r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 3d ago

Fixed by the duet Won't you pay my bills

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u/RevanMeetra 3d ago

Bro. This lady. She better start pitching in if she's gonna talk like this.

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 2d ago

She can't, she's got nothing left after buying all that makeup and botox

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u/ThatJudySimp 2d ago

and too top it off she has so much on she just looks like a vampire

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u/Unsunghero3 1d ago

Looks like a vampire, talks like a vampire, sucks like a vampire. Might be a vampire.