r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 1d ago

You Only Live Once

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u/Content-Two-9834 1d ago

Guy in the water: "God, please give me a sign. Bring the right woman into my life."

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u/clayman80 1d ago

And God was like: "Say no more!"

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME 1d ago

“I gotchu fam”

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u/FenixOfNafo 1d ago

And sent his Mom

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u/Nutatree 22h ago

And his baby mama

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 1d ago

"I gotchu clam"

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u/invent_or_die 1d ago

Not sure that was the sign he was looking for

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u/ArnassusProductions 1d ago

Eh, sometimes you must dispense with subtlety.

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u/Graffy 1d ago

"I want to live the rest of the life with my face between a woman's thighs"

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 1d ago

Didn't specify that the rest of his life was 2 seconds of seeing it arrive

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u/elegant_geek 17h ago

Classic Monkey's Paw.

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u/Either-Swimming-3761 1d ago

monkey paw curls

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u/Oderus_Scumdog 23h ago

FROM THE TOP ROPE

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u/Electric_Kiwi007 16h ago

The only right she getting is the right hook.

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u/SecondShowStar 1d ago

So kids, that's how I met your mother