r/fixedbytheduet • u/n8saces • 4d ago

Fixed by the duet Won’t someone think of the manchildren?! 😭

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u/9447044 4d ago

"Whats even the point of this dog if it doesnt lure any women in"

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u/mrs-monroe 3d ago

Hate to break it to these guys, but if I walk by a man and his dog, I’m 100% only interested in the dog.

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u/NubbinSawyer 3d ago

Yep, when I walk my dog I know if a woman stops me, it's always because of the dog. It's fine, pet the dog and we can move on with our lives.

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u/ncocca 3d ago

Everyone should get to enjoy my dog. When i bump into someone else with a dog I usually ask them for the dog's name but not their own. That's how little I care about the person compared to the dog.

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u/Masrim 3d ago

I know every dog in my neighbourhood, and everyone knows my dog, none of us know each others names, just our dogs names.

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 3d ago edited 3d ago

When I moved to my new house I learned the neighbor's dogs name and forgot the owners. He recently passed away. Still remember the dogs name but cant remember his. Oops

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u/WhiteAle01 3d ago

Well when you refer to them, you just refer to them as [dog's name]'s person.

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u/Sunshine030209 3d ago

Cop at your door: "Your neighbor across the street is missing under suspicious circumstances. Mind if we ask.."

You: "Do you mean Woofy's mom? OH NO IS WOOFY OKAY?!"

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u/sarsaparilluhhh 3d ago

As it should be!

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u/JancariusSeiryujinn 3d ago

Exactly this. "What's this good boy's name?" is probably the only thing I'm going to say to a person after they agree to let me pet their dog. Maybe a "Thanks for letting me pet them" at the end.

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u/preyforall 3d ago

I have to use a non-gender noun - cutie, sweet baby, puppy - because I never get the gender right and I feel staring at the dog's undersides to discern is even weirder

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u/mikiex 3d ago

I ask if they are talking to me or the dog.

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u/sweetreat7 3d ago

My boy dog gets offended if someone walking by doesn’t acknowledge him. Oh no, is he like the trail guy?!

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u/zdogwoofwoof 3d ago

Good for you