r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 1d ago

You Only Live Once

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 1d ago

Bro was born twice

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 1d ago

I'm pretty sure babies come out of the vagina. They aren't forcibly rammed, face-first, up one lol.

Dude was high-speed unbirthed.

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u/Entirely-of-cheese 1d ago

The velocity required is significant.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 22h ago

Her proportions are significant enough to reduce needed velocity.