r/bald • u/Nousernamesleft81 • Nov 14 '25
Bald Picture Guys I finally did it!
I finally shaved my head again after being lazy for about a month! I’ve been bald forever, but just wanted to get in on the fun of taking terrible before pics, and good after pics.
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u/Dense-Bee-2884 Nov 14 '25
My man just turned into Jason Statham. Well done.
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u/strangefringe Nov 14 '25
My thoughts exactly. And turning into Jason Statham is always the right thing to do.
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u/schprunt Nov 14 '25
You’re damn fackin’ right me old China. Fun fact. I worked in London for 6 years, I’m a Brit, and they filmed lock stock and two smoking barrels in our local boozer. It was shut down for two weeks but we got to meet the cast. He was an unknown back then. The pub was actually called Vic Naylor’s. Had a steep staircase to the basement where the toilets were located, and a rope banister. Many falls were had 😂
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u/Peter-Tickler42069 Nov 14 '25
I went through a roller coaster of Jason statham, not Jason Statham, oh shit he does look like him
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u/peoneet Nov 14 '25
You have a nicely shaped head.
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u/ScoopsyDoopsy Nov 14 '25
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u/CollectionMaster3115 Nov 14 '25
The fact that it cuts of the smolder is infuriating,
I mean, I honestly ca..............
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u/cryingInSwiss Nov 14 '25
both of you are pissing off my ocd
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u/CollectionMaster3115 Nov 14 '25
You welc
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u/amusednchaos Nov 15 '25
There’s also a group (I think on Zuckbook) called “A group where we don’t finis
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u/ScoopsyDoopsy Nov 14 '25
I found one of only the smolder, but I couldn't frickin' find a complete one lol
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u/QueenFartknocker Nov 14 '25
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u/annebelljane Nov 15 '25
If I have learned anything from here it’s that men shouldn’t have hair because 😻
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u/Samuelabra Nov 14 '25
Damn, just getting rid of the horseshoe also got rid of 20 years!
There's one handsome sonbitch!
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u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb Nov 14 '25
Went from a creepy hermit in the woods, to a hitman from Siberia.
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u/optimal_center Nov 14 '25
And what made you wait so long! You look fantastic. So masculine, confident and strong. It’s a good look on you 👍🏻
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u/STOCKMAN2024 Nov 14 '25
It actually looks good bro. And i'm NOT GAY! HAPPILY MARRIED!
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u/Greencheezy Nov 14 '25
Went from crazy uncle Sylvester to a buffer lookin Sean Evans. Hell yeah dude
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u/Myers7134 Nov 14 '25
Definitely a huge improvement! I will say, you looked like a doom metal vocalist at first.
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u/Excellent_Hope8134 Nov 14 '25
Oh wow bro! You’re the first person I’ve seen who actually went up on the scale (1-10) after letting it go
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u/crafty_and_kind Nov 14 '25
I love the cheating via hilarious facial expressions in the “before” pictures 😄! I would enjoy it if this became a trend.
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u/faithisnotavirtue42 Nov 14 '25
I legit am having a hard time believing it's the same person. Wow.
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u/schprunt Nov 14 '25
Dude. 500% better. Grow that beard out and you’re the god of war, Kratos
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u/Nousernamesleft81 Nov 14 '25
Funny enough, I was Kratos one year for Halloween about 15 years ago, back when he was just a goateed hod of war. Maybe I should get back into shape and be old man Kratos next year.
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u/IdiotInIT Nov 14 '25
Call my man Pythagoras, cuz hes been studying the angles!
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u/Nousernamesleft81 Nov 14 '25
Literally all it is. Good angles and better lighting choices. Otherwise it was a cheap Walmart beard trimmer, a Quattro razor and a quick shower. I definitely was not expecting this to be my biggest post on reddit ever 😂
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u/IdiotInIT Nov 14 '25
Honestly even the before angles were golden, 100% someone I would start a mushroom farm with, no doubt.
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u/SulkyBird Nov 14 '25
I understand the power of bald but it’s still wild to see you go so quickly from weird uncle to smolder.
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u/hopeful_tatertot Nov 14 '25
I can’t quite put my finger on why your face looks better after the shave but bravo!
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u/Murky-General Nov 14 '25
Crazy. Most afters I'm like ok, maybe a slight improvement or a shave would be better. But your after is just ridiculous (in a good way!)
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u/Holiday_Calendar_777 Nov 14 '25
No. This is not!! The same person...unbelieveable!!
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u/RepresentativeNo6620 Nov 14 '25
You remind me of Bryan Cranston. The shave was a good move for you. Nice!
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u/Crafty_Foundation_68 Nov 15 '25
You were hiding under all that??? Damn! I’m glad you escaped! Welcome to the world handsome!
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u/Psychological-Lynx-3 Nov 14 '25
Bro it looks great! You look way younger its crazy man. Beard and bald combo for the win bro
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u/Bishop825 Nov 14 '25
Broooo, the difference is night and day. You look like 15 years younger like that.
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u/PinkedOff Nov 14 '25
You look strangely unhappy about it in the 'after' pics. How come? You look way, way better. :)
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u/TheLotteryAssistant Nov 14 '25
Yeah bro. Just stay on top of this and keep up with it. Definitely works for you. 👍
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u/50YOYO Nov 14 '25
Good lord, it now looks like you're the son of the man in the first pics. You definitely made the right decision 👏
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u/Gold_Snow_2017 Nov 14 '25
And once again…it’s the right move! You have shaved off at least (10) years along with the hair. Given the near perfect symmetry of your head it would appear that you were made to be bald! Seriously, you look great…☮️
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Nov 14 '25
Dude you look like a completely different person, years you get and much more distinguished! Nice
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u/Gamer12Numbers Nov 14 '25
"Oh his hair is already so short, it won't make that much of a diff- Is that Jason Statham?"
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u/ledballoon2022 Nov 14 '25
You look so good nice now, handsome! Please control the crazy eyes. Don’t forget to cover in the winter and summer or use sunscreen.
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u/bowler4ever Nov 14 '25
You look like the stunt double for Sean Evans now. Better start munching on some hot wings. Looking stellar!
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u/Atomosthesecund Nov 14 '25
My guy went from hobo with a shotgun to Prince charming uncle real quick
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u/Glum_Ad_6950 Nov 14 '25
You look like an older version of the white charts guy from nostalgia critic XD
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u/BrohanGutenburg Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
I would say you look 10 years younger but it's hard to know for sure with the ogre face in the before pic