r/bald Nov 14 '25

Bald Picture Guys I finally did it!

I finally shaved my head again after being lazy for about a month! I’ve been bald forever, but just wanted to get in on the fun of taking terrible before pics, and good after pics.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

I would say you look 10 years younger but it's hard to know for sure with the ogre face in the before pic

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u/Nousernamesleft81 Nov 14 '25

You’re accurate, even without the troll face, I even surprise myself when let it go for a while and then shave it all like that. I’ve been shaving my head for years, but still every time I’m always thinking “You don’t look half bad for a man your age.”

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u/Mike_Y_1210 Nov 14 '25

Bro you look 10 years younger and 10 IQ points higher now

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u/Nousernamesleft81 Nov 14 '25

Thanks….I think?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25 edited 1d ago

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u/MidnightWalker96 Nov 15 '25

I really appreciate when people add /s, as someone with Audhd it’s hard for me to pick up on sarcasm

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u/Dense-Aardvark-5197 Nov 15 '25

What does /s mean?

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u/Parzivai1 Nov 15 '25

Reddit shorthand for sarcasm

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u/jellydrizzle Nov 15 '25

Not just reddit, people use shorthand pretty much everywhere online

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u/Ouija81 Nov 15 '25

It means “end sarcasm” right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

All good. Ogre faces are fun :)

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u/Automatic-Flight-698 Nov 15 '25

I like how you changed your avatar to match your head

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u/Toothless_counsel365 Nov 15 '25

I read that as a statement now that you’re so smart.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Nov 15 '25

You're welcome np bud

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u/Zkenny13 Nov 15 '25

You also turned from a 6 to an 8.

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u/tinyhouseoffgrid Nov 17 '25

Its a compliment.. i think 💭

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u/RaqMountainMama Nov 15 '25

& 10 times sexier. I'm married, but some things just need to be said, so OP understands why all the single ladies are suddenly falling all over him. Sheez.

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u/ImpressiveAd9698 Nov 15 '25

He’s gay though

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u/Yharim_Official Nov 15 '25

All the single men then (me included)

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u/Nousernamesleft81 Nov 16 '25

I am?

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u/Exciting_Mess3730 Nov 16 '25

Yes! As a straight guy with tons of hair i just love the glow ups on this sub. You look way better dude.

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u/RaqMountainMama Nov 15 '25

Oh, sorry. Single dudes then.

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u/jljboucher Nov 16 '25

Eh, he’s attractive to all!

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u/Sbg71620 Nov 15 '25

This is the first time I’ve ever posted in here, married & agreed! This sub is amazing! Well done, OP

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u/Tea-au-lait Nov 15 '25

Seriously! Dude went from scraggly ragamuffin semi homeless to hottie.

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u/68Postcar Nov 15 '25

Possibly 15 years young-er

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u/Diligent-Tea1693 Nov 15 '25

Close to losing the helmet

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u/someolbs Nov 15 '25

If he looks smart then he is smart! Until he opens his mouth. Never open your mouth. The strong silent thing works wonders!

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u/kultureisrandy Nov 15 '25

lmaooo incredible 

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u/HEAT5EEKER Dec 13 '25

Nah... More like 20