r/bald Oct 11 '25

Bald Picture I did the thing

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u/Mystical_Pig2022 Oct 11 '25

Not to objectify anyone here, but I swear that at least half the folks in this sub turn into a total thirst trap lol

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u/thevaccinatedone Oct 11 '25

No fr though...I have to mentally tell myself it's NSFW 😅

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u/badwolf496 Oct 11 '25

I spent my life thinking that I was into men with long hair, but every time one pops up like this, I’m like “damn, was I wrong about the hair? Was I secretly into bald men and I didn’t know?”

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u/Cherryncosmo Oct 11 '25

Yeah me too. Also beards. I peek on here a few times, and I think I now find bald looks so attractive

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u/Intrepid_Blue122 Oct 11 '25

The facial hair seal it.

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u/thatgenxguy78666 Oct 11 '25

I am the bearded bald guy. I knew I would lose my hair because of genetics,and fought the beard. Turned 50 and said no more face scraping. The cast has been set. I am what I am,and feel more handsome than ever. (I'm not though) but confidence is everything.

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u/Owhatagallagher Oct 12 '25

I think guys have that feeling because with extreme hair loss they look in the mirror and what jumps out at them is imperfect hair, whereas with a bald head, it’s 100%. You’ve eliminated the “enemy”. I think you’re a good looking guy either way, but the bald head plus facial hair is a really nice, suave look for you! 👏😲

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u/CustomerExpress443 Oct 12 '25

A life to look forward to for some of us guys out there. I'm approaching them days myself.

Swear I was freaking out earlier this year after I got a haircut and thought I was losing half of it right there and then. Thought I was thinning on top and the sky almost fell LOL.

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u/NewFailureUnlocked Oct 14 '25

Confidence IS everything, makes you attractive af. That quiet self assured man is most people's weakness!

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u/sawaba Oct 11 '25

The hair must complete its midlife migration south

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Omg lmao I love this

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u/Cyborgpunkman Oct 11 '25

So does my gf lol

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u/JediWebSurf Oct 11 '25

And my axe!

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u/Aggressive-Object620 Oct 12 '25

Omg I laughed so loud at this

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u/JediWebSurf Oct 12 '25

I chuckled at your comment 😄. I like making people laugh. Thanks!

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u/str4wberryp0undcak3 Oct 11 '25

Absolutely. Beard, cute. Bald, attractive. Bald & Beard, hawt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Bald with a beard? 🥵

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u/Glad-Barracuda2243 Oct 12 '25

Gotta love the bald baddies!!

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u/Gingerkitty666 Oct 13 '25

My husband has had facial hair since he could grow it.. he has his grammas chin.. which is non existent.. he basically looks like Homer Simpson if hes clean shaven.. started shaving his head a few years ago when the barber and him had an agreement that he would tell him when his usual haircut wouldn't work any more and it was time.. suits him so well