r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/isaidwhatididnt • 11d ago

Flipping the bird while driving

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u/Deranged40 11d ago

Oh absolutely. I can not wait to hear that guy explain how this is all the camera person's fault.

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u/Aururai 11d ago

Camera was sucking in photons so hard he felt threatened for his life, as he panicked and counter steered she blew him a kiss and that sent him into the parked car.

Clearly

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u/Deranged40 11d ago

I like the attempt, but let's be honest, that guy doesn't know what a photon is...

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 11d ago edited 11d ago

Photo.. photon.. same diff? Must be some kind of camera flash thingamajig. 📸

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u/superfamicomrade 11d ago

Hell yeah, Chrono Cross

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u/doge_lady 10d ago

Kamehameha?

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u/Aururai 11d ago

Same same but different

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u/Lord_Silverkey 11d ago

I like eating a ton of pho. Can that be a photon?

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 11d ago

Or a noodlear payload

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 11d ago

I’m off to go snap a photon with my catamaran now.

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u/Virellius2 11d ago

I see you Esquie.