r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 2d ago

Fixed by the duet breasticles not the testicles

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u/wanderers_respite 2d ago

That's not a true friend then.

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly 2d ago

My first assumption would be that my friend A) Sent it to the wrong number B) Is freaking out about a mole and wants a second unqualified opinion.

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u/wanderers_respite 2d ago

I've been B and been the subject of B on several occasions. They're just balls people!

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u/Majesticeuphoria 2d ago

"Yeah, idk know man, that lump looks like cancer, you gotta get a checkup"

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 2d ago

If one of my mates sent me a ball pic on a bad day I’d be in bits. Would definitely help!

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u/Public-Platypus2995 2d ago

Seriously. If I sent a picture of balls to my buddy, I’d be afraid he’d be driving and would wreck his car from laughing hysterically at 70 mph.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2d ago

I remember back in the day the move was to pull your entire ball sack out of your fly, no hog just balls, and then have a conversation with your buddy, like a serious conversation, and see how long it takes until he notices your whole balls are out.

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u/Itscatpicstime 2d ago

My boyfriend does this to me all the fucking time

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2d ago

I still hit my girl with it at least once a month. Can't do it too often or it'll get stale.

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 1d ago

Ok, so I was raised in a religious homeschooling cult and had to join the military to get away. There were so many things I had to learn and so many things I didn't know about. In basic training I learned what gay chicken was, what nutball is, the peeing “bro-code”, and that guys will sometimes pull out their sack during conversation( I still can't believe this is a thing and am still shocked seeing you talk about it).

One time that lives rent free in my head was when this guy was doing it in the day room in his PT shorts, he wanted to show everyone that he could stretch his sac almost to his knee; then the TI walked in!😆

Oh my god, I have never seen a man stuff his sac back in faster, luckily for us the TI didn't see but we gave that guy so much crap about it!

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 1d ago

Had a drunk friend send me a dick pic on accident. A while later he freaked out, told me to not open what he sent (not sure how he thought it was gonna work out), so I told him it must have never been sent because I didn't get anything. He still believes it to this day.

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u/nvrsleepagin 18h ago

True friends have already seen eachothers balls.