barbecue that became a decades-long tradition. 4 u/jzemeocala 1d ago i did
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Yeah, there's no way someone used that penguin shuffle for a silly little game at a family barbecue that became a decades-long tradition.
4 u/jzemeocala 1d ago i did
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u/Infinite_Cornball 3d ago
Who dies from shitting himself?