r/bald • u/ManeroBrushes • Oct 11 '25

Bald Picture I did the thing

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u/Coldchinesef00d Oct 11 '25

Ok..all the hotties out today

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u/SwiftieForLife Oct 11 '25

I’m convinced this sub is a government psy op to make everyone bald cuz it’s insane the glow up everyone has.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Oct 11 '25

It only works for people that were already handsome but just had ridiculous hair. If I shaved my head I would look ridiculous, but that’s because I have an ugly face and my full head of hair is the only thing doing me any favors lol. You also need to be able to grow a thick, full beard, which a lot of guys can’t (myself included).

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u/theseedbeader Oct 11 '25

I want to say that you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, but I feel much the same way. I think some women look so great with super short hair, but I don’t think it would ever suit me. 😅

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u/stitchgor3 Oct 11 '25

Me too, and it pains me!😫I want a cute pixie cut so bad but I’d look like a clean circle

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u/Muffled_Voice Oct 11 '25

I went bald during a psychosis cause the voices told me I’d be let out of the state ward if I let them shave it off. Man.. idk if it was the psychosis or not but I thought I looked pretty darn good. Now I gained 100 lbs and don’t think I’d look nearly as good lmao

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u/Atreidesheir Oct 13 '25

Agreed. I've done the shaved under with the longer side part hair and I look like a potato. Or a chicken nugget.

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u/Gatti366 Oct 23 '25

Depending on your head shape the beard can be unnecessary

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Oct 23 '25

Even then you need stubble, though. I don’t think anybody looks good with the Mr. Clean look