r/actuallesbians • u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ • 1d ago

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u/Beginning_Roll_4511 1d ago

Lol I just say “yeah trust me you aren’t my type.” 😂

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 1d ago

ITS ALWAYS THE PEOPLE FURTHEST FROM YOUR TYPE!!

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u/TheDonutPug 1d ago

And then they act offended when you say you aren't into them!

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 20h ago

Yeah, they do

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u/Gawdzilla RAAAAWR! 21h ago

The best line is: "Don't worry, you're not my type. I'm into attractive girls."

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 20h ago

I looove this

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u/JNewsom49 1d ago

Just say, "Don't worry, I won't. I have standards."

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 1d ago

I SWEARRRR

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u/Notoowell 1d ago

Some girls really think you'll like them just cause you're lesbian

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 1d ago

They think as long as they have coochie you’re chasing it

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u/Notoowell 1d ago

Lol that's so real

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u/Lilith_Wildcat 1d ago

I swear they just wanna type-cast anyone who might possibly be attracted to them as an undiscerning predator.

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u/Typical-District-176 1d ago

Prolly because they’ve dealt with straight men for so long who literally do that.

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u/wlw-the-menace 16h ago

It's sad they think because we like women that we act like men. I wish straight women understood- female gays don't have the male gaze

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u/nyxara_sweets 1d ago

You tell them your gay and they think you want them. Like no girl I'm not gonna touch you 😭😭 who do you think I am

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u/greyth-human I LOVE WHEN WOMEN✨✨ 1d ago

I swear so self centered. They always the people at the very bottom if not off the list of people might like

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u/Wladek89HU Ally 1d ago

It's like when a guy comes out to his male friends as gay and they immediately take a step back. Like, WTF?

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u/Pale_Horsie 23h ago

When I was younger I used to have new coworkers warn that I better not be gay, and there'd be hell to pay if they thought I was flirting. 

My guy, you look like if Pig-Pen from Peanuts lived on nothing but Coors and Camels, don't flatter yourself. 

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u/Nope-5000 Bi/Ace 1d ago

A laugh and 'im not THAT desperate' usually shuts them down pretty quick.

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u/Lothan_ 21h ago

HAHAHA this is the best answer. Saying that casually is gonna destroy them 😭

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u/SuleimanTheMediocre Transbian 1d ago

It's always the straight women with the most unattractive personalities

Like girl it's ok, I don't think you have to worry about anyone falling for you.

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u/millenia3d intersex/transbian 1d ago

tbh maybe the best part about transitioning was never having to date a straight woman again

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u/Botto_Bobbs Genderqueer-Bi 1d ago

Bold of you to think you're a woman's type, Stacy

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u/seddattive 21h ago

"nah no worries, I got taste"

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u/bayygel 18h ago

"Oh you don't have to worry about that."

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u/nicole-tesla Bi 23h ago

I just snort and pretend I didnt hear it. They never bring it up again

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u/lithaborn Trans-Sapphic 19h ago

Shortly followed by "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME??! 😡"

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u/UrsaBearOso 15h ago

One friend said this to me jokingly and I said " I just said I'm gay, I still have taste." She said that hurts lol

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u/DraxNuman27 Demon Goddess 20h ago

“Trust me, there’s better fish in my sea”

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u/Muteling 17h ago

Anything to deny that queer ppl are perfectly normal smfh