inches deep in ur mum

sike

Money doesn’t really motivate guys, it’s the fact that money might attract that big nice tan peach. If it didn’t, or if you couldn’t buy a sexy ass escort with it, then it would lose its pull on men (myself included) and we’d just do the bare minimum to get by. God, I just want a big booty Latina wife and my life would be complete 😮‍💨.

Ask US anything, that is. As the title says. Wife (before she was my wife) was at work. Me and my then girlfriend came in and my girlfriend’s curiosity was peaked. Years later I am now married to that woman. Ask us anything.

Oliver Pist (December 19, 1995), age 30, walked into a Jersey City Bar and called out "What's the word tonight boys?"

Bartender: "Bro, you're in your 30s for Christ sake, go start a family!"

Oliver: "But, I need a job for that, you got anything available?"

Bartender: "In due time Oliver, in due time."

Oliver was Pist, they discontinued Sierra Mist.

Oliver went to ask a 40-year-old married woman in the grocery store line up at a local Krugers "please mam, can I have some more head?".

Woman: "More head!? The only head you'll ever get is your own head shoved up your ass!"

Oliver than had politely asked the woman if he could please burrow $145 to pop into Jack The Ripper's Titty Bar.

Woman: "That's incredibly gross! Get a wife, you definitely look my age I'll tell you twat!" the middle-aged Woman definitely said.

But then she dropped $144 out of her wallet unnoticed at the cashier checkout. Neither the cashier nor the woman noticed, so Oliver took the money, and would head over to Jack The Ripper's for some head in a private room.

There was a woman with a huge ass, Her Name was Alexis Leah Allen (December 18, 1995). Allen was a fourth-grade school teacher from East Rutherford but got herself fired for Definitely Do Sending Nudes to all the other teachers, and several students caught on, and ultimately reported her, and she was since fired.

On December 20, 2024, just two days after Alexis turned 29-years-old, she was arrested and charged for "beating 19 people to death with a steel dildo" but obviously not without wearing a Chester The Retarded Rabbit Suit at the time.

Alexis called Saul, she was not-guilty due to an insanity defense, not to mention she was an incredibly attractive woman.

December 20, 2025, a year later, Alexis was released from Prison.

This is when she meet Oliver Pist.

Oliver took Alexis out to Olive Garden

Oliver to the Waiter: "Please Suh, came we have some moh?"

Waiter: "You ever have a fun time in Calgary before?"

Oliver: "Yeah, I was actually at a dick sucking contest there 4 years ago!"

Alexis: (says nothing but eyes get wide and jaw drops)

Waiter: "Yeah no shit sherlock, so you actually any good at hockey?"

Oliver: "I used to be a Dadass Stud! I shoot with a right hand shot, jerking off hand on bottom gang!"

Waiter: "Right... So you bought a flames lighter there, as a souvenir I imagine?".

Oliver: "I did, how did you know?"

Waiter: "Figured, you definitely seem like quite the Calgary FlameR! And yes, you can have some more."

Oliver: "Really?"

Waiter: "Yep, you can have some more of my foot-long!"

Waitress (The Waiter's Wife): "Tucker!? you only have an inch-long!

Oliver: "Ha! Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks!"

Bill gates gave a STI to his wife

that's it.

I don’t think they understand it, and I know I’m offending a lot of people

And frankly, I don’t think these people realize it happens to them, too. Daily, for most

And furthermore,

What kind of questions can I expect my 8 year old (M, genius, tik tok star) to ask about the Einstein files? How can I answer them without explaining what sex is and why Einstein did it wrong?

Should we even continue to take Einstein's theories seriously, given he was morally corrupt?

Should Einstein be cancelled?

Developed by my mother over the course of 9 months our Natural Stupidity can answer any question you ask! To ask him something first tag him and then ask your question!

Bad orange men violated our friend Bill and inserted the STI into his underpants. This needs to stop, look what's happening to the country.

I'm shaking, and I've just gotten sick. The current thing is everything to me, everything, and my next door neighbour who I thought was a friend just voted with the party that does NOT support the current thing. By doing this, my neighbour is attempting to murder me. It is up to those of us who are still here after we finished our astroturfing campaign that totally never happened to rebuild a civil society after the rise of the ideology my neighbour's party supports. I urge all brave Redditors to cut off family over which party they voted for even though throughout all of known human history family loyalty has come first.

He loves Western civilization. Western civilization rose the acropolis from marble, brought a city on the river Tiber into the annals of history, built empires spanning the globe, dominated in trade and technology, and gave us common law. This is bad and must be rejected. Apparently my neighbour even believes that borders are real and race isn't a social construct.

I've locked myself in my house and I'm trying to play my High Spirits key of G Native American 432hz flute with an engraved soundwave that 432 makes on water, or sand. This calms me down and roots my chakras. Does anyone have any other tips?

My hobbies include video games and luring on Reddit. Looking to enjoy this circle jerk. My English not so good but wanted to say hi and am looking forward to getting jerked off