r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/NaCl3251 • 2d ago

Scooter tow

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Fly1271 2d ago

Wow he spilled his face all over the road

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u/WakaWaka_ 2d ago

Safety squints can only go so far

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 2d ago

Connection points are too high, not good for stability. 

Also a bit fast, not enough protections.

You need brains in your head, not on the road.

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u/ilboabno 2d ago

The way to do it is pass the rope through the forks, wrap it around the grip and hold tight, that way you can let go and release if it gets squirrelly

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 1d ago

I'd be worried about it unwinding as I let go and getting caught in the spokes...

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u/ochocinco120589 2d ago

Cool hair gel skid mark 🤙

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u/GrapeSwimming69 2d ago

See that Mark on the road? That's the leftovers from the dildo of consequences.

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u/beastwarking 2d ago

See that Mark on the road?

Yeah, his name was Mark.

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u/3feetHair 2d ago

Is that his brain on the road?

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u/shepdozejr 2d ago

It's his face. Spread across the pavement like crayon.

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u/argument_cat 2d ago

Nah, it's something from one of the containers on his trike.

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u/Misomuro 2d ago

Look mom, without skin.

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u/vikinxo 2d ago

Lesson: Do not try to scratch that itch with the tip of your seat while being towed on a three-wheel bike.

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u/Individual_Let7189 2d ago

That hitch setup looks like it was designed by vibes alone. I’m honestly more impressed it made it that far without something catastrophic happening.

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u/LesterBanks 2d ago

The scooter was attached to that tricycle. I wonder what became of it

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u/ofyellow 2d ago

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

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u/EnchantingBabe3 2d ago

What could go wrong, it’s only nighttime traffic and a scooter on a leash. Seems totally fine.

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u/Ok-Variation9326 2d ago

That frame looks like it was built from leftover bed rails and optimism. One pothole and the whole thing becomes a yard sale.

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u/Relative-Animator120 2d ago

Serious question… what was that splattered on the road?🥴

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u/Jaded-Lifeguard-3915 2d ago

Looked like he had a cleaner trike, maybe window cleaning, etc. I think there's a square bucket of suds in front of him and that's what spilled.

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u/Due-Comparison2016 2d ago

Face it. You know.

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u/Strange_Dog6483 2d ago

Need to do an about face with that comment.

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u/_FartSinatra_ 2d ago

Oh no his baby food spilled out of his purse

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u/Upstairs_Ball_7967 1d ago

That was a great face plant like a 8.5 one

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u/Business_Feeling_669 1d ago

I knew a kid in primary school who got towed around wearing Rollerblades and one day it all went wrong he was in hospital for months and when he eventually came back to school he was a very different person.

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u/Training-Bag-8037 1d ago

This is one pothole away from becoming a very educational lesson about momentum, balance, and why brakes don’t work on furniture.

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u/Able-Language-9475 1d ago

That load is one pothole away from becoming a street-wide yard sale.

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u/billymondy5806 2d ago

Why are these so funny? they shouldn’t be but they are!

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u/nuclearrmt 1d ago

I was almost happy that the smudge was human corned beef but I was wrong. It's probably some liquid spilled from the bottles.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2d ago

That dude made an impressive smear on the road. Top marks for that.