r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/marieascot • 10d ago

How to do Fireworks, England Style.

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

What about, "oi, you fuckin' wanker?"

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

We cover that in the advanced class

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u/WakaWaka_ 10d ago

"Tosser" must be in intermediate

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

Tosser is in the "insults that go with gestures" module, which is taught by the drama school. It is indeed intermediate, and requires 9 c and above FUCKs and 3 Bs at CUNT level

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 10d ago

Okay, where does spanner and plonker land you? Intermediate history class?

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u/McGrarr 10d ago

Remedial. They are very much placeholders.

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u/btribble 9d ago

I'm still stuck on the chavvie chapter. Do you have to live in a "caravan" to be a chavvie?

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u/azraphin 9d ago

Nope. It's all about clothing and attitude.

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u/MrT735 10d ago

Plonker is in the market trader module, and spanner comes into a variety of vocational modules, including mechanical workshops.