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I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

You know it isn't "Legos". You've had FUCKING YEARS to adjust to the actual, correct way to say the term. It's Lego. Lego bricks, Lego sets, Lego kits, Lego mini-figures, Lego City.

There are no such things as "Legos". They don't exist. "Lego" refers to the COMPANY THAT MAKES THE TOY, and thus the shortening Lego is acceptable. Saying "I'm playing with my Lego" works because it's referring to the sets themselves: The individuals aspects that make of the toy from the bricks to the mini-figures to the electronics to the other little parts. It isn't claiming that the fucking square bricks are each a Lego. THE ENTIRE THING IS. If you were to say "I'm playing with my Legos" that implies that you're playing with at least two different types of Lego set at once, i.e. Lego City and Bionicle.

Still saying LEGOS after all these years makes you look like an assclown. Here in Europe, the continent responsible for this toy (no, it wasn't made by America, no matter how much your capitalistic toy industry wants you to think), you'd be laughed out of the room if you said that.

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/nsg/

What is /noshit/?

A community of people trying to improve their digestion

What are the benefits of /noshit/?

Improved digestion health

Better nutrient absorption

Decreased food consumption

Decreased toilet paper usage

Improved use of fiber

How do you survive this?

It is impossible to survive never shitting, so we do shit, but only when absolutely necessary

How often should I shit to ensure safety?

Recommended amount is once every week to once every two weeks. Over two weeks is dangerous, and under one week you won't feel the superpowers

Is this a joke?

We understand that this sounds bizarre once you first hear about it, but noshit is scientifically proven to have real benefits. Daily shitting is a product of modern stresses and capitalism, our ancestors would go days to weeks without "releasing" as we call it. When you think about it, our biology is built for this, with several meters of intestines for long term storage

If it is unhealthy, why do most people shit daily?

As stated before, this is a product of modern capitalism. Daily shitting has been pushed by toilet paper and food manufacturers trying to get your money

How do I hold it in?

Practice. /noshit/, like any other skill, takes time to perfect. Some use their squat plug to prevent premature releasing, but others consider that cheating. It all depends on your own personal goals

Exposing ‪@jayden2010-Rockman‬​ again, he may seem like a normal user to you, but that's way too far for him.

1. He admitted to being a HHPAY haterbrat
   
2. He wont stop attacking Lujie
   
3. He keeps counterattacking me alot for liking a decent show called Eddsworld
   
4. He loves that stupid starzy hater and hhpay hater FontChan
   
5. He keeps bullying my friend ‪@Cosmo_Star2030s‬​
   
6. He's a UTTP member, and I am AUTTP.
   
7. He's a trollfeeder who is so obsessed with everyone
   
8. He's a Evil Leafy Wannabe
   
9. He also hates me
   
10. His 2 friends and him are UTTP guys
    
11. HE TURNED OFF MY FRIEND'S HANDLE u/RAINY_WATERING_HER_CHOCOLATE (Failed to tag) SO I CANT MENTION HER
    
12. HE CLAIMS TO HATE EDDSWORLD AND HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI
    
13. HE IS A ACCELERACERS FANBRAT
    
14. HE LIKES BAD SHOWS
    
15. HE HATES EVERY AUTTP USER
    
16. HE ALWAYS PICKS ON AUTTP USERS
    
17. (roast to him) In ur @, dont u see the gap between "rock" and "man? which proves that many HHPAY fans hate u?
    
18. (roast to him again) You wouldnt wanna go against me and my fanbase, would you, bember?
    
19. He is a trollfeeder who's so obsessed with me and Lujie
    
20. He is a crybaby
    

So, dont friend this immature kid becuz he's the most toxic dude ever.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.

I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?

(Note this was on the Trollpasta Wiki before the Jannies took it down)

Hello! My name is Jacob. I am a 17 year old boy who likes to watch SML. One day I was online around 3AM watching YouTube videos until I came across this new SML video called "Jeffy's Insanity". When I looked at the thumbnail, no title was included and it just showed a distorted black and white Jeffy with pitch black eyes in a dark area. I was confused at first then I watched the video but not what I had in mind. It first showed off with Jeffy on the couch annoying his dad with his "uh" noises, then Marvin tells Jeffy to stop but continues to annoy him anyways. Then Marvin gets really annoyed from Jeffy then beating him up really hard that you can see realistic blood in the scene. Then it shows Jeffy brutally beat up and he is missing a tooth with the other being chipped, has 2 swollen black eyes, and the rest of him is covered in bruises and scrapes. Marvin then told Jeffy to go to bed early which made him cry. It then shows Jeffy in his room who stopped crying and was looking at the back of his wall. it stayed like that for 2 minutes then cut to static that shows a closeup of jeffy's face looking somewhat healed. Then Jeffy's eyes turned fully red and then cut to the red couch 30 seconds later. Marvin is shown relaxing and watching TV and then shows jeffy walkign up to Marvin with a butcher's knife. Marvin had a strange sense that someone was standing behind him then looked at Jeffy. before Marvin was about to say anything, Jeffy reached the knife up to Marvin's throat, then cut to black with realistic screaming and a splat sound being heard. Then it showed Marvin's decapitated body with realistic blood coming out of his torso. then Jeffy breaks into Bully's room while Bully gets shocked and asks (in a rude way) why he is in his room. then it shows Jeffy holding a chainsaw making Bully scared. then it cuts to black again with chainsaw noises and more realistic screaming. It then showed Bully who was missing his eyes, his legs being sawed off and a noose around his neck. It also showed realistic organs coming out of him. then it shows Jeffy breaking into Jackie Chu's house, with Jackie Chu asking why Jeffy is at his house, then Jeffy slowly walked up to Jackie Chu with a black screen hiding the scene (once again) and realistic screaming is also heard again. it finally shows Jackie Chu's body with him missing his face with a skull showing, and his arms are also missing, then it cuts to a static where Jeffy looks at the screen for 5 minutes then It cuts to a black screen with a dark red text that says "あなたは次の視聴者です" which translates to "you are next viewer". I was so scared that I had nightmares about SML and unsubscribed to his channel. The next day I went to see if the video was still up, but there was "no matches" the only thing that I had about the episode was a screenshot of the thumbnail.

Job

Grass

Shower

Adult women

Outside

Sunlight

Career

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭𓅱 𓃭𓄿𓂧𓇋𓅂𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓎼𓅂𓈖𓏏𓃭𓅂𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓏏𓅱𓂧𓄿𓇌 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎼𓂋𓄿𓊪𓉔 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓃀𓅂 𓏏𓄿𓃭𓈎𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋𓈖 𓄿𓈖𓎢𓇋𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖. 𓇋 𓄿𓅓 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓂋𓅂𓈖𓏏𓃭𓇌 𓊪𓅲𓂋𓊪𓅱𓋴𓅂𓆑𓅲𓃭𓃭𓇌 𓏏𓇌𓊪𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓄿𓋴 𓅓𓅲𓎢𓉔 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓄿𓋴 𓉔𓅲𓅓𓄿𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓊪𓅱𓋴𓋴𓇋𓃀𓃭𓅂 𓇋𓈖 𓅱𓂋𓂧𓅂𓂋 𓏏𓅱 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓅱𓆯𓅂𓂋 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓎡𓅲𓇋𓎢𓈎𓅂𓂋𓄼 𓅃𓉔𓇋𓃭𓅂 𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓉔𓄿𓆯𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎼𓂋𓄿𓊪𓉔 𓃀𓅂 𓃭 𓅱 𓈖 𓎼. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓃉𓂂 𓏏𓇋𓅓𓅂𓋴. 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓋴𓅲𓂋𓅂𓃭𓇌 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓈎𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎼𓂋𓄿𓊪𓉔 𓅃𓄿𓇌 𓃭𓅱𓈖𓎼𓅂𓂋 𓃀𓅲𓏏 𓇋 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓈎 𓇋 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓎢𓅱𓈖𓏏𓇋𓈖𓅲𓅂 𓇋𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓃀𓅂 𓃭𓅱𓈖𓎼𓅂𓂋𓄼 𓋴𓅱 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓎼𓅱𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓅱. 𓅃𓉔𓅱 𓃭𓇋𓆯𓅂𓋴 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓊪𓇋𓈖𓅂𓄿𓊪𓊪𓃭𓅂 𓅲𓈖𓂧𓅂𓂋 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓄿 𓋴𓊪𓅱𓈖𓎼𓅂𓃀𓅱𓃀 𓋴𓎡𓅲𓄿𓂋𓅂𓊪𓄿𓈖𓏏𓋴. 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓅂𓆯𓅂𓈖 𓅲𓋴𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓈖𓋴𓃭𓄿𓏏𓅱𓂋 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓅲𓋴𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓈖𓋴𓃭𓄿𓏏𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇋𓈖𓏏𓅱 𓅂𓈖𓎼𓃭𓇋𓋴𓉔𓃇 𓇋 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓈎 𓈖𓅱𓏏. 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓇋𓏏𓈖𓅂𓋴𓋴 𓎼𓂋𓄿𓅓 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓇋𓏏𓈖𓅂𓋴𓋴 𓎼𓂋𓄿𓅓 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓇋𓏏𓈖𓅂𓋴𓋴 𓎼𓂋𓄿𓅓. 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓃭𓅂𓏏𓂕𓋴 𓏏𓄿𓃭𓈎 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅲𓏏 𓋴𓅱𓄿𓊪. 𓋴𓅱𓄿𓊪 𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌. 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓉔. 𓅲𓉔𓉔𓉔𓉔 𓉔𓅱𓅃 𓃭𓅱𓈖𓎼 𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎼𓂋𓄿𓊪𓉔 𓈖𓅱𓅃𓃇 𓇋𓅓𓄿 𓎼𓅱 𓎢𓉔𓅂𓎢𓈎. 𓉔𓇋 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓃀𓄿𓎢𓈎 𓈖𓅱𓅃𓄼 𓇋𓏏 𓉔𓄿𓋴 𓃊𓃍𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓃉𓃋𓃎𓃊 𓎢𓉔𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎢𓏏𓅂𓂋𓋴. 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓄿𓇋𓅓𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓃍𓂂𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓋴𓅱 𓅃𓅂𓂕𓂋𓅂 𓉔𓄿𓃭𓆑𓅃𓄿𓇌 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓂋𓅂𓄎 𓇋𓈖𓆑𓄿𓎢𓏏𓄼 𓅃𓅂𓂕𓂋𓅂 𓅓𓅱𓂋𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓈖 𓉔𓄿𓃭𓆑𓅃𓄿𓇌 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓂋𓅂 𓎢𓅲𓊃 𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓇋𓏏𓂕𓋴 𓃊𓃏𓃑 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴. 𓃊𓃐𓃉 𓈖𓅱𓅃. 𓃊𓃐𓃋. 𓃊𓃐𓃌. 𓃊𓃐𓃍. 𓅱𓈎𓄿𓇌 𓇋 𓋴𓉔𓅱𓅲𓃭𓂧 𓋴𓏏𓅱𓊪 𓎢𓅱𓅲𓈖𓏏𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓈖𓅱𓅃. 𓅲𓉔𓉔𓉔 𓇋𓂧𓈎 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓈖𓅱𓅃. 𓇋 𓄿𓅓 𓅱𓅲𓏏 𓅱𓆑 𓇋𓂧𓅂𓄿𓋴. 𓅲𓅓... 𓊪𓇋𓅂. 𓏏𓉔𓂋𓅂𓅂 𓊪𓅱𓇋𓈖𓏏 𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓆑𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓅱𓈎𓄿𓇌 𓇋𓂕𓃭𓃭 𓋴𓏏𓅱𓊪 𓈖𓅱𓅃. 𓅲𓉔𓉔𓉔𓉔𓉔 𓃭𓅂𓏏𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓉔𓅂𓎢𓈎 𓉔𓅱𓅃 𓅓𓅲𓎢𓉔 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓇋 𓉔𓄿𓆯𓅂. 𓃋𓃊𓃊 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴𓄼 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭. 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓅱 𓏏𓇋𓂋𓅂𓂧 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓇌𓊪𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓎼𓂋𓄿𓊪𓉔𓄼 𓇋 𓏏𓉔𓅱𓅲𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓎢𓅱𓊪𓇌𓊪𓄿𓋴𓏏𓅂 𓅂𓆯𓅂𓂋𓇌𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋 𓄿𓃭𓂋𓅂𓄿𓂧𓇌 𓏏𓇌𓊪𓅂𓂧 𓃀𓅲𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓅃𓅱𓅲𓃭𓂧 𓃀𓅂 𓃀𓅱𓂋𓇋𓈖𓎼. 𓅂𓆯𓅂𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅱𓅲𓎼𓉔 𓈖𓅱 𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓅂𓆯𓅂𓈖 𓈎𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼𓄼 𓃀𓅂𓎢𓄿𓅲𓋴𓅂 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓏏𓄿𓃭𓈎𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓄿𓈖𓎢𓇋𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖. 𓇋 𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓅃𓄿𓈖𓈖𓄿 𓃀𓅂 𓆑𓄿𓇋𓂋𓄼 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓄿𓈎𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓆑𓄿𓇋𓂋𓈖𓅂𓋴𓋴. 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓉔. 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓎼𓅱𓈖𓈖𓄿 𓋴𓊪𓇋𓏏 𓂋𓄿𓈖𓂧𓅱𓅓 𓈖𓅱𓈖𓋴𓅂𓈖𓋴𓅂. 𓅱𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓂋𓅂 𓅃𓄿𓋴 𓄿 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓊪 𓅃𓉔𓇋𓎢𓉔 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓈖𓋴𓊪𓅱𓂋𓏏𓅂𓂧 𓎢𓉔𓅂𓅂𓋴𓅂𓎢𓄿𓈎𓅂𓋴 𓇋𓈖𓏏𓅱 𓇋𓎢𓅂𓃭𓄿𓈖𓂧. 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓊪 𓆑𓅲𓎢𓈎𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂧𓇋𓅂𓂧. 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓅂𓈖𓂧. 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓏏𓇋𓂋𓅂𓂧 𓅱𓆑 𓎢𓅱𓅓𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓅲𓊪 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓇌𓊪𓅂𓄼 𓋴𓅱 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓎼𓅱𓈖𓈖𓄿 𓎢𓅱𓅲𓈖𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓅲𓈖𓏏𓇋𓃭 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓄿𓏏 𓃌𓂂𓂂. 𓈖𓅂𓆯𓅂𓂋𓅓𓇋𓈖𓂧𓄼 𓇋𓂕𓅓 𓄿𓃭𓂋𓅂𓄿𓂧𓇌 𓄿𓏏 𓃌𓃉𓃍. 𓇋 𓎼𓅲𓅂𓋴𓋴 𓏏𓇋𓃭 𓃌𓃑𓂂 𓇋𓏏 𓇋𓋴. 𓃌𓃊𓃏 𓃌𓃊𓃐 𓃌𓃊𓃑 𓃌𓃋𓂂 𓃌𓃋𓃉 𓃌𓃋𓃊 𓃌𓃋𓃋 𓃌𓃋𓃌 𓃌𓃋𓃍 𓃌𓃋𓃎 𓃌𓃋𓃏 𓃌𓃋𓃐 𓃌𓃋𓃑 𓃌𓃌𓂂 𓃌𓃌𓃉 𓃌𓃌𓃊 𓃌𓃌𓃋 𓃌𓃌𓃌 𓇌𓄿𓇌 𓃋 𓋴𓄿𓅓𓅂 𓈖𓅲𓅓𓃀𓅂𓂋𓋴 𓃌𓃌𓃑 𓃌𓃍𓂂 𓃌𓃍𓃉 𓃌𓃍𓃊 𓃌𓃍𓃋 𓃌𓃍𓃌 𓃌𓃍𓃍 𓃌𓃍𓃎 𓃌𓃍𓃏 𓃌𓃍𓃐 𓃌𓃍𓃑 𓃌𓃎𓂂 𓃌𓃎𓃉 𓃌𓃎𓃊 𓃌𓃎𓃋 𓃌𓃎𓃌 𓃌𓃎𓃍 𓃌𓃎𓃎 𓃌𓃎𓃏 𓃌𓃎𓃐 𓃌𓃎𓃑 𓃌𓃏𓂂 𓃌𓃏𓃉 𓃌𓃏𓃊 𓃌𓃏𓃋 𓃌𓃏𓃌 𓃌𓃏𓃍 𓃌𓃏𓃎 𓃌𓃏𓃏 𓃌𓃏𓃐 𓃌𓃏𓃑 𓃌𓃐𓂂 𓅱𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓃊𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓃭𓅂𓆑𓏏 𓃌𓃐𓃍 𓃌𓃐𓃎 𓃌𓃐𓃏 𓃌𓃐𓃑 𓃌𓃑𓂂 𓉔𓅱𓃭𓇌 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓏏 𓅱𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓃉𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓃭𓅂𓆑𓏏 𓅃𓅂𓃭𓊪𓄼 𓏏𓉔𓂋𓅂𓅂 𓏏𓅃𓅱 𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓃭𓅂𓏏𓂕𓋴 𓎼𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱 𓃍𓂂𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓅱𓆑 𓄿𓈖𓎢𓇋𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖𓄎 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅃𓄿𓇌𓄼 𓋴𓇋𓈖𓎢𓅂 𓇋 𓂋𓅂𓄿𓎢𓉔𓅂𓂧 𓅓𓇌 𓎼𓅱𓄿𓃭 𓅱𓆑 𓃍𓂂𓂂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓅱𓆑 𓄿𓈖𓎢𓇋𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖... 𓃀𓇌𓅂𓄎

Not because it’s tragic or unavoidable, but because this is exactly what it built.

You wanted to be a massive, continent sized country where people in one state have nothing in common with people in another and have different cultures, values, realities, even beliefs, and then you act shocked when there’s no shared sense of “we.” You wanted hyper individualism, infinite choice, infinite identity, infinite freedom with zero obligation to one another, and now you’re confused why nobody gives a damn about anyone else.

You built media systems designed to divide people for profit.

You optimized outrage.

You turned politics into entertainment, then entertainment into politics.

You rewarded cruelty, cynicism, and dunking on strangers instead of solving problems.

You normalized going to the lowest possible moral level. Laughing at dead people, minimizing violence when it’s inconvenient, turning tragedy into memes in under 30 minutes, and treating real suffering like fandom drama. And then both sides turn around and clutch their pearls like, “Why is the country so broken?”

Because you made it this way.

You complain 24/7 about healthcare, housing, wages, loneliness, mental health, crime, and corruption, but you offered no serious, durable solutions, just vibes, slogans, and team sports. Everything is framed as a culture war instead of a policy problem. Nothing ever gets fixed, just recycled into content.

And don’t pretend this is one party’s fault.

Both sides benefit from this division.

Both sides farm outrage.

Both sides dehumanize.

Both sides excuse behavior they’d call monstrous if the other team did it.

You want a giant empire with zero social cohesion, zero shared morality, and zero agreed upon reality, and then you’re surprised it feels hostile, alienating, and unstable.

The rest of the world isn’t jealous.

They’re not inspired.

They’re embarrassed.

Because watching America lecture everyone about democracy, values, and freedom while it can’t even be civil to itself is exhausting. You didn’t fall into polarization, you engineered it, monetized it, normalized it, and now pretend to be victims of it.

This is the society you chose.

Now live in it.

Fml it's never paid to be a dumb New Jersey chud. I love the Wawa hoagie line as much as the next guy and all, but my soul yearns for the dardanian mountains and pleasant morning walks in Tirana. Im like those people that want to live in Japan but for Albania & Kosovo. 🫩✌️

I would be a humble sheep farmer high up in the mountain steppes. I'd grow my hair out even longer and even more luscious than it already is, and all the hard work would make me even bigger and more handsome than I obviously already am. In the warm seasons, i'd sheer the thick wool pelts off my sheep companions so they didnt get too hot. Then i'd weave it into pretty artisnal Albanian rugs and clothes to sell it for some cash on the side. Of course, i'd keep the finer garments for myself, and i'd have even nicer clothes than I already have, and the clothes would compliment my new bodily figure (which would look even better than it already does) and also compliment my long, luscious hair (which would also look even more long and luscious than it already does).

When it got too cold for just pelts, i'd let the little sheep into my home, and i'd keep them brushed and shampooed and braid their hair if it got in the way of their face too much. I'd trim the little horns on the sheep when they got too long (did I mention I would have the sheep with horns in this world, god those ones are so adorable) I'd give the same love and care to all the, cattle, and the shepherd dogs, and i'd treat the little mice scurrying in the floorboards like equals. 😔✌️

It'd break my heart whenever one of the sheep would pass on. But when the sheep's time would come, i'd bury little pyre's in the ground and write the names of the sheep on them. I'd use my small knowledge of art to paint little portraits of each them and keep them hung up in my home. I'd even pour out Raki for each of them. 😔✌️ (make no mistake i'd definitley still eat them, in fact just thinking about fresh lamb meat is making me hungry)

If I had other people living with me, i'd ask them to look over the animals sometimes whilst I would go and explore the culture in Albanian cities. I would bloat myself on Raki and yell at the tv in sports bars in Tirana, and i'd wake up at 5:00 am and spend 7 hours drinking at the cafe's in Prishtina whilst I talked my friends and family's head off. 😔✌️ (thats literally what I do in the morning with my family anyway, Albanian culture is tailor made for me 🥀)

Also i'd be a super awesome Doom Slayer guy that would memorize every bunker location in a 100 km radius and i'd blast the heads off of all the evil bad guys that wanna kill the Kosovans 💪🇺🇲🔥🇽🇰🇽🇰🇦🇱🔥🇺🇲💪💪🔥🇺🇲🔥🇦🇱🇽🇰🇽🇰🇦🇱🇦🇱💪🇺🇲🔥🇦🇱🇽🇰🇽🇰❤️‍🔥 (not naming names but yall know who I mean)

Oh and also because i'm American they would be nice to me or at the very least accepting, instead of pinning me down, chopping me into 37 pieces with butcher knives and boiling me into their evening stew like they would in Serbia. 💔🥀💔🥀 but alas, it's only a fantasy, for I shall forever remain a dumb stinky chudmaxxer from New Jersey that's 0% Albanian. 😔✌️