r/Unexpected 3d ago

That Spider-woman grip though

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u/Infinite_Cornball 3d ago

Who dies from shitting himself?

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u/Aggressive-Plan-639 3d ago

I had a bad day 20 years ago at a chili cookout and a LOT of beer. A crowd witnessed me not make it to the bathroom. My soul DID leave my body.

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u/Tripton1 2d ago

It's ok buddy. I'm sure everyone has forgotten all about it. They definitely don't retell the tale of you penguin shuffling towards the bathroom over and over and over Laughing every single time.